Can’t Cope

Kelsey Hoare and Rebecca Beausang
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Two cousins. Two cities. Zero filters. Kelsey and Rebecca have been roaring down the phone at each other for years, so they thought, feck it, let’s make a podcast. Kelsey’s in London, a rock & roll queen behind the decks, DJing her way through the city’s wildest nights. Rebecca’s in Cork, a vibrant powerhouse who’s thriving in her career and full of life. They’ve got romance in the bag, but their to-do lists are screaming for help. Together, they’re an unstoppable riot. Every week, they dive into the things that wreck your head, make you scream, or have you absolutely HOWLING. Whether it’s nights out that should have ended hours ago or work disasters, if there’s drama, they’re in it, and if there’s a laugh to be had, they’re definitely having it. And, of course, they’ll be sharing what they ‘Can’t Cope’ with this week, like emotional breakdowns over bakery hours and dress straps that won’t behave. They’re not here to be wise or offer life-changing advice, but if you love talking nonsense, love the drama (but from a safe distance), and love two women who say what you’re thinking, this is the podcast for you. New episode every week. Strap in, ya mad thing. Music by Jessica Hoare Follow us on: Instagram: @cantcopepod TikTok: @cantcopepodcast Email us at cantcopepodcast@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  1. Episode 31

    #31: Rod Stewart, Cancelled Trips & Weekend Fatigue

    Ok guys, we're back. Did you miss us? Because we missed you.  After five months away, Kelsey and Rebecca are finally back for Season 4. The girls catch up on everything that's happened since the end of Season 3, including family visits, St Patrick's Day celebrations, holidays in Greece, festivals, summer plans, and the never-ending challenge of trying to fit everything into an already packed social calendar. They also discuss Rod Stewart sightings, favourite meals, new podcast photos, cancelled travel plans, and the reality that life has simply been getting in the way. For this week's Can't Cope, Kelsey dives into the bizarre Katie Price husband saga and tries to make sense of the internet's latest obsession, while Rebecca can't cope with having plans every single weekend and desperately needing a weekend to recover from her weekends. It's a classic catch-up episode filled with life updates, celebrity gossip, holiday chat, and two girls picking up exactly where they left off. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    #31: Rod Stewart, Cancelled Trips & Weekend Fatigue

  2. Episode 32

    #32: Home Alone, Bad Fashion & The WAGs of 2006

    This week, the girls catch up on life. Kelsey is preparing for her first weekend alone in the apartment while her partner heads off to Download Festival, although she's not entirely convinced she'll survive hearing strange noises by herself. Rebecca talks about freezing her eggs earlier this year and shares her experience of the process. This week's Can't Cope sees Kelsey discuss Duffy's return to the public eye after years away following the traumatic kidnapping that changed her life, while Rebecca can't cope with the state of the high street and her inability to find a single decent item of clothing. The main topic takes the girls back to the iconic World Cup WAGs of 2006. They discuss everything from the chaos of Baden-Baden, the infamous shopping sprees and table dancing antics, to Victoria Beckham's oversized sunglasses, Cheryl's rise to global fame, and Coleen Rooney's Juicy Couture era, they revisit the unforgettable women who became the biggest story of the tournament and changed celebrity culture forever. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  3. Episode 33

    #33: Pokémon Weekends, Census Discoveries & Wellness Culture

    The girls are back catching up on their weeks. Kelsey survived her first weekend home alone while Rory headed off to Download Festival, spending most of it deep into Pokémon on the Nintendo Switch instead of worrying about every noise in the apartment. She also shares updates from a London barbecue, Rory’s VIP festival experience, and his plans to start a band. Meanwhile, Rebecca recounts a brilliant family day out in Dublin complete with pastries, cocktails at The Westbury, a debate over whether to spend €210 on a Metallica ticket, and the podcast’s first proper hater review. The girls also give a shout-out to their mysterious Russian listener and discuss the latest Brooklyn Beckham family drama. Inspired by the release of the 1926 Irish census records, Rebecca shares the emotional experience of tracing family history, and uncovering incredible stories from generations past.  This week’s topic sees the conversation turn to the modern obsession with wellness, self-improvement and looking good. The girls then dive into everything from elaborate skincare routines, healthy snack influencers, sleep trackers and Whoops, to “5-to-9 before your 9-to-5” culture, LinkedIn corporate theatre, Stephen Bartlett’s productivity empire, and the pressure to optimise every minute of your life. Ultimately, they ask, have we all forgotten how to sit down, relax, and enjoy a little bit of whimsy? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  4. Episode 34

    #34: Can't Afford Life, Can't Escape AI & Can't Stop Swiping

    The girls are back catching up on another week of life. Kelsey is buzzing over the clever Levi's advertising that came from the World Cup controversy (cheers to whoever accidentally gave them free publicity), while Rebecca simply can't cope with the fact that she still has to work for a living. Honestly, why can't she just wake up as a millionaire already? Then it's time for this week's topic. Has technology completely changed the way we date? The girls dive into the strange world of modern romance, from the horrors of dating apps and endless swiping to people forming genuine relationships with AI chatbots. They chat about whether we've forgotten how to connect in real life, how dating has evolved over the years, and whether technology is bringing us together...or quietly pushing us further apart. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  5. Episode 35

    #35: Millennials Versus Gen Z

    In this episode of Can't Cope, Kelsey and Rebecca dive into everything from pop culture throwbacks to everyday frustrations. Kelsey is just one day away from annual leave and relishing the thought of putting on her out-of-office message, while Rebecca is deep into work mode and counting down the days until her trip to Belgium for the Alcatraz Festival. Along the way, they share laughs over movie heartthrobs like Jeff Goldblum, the chaos of London transport and Dublin public transit, the recent World Cup final, and the sheer magic of the Ninja CREAMi. The main topic of the episode explores the ongoing cultural clash between millennials and generation z. They discuss how everyday style choices like crew versus ankle socks, wide-leg pants versus skinny jeans, and pedal pushers highlight generational gaps. Beyond fashion, they examine changing workplace attitudes, corporate loyalty, quiet quitting, and the stark economic realities facing younger job seekers today. They also chat about Spice Girls nostalgia, Mel C's wedding, and wish a happy sixth birthday to Crookshanks the cat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  6. Episode 36

    #36: Lisbon Getaways, Festival Camping, and Modern Wedding Trends

    In this episode of Can't Cope, Kelsey and Rebecca return after a brief hiatus and dive straight into their recent updates, holiday adventures, and cultural musings. Kelsey shares stories from her recent trip to Lisbon, complete with solo-traveler apps, and delicious drinks like the capriroska. While Rebecca discusses her excitement for the upcoming Alcatraz Festival in Belgium, her recent five-day milestone of being nicotine-free, and an unfortunate misadventure with festival outfit shipping from Dolls Kill. Rebecca also shares her thoughts on the intensity of the film The Odyssey.. The main topic of the episode explores weddings through the decades and how celebrations vary from country to country. They contrast the classic multi-course traditional Irish wedding with more casual, alternative UK celebrations like taco trucks, town hall ceremonies, and festival-style receptions. Along the way, they chat about wedding fashion trends, dream destination weddings in Las Vegas with an Elvis impersonator, and the evolution of wedding traditions. Tune in for plenty of laughs, nostalgia, and candid chats! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  7. Episode 37

    #37: Delivery Nightmares, Festival Camping, and Worth-the-Splurge Finds

    In this episode of Can't Cope, Kelsey and Rebecca catch up after a busy fortnight filled with personal delivery disasters, festival adventures, and major lifestyle updates. Kelsey shares her absolute nightmare dealing with courier services like Relay after multiple packages were misdelivered across London, experiencing a terrifying UK government emergency alert, and deciding to take a much-needed break from drinking after a week of celebrations. Meanwhile, Rebecca recounts her incredible experience camping at the Alcatraz Festival in Belgium, scoring a free beer by pulling the sword from the stone, celebrating her three-week nicotine-free milestone, and sharing a hilarious moment where she accidentally walked out of Zara without paying before returning to settle her bill. They dive into things that are totally worth spending your hard-earned money on, featuring M&S food runs, high-end skincare products like Kiehl's and Medicube, high-quality steaks, fast-track airport security, and reserving your preferred flight seats. They also touch upon witnessing the solar eclipse, attending family showband events, and preparing for upcoming weddings. Tune in for plenty of laughs, honest chat, and relatable stories! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  8. Episode 38

    #38: Autumn Wardrobe Clear-outs, Stolen Bicycles, and Quirky Superstitions

    In this episode of Can't Cope, Kelsey and Rebecca celebrate the arrival of cooler weather and dive straight into autumn fashion planning, wardrobe clear-outs, and the eternal struggle of letting go of unworn clothes. Kelsey shares the frustrating news about her partner's bicycle getting stolen right outside their flat and their cozy dumpling date at Exmouth Market, while Rebecca recounts her cinema trip to see a film starring Anne Hathaway and Ewan McGregor, alongside final preparations for an upcoming wedding and planning a sun-soaked getaway to Mallorca. The discussion moves to bizarre and deeply ingrained superstitions ranging from childhood habits to modern quirks. They unpack the rules surrounding new shoes on tables, walking on opposite sides of street obstacles, and waving at magpies for luck, while also sharing recommendations for adult animated series. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Two cousins. Two cities. Zero filters. Kelsey and Rebecca have been roaring down the phone at each other for years, so they thought, feck it, let’s make a podcast. Kelsey’s in London, a rock & roll queen behind the decks, DJing her way through the city’s wildest nights. Rebecca’s in Cork, a vibrant powerhouse who’s thriving in her career and full of life. They’ve got romance in the bag, but their to-do lists are screaming for help. Together, they’re an unstoppable riot. Every week, they dive into the things that wreck your head, make you scream, or have you absolutely HOWLING. Whether it’s nights out that should have ended hours ago or work disasters, if there’s drama, they’re in it, and if there’s a laugh to be had, they’re definitely having it. And, of course, they’ll be sharing what they ‘Can’t Cope’ with this week, like emotional breakdowns over bakery hours and dress straps that won’t behave. They’re not here to be wise or offer life-changing advice, but if you love talking nonsense, love the drama (but from a safe distance), and love two women who say what you’re thinking, this is the podcast for you. New episode every week. Strap in, ya mad thing. Music by Jessica Hoare Follow us on: Instagram: @cantcopepod TikTok: @cantcopepodcast Email us at cantcopepodcast@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Creator
    Kelsey Hoare and Rebecca Beausang
  • Episodes
    38
  • Seasons
    4
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Kelsey Hoare and Rebecca Beausang
  • Show Website
    Can’t Cope