The year? Now. The time? The future. Comedy group Captain Hippo has become entombed inside of a psychedelic cube. The cube wants one thing… content. Sometimes, the cube picks a topic and demands a performance. If the group makes the cube happy, they are rewarded with cheeseburgers. If they fail, they will be turned into skeletons. One thing is for sure: in order to survive, Captain Hippo must… PLEASE THE CUBE.
AMINALS (w/ Alex Dickson)
Need something to be thankful for this week? Well here you go, kids! Our latest episode of Captain Hippo Pleases The Cube is one for the ages. With a little help from Alex Dickson, the boys will do their darndest to please their captor. In this episode, we'll meet a pet sitter in a tough spot, tour a farm wedding venue, help an exterminator gain their freedom, and make an impossible choice. Please (there's that word again!) rate and review our podcast!
FILM (w/ Chris Mann-Nelson)
Lights. Camera. Cube! This week the cube wants content about "FILM" -- whatever the heck that is! Lucky for the Captain Hippo boys they have noted film enthusiast and friend of the podcast, Chris Mann-Nelson to help them. Listen in as some teens try and sneak into an R-Rated movie, James Bond finally meets his match, fish are sold, and big foot is found.
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VENGEANCE (w/ Carrie McCrossen)
We try and we try and we try to please this damn cube and they're never happy enough to let us go! Luckily, we have Carrie McCrossen this week to help us appease our horrible captor! This time the Cube wants content about "VENGEANCE" and we are more than happy to provide it. Listen in as a bank robbery goes wrong, a student confronts a professor, some neighbors show off their wealth, and a series of prank calls don't have their intended effect. And Cube, if you're reading this -- Let us go.
COMPUTERS (w/ Mark Vigeant)
The boys are back for the premiere episode of SEASON TWO of Captain Hippo Pleases The Cube! And guess what kids? They're not alone because guest Mark Vigeant has been stuck inside the freakin cube with them and he's gonna try and get those cheeseburgers! Listen in as a company deals with a hacker, a conversation between NASA and moonbase 1, a tricky hard drive recovery and explore the endless variety of VR. New episodes coming out every two weeks! (most of the time.)
SPICY (w/ Siobhan Thompson)
Your eyes do not deceive you, it's time for another installment of Captain Hippo Pleases the Cube! This time the boys get some help from Siobhan Thompson as they try to give the Cube some incredible comedic content about the word "Spicy"! In this episode, our crew will visit hell (scary), try and get some car maintenance done at a pepper-themed mechanic (confusing and scary), and call into a sexy sex hotline (scary and also a little confusing.) Listen in and find out if they're able to please the Cube or if this is the week they finally get turned into skeletons!
ATTITUDE (w/ Glenn Boozan)
On this episode of Captain Hippo Pleases The Cube the boys welcome their second guest EVER! One, Glenn Boozan, who will try her best to help the boys escape their cube-y prison! To do that the boys (and Glenn, of course) must give the Cube content about "Attitude" which is easy for the boys because they've got too much of that junk. Join us as we drop in on an after-school detention, go inside a high-profile meeting about colors, listen in to a radio show about love and eventually end up in a serious meeting with HR. Just another day inside the Cube!
Captain hippo always pleases MY cube
This made me cackle in public which is weird but in a good way
My favorite podcast! Can’t wait to hear what the cube craves next
This is one of the best comedy podcasts in the world and that isn’t even in question