Champagne Room Secrets

CRS Team
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2 hilarious sex workers give you a peak behind the curtain of the adult industry through content analysis, personal anecdotes, and interviews! To access our previous format archive of episodes, become a subscriber! https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/crsecretspod/subscribe Follow us on IG @csrecretspod and email us at crsecretspod@gmail.com

  1. FEB 12

    Episode 90: The End of SMEGMAGATE, a D*CK CHEESE Finale

    CW: Poor Hygiene & Unsanitary Conditions In this episode of Champagne Room Secrets, your spicy worker friends talk all about romance!  Kitty’s is blown away by a new date. Barbie is challenged to get “creative” in the bedroom. And the two break down their biggest pet peeves when it comes to clients’ grooming habits.  -------------------------------------------- 00:00 Intro + Happy Valentines Day! 02:18 Kitty's secret new fav hobby 04:45 Candi's first world problem 07:26 Theme of the ep: Work Stories! 07:55 The Smegma Games: Mockingcheese – Part 1 17:58 Straight men hygiene 21:12 The Smegma Games: Mockingcheese – Part 2 24:47 Kitty's romantic date 32:13 See us at Princess on 2/16! + Outro -------------------------------------------- Watch on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! -------------------------------------------- The CRS SMEGMAGATE Series - CRS Ep 35: SMEGMAGATE and the Curse of the D*ck Cheese CRS Ep 51: SMEGMAGATE Part 2… The D*ck Cheese Redemption See Barbie and Kitty perform in San Francisco on Saturday 2/15 at OASIS Princess Presents: GALENTINE'S DAY A DISCO-POP DANCE PARTY + VERY FEMME DRAG SPECTACULAR! --------------------------------------------  Follow CRS on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠IG⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ at @crsecretspod and email us at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠crsecretspod@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kitty⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Barbie,⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HEX⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on IG!  --------------------------------------------  Motion Backgrounds by: "#Motiongraphicsbackgrounds" Channel: @motiongraphicsbackgrounds

    34 min

  2. FEB 3

    Episode 89: You Mean DRUGS?

    CW: discussion of drug use In this episode of Champagne Room Secrets, your spicy worker friends take you on a journey through their experiences of clients mixing substances and sexy time.  Barbie has a yap attack. Kitty’s hands won’t stop trembling. And the two try really hard not to say anything explicit that might get this episode taken down.  #poppers #storytime #sexworkerpodcast -------------------------------------------- 00:00 Intro + fur baby talk 02:13 CRS: Barbie is attracted to voice notes?? 04:34 CRS: Kitty is the next spokesperson of poppers! 06:36 Innapropriate jokes about the state of the world 08:14  Substance + work disclaimer 10:11 Kitty's massage on the slopes 17:55 Barbie plays pool with a client 22:45 Decrim + Harm Reduction 24:09 Outro + See us at Princess in SF!!! -------------------------------------------- Watch on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! -------------------------------------------- Overdose Prevention in Nightlife - Training Video, featuring friend of the show Kochina Rude National Harm Reduction Coalition NEXT Distro, online and mail-based harm reduction service FentCheck See Barbie and Kitty perform in San Francisco on Saturday 2/15 at OASIS Princess Presents: GALENTINE'S DAY A DISCO-POP DANCE PARTY + VERY FEMME DRAG SPECTACULAR! --------------------------------------------  Follow CRS on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠IG⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ at @crsecretspod and email us at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠crsecretspod@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kitty⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Barbie,⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HEX⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on IG!  --------------------------------------------  Motion Backgrounds by: "#Motiongraphicsbackgrounds" Channel: @motiongraphicsbackgrounds

    26 min

  3. JAN 25

    Episode 88: Thoughts on the next four years...

    Barbie and Kitty share their thoughts and reactions about the 2024 election and the next 4 years... #election #politics #hope -------------------------------------------- 00:00 Intro + important redaction 01:35 Immediate thoughts & reactions to the election results 06:24 Wicked slander 07:05 Immediate thoughts & reactions to the election results cont. 10:03 Tackling the next 4 years 13:00 The political nature of SW & importance of HOPE 16:37 Holding space for CRYING 17:25 Our pledge to you!!! 19:10 Our feet?! 20:17 Outro -------------------------------------------- ⁠Watch on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! ⁠ --------------------------------------------  Follow CRS on⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠IG⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠,⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ at @crsecretspod and email us at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠crsecretspod@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kitty⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠,⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Barbie,⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HEX⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on IG!

    21 min

  4. JAN 19

    Episode 87: HAPPY NUDE QUEERS

    CW: alcohol use, discussion of violence WAKE UP BABE - IT’S THE THIRD ANNUAL CRS HOLIGAY SPECIAL! In this episode of Champagne Room Secrets, your spicy worker friends are busting down the front door of 2025! Barbie looks back at a very successful year. Kitty tries to get cancelled. And the two are joined by their fabulous friend Gatita Negra for the CRS time honored tradition - a messy drinking game! #newyear #stripclub #drinkinggame -------------------------------------------- 00:00 Intro + 2024 goals we met! 06:05 2025 Goals! 10:52 Strip Club Reviews drinking game ft. Gatita!! 29:23 Ins & Outs for 2025 33:57 Outro + our final toast of 2024! -------------------------------------------- Watch on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! -------------------------------------------- Follow Gatita Negra on IG  Follow Strip Reviews Gone Wild on IG See Barbie and Kitty perform in San Francisco on Saturday 2/15 at OASIS Princess Presents: GALENTINE'S DAY A DISCO-POP DANCE PARTY + VERY FEMME DRAG SPECTACULAR! --------------------------------------------  Follow CRS on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠IG⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ at @crsecretspod and email us at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠crsecretspod@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kitty⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Barbie,⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HEX⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on IG!

    35 min

  5. 10/31/2024

    Episode 86: I HATE GAY HALLOWEEN

    CW: haunted paraphernalia What do you mean you’re The Activator from instant cult classic The Substance (2024) starring Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley? In this mini episode of Champagne Room Secrets, your spicy worker friends wish you a HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Kitty communes with a spirit. Barbie uncovers a MURDER??? The two share a toast to one year of forever ruining their digital footprints with these absolutely fabulous video episodes. #thesubstance #halloween # h3h3productions -------------------------------------------- 00:00 Costumes & Halloween treats!! 03:20 Death in the CRS Cinematic Universe 04:58 Halloween Special Intro 08:02 How Barbie got her haunted dolls from the H3 Show 14:55 Kitty's GHOST experience??? 16:18 Our Halloween plans + our first big benefactor THANK YOU!! -------------------------------------------- Follow CRS on IG, Twitter, and TikTok at @crsecretspod and email us at crsecretspod@gmail.com Follow Kitty @kittykapowww, Candi/Barbie @bloodgloss, and HEX @hex.sf IG! -------------------------------------------- Motion Backgrounds by: "#Motiongraphicsbackgrounds" Channel: @motiongraphicsbackgrounds

    20 min

  6. 10/30/2024

    Episode 85: Working through a K-HOLE

    CW: substance use, sexual content In this episode of Champagne Room Secrets, your spicy worker friends invite you into the yap session! Barbie falls down not one, but TWO rabbit holes. Kitty has the wildest ride of their life. The two kiki about new clients and a few old faithfuls. Shoutout to K-Hole Ken! -------------------------------------------- 00:00 Intro + Stories intro! 02:46 Champagne Secrets of the Week 06:54 Kitty's client is an EMPATH & Reiki HJs?? 12:49 Diaper Change client pt. 2 18:40 Kitty's forced feminization client 24:00 K-Hole Ken ORIGIN 28:27 Kitty's insane CBT client 34:25 Outro -------------------------------------------- Watch on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! --------------------------------------------  Follow CRS on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠IG⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ at @crsecretspod and email us at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠crsecretspod@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kitty⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Candi/Barbie,⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HEX⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on IG!  --------------------------------------------  Motion Backgrounds by: "#Motiongraphicsbackgrounds" Channel: @motiongraphicsbackgrounds

    36 min

  7. 09/25/2024

    Episode 84: MrBeast, San Diego Comic-Con, and TRAFFICKING (also a work bag tour)

    In this episode of Champagne Room Secrets,  your spicy worker friends bring you hot takes on some HOT TOPS. Kitty deep dives on the recent San Diego Comic Con trafficking sting. Candi exposes the dark side of MrBeast’s reality show Beast Games. Then as a palette cleanser, both play a round of “What’s In My Bag”! Want to see Candi and Kitty LIVE IN PERSON? Here’s our upcoming San Francisco gigs: Friday 9/27 at 7pm hosting Drag Alive at the STUD Sunday 9/29 at 5pm hosting the STUD’s Drag Stage (9th & Folsom) at Folsom Street Fair -------------------------------------------- 00:00 Intro 00:58 Champagne Secrets! & what we're drinking! 04:40 "CRS Live" recap!! 05:09 We performed at Outside Lands!!  06:29 San Diego Comic-Con "trafficking sting" 14:35 MrBeast "trafficking for entertainment" via Beast Games 26:49 survival sex wprk 28:20 "What's in my work bag??" game! 39:33 Outro + where to find us! -------------------------------------------- Watch on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! -------------------------------------------- “14 arrested in human trafficking sting at San Diego Comic-Con” FOX 5 San Diego “Authorities arrest 14 sex buyers in human-trafficking stings at Comic-Con” ABC7 “Arrests in human trafficking sting at California's Comic-Con” BBC News OnlyPomma’s reels - SDCC // Trafficking “MrBeast apologizes for past “inappropriate language,” has yet to address alleged safety issues on ‘Beast Games’” tubefiller “MrBeast's 'Beast Games' competition show: Disturbing allegations of unfair and unsafe conditions” “MrBeast and Amazon named in lawsuit over Beast Games” BBC “MrBeast’s team blames ‘Beast Games’ filming issues on weather and CrowdStrike incident, says it wants to ‘learn from this experience’” tubefilter “Satanic Panic” Wikipedia Janisse, Kier-La, and Paul Corupe, editors. Satanic Panic: Pop-Cultural Paranoia in the 1980s. FAB Press, 2016.  “Twisted Sister's Dee Snider - PMRC Senate Hearing, 9/19/1985” Kaytlin Bailey & Old Pros --------------------------------------------  Follow CRS on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠IG⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ at @crsecretspod and email us at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠crsecretspod@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kitty⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Candi/Barbie,⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HEX⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on IG!  --------------------------------------------  Motion Backgrounds by: "#Motiongraphicsbackgrounds" Channel: @motiongraphicsbackgrounds --------------------------------------------  News Theme 2 by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Artist: http://audionautix.com/

    40 min

  8. 07/29/2024

    Episode 83: STRIPPING and FOOT WORSHIP! Interview ft. JESSICA

    We interview the iconic Jessica (@never_._meant) a stripper extraordinaire who shares some experiences from their 13+ career in the industry. We also touch on dipping their toes (pun intended) into foot worship and how they believe the strip club industry should evolve to include queer, trans, fat, and BIPOC dancers. -------------------------------------------- 00:00 Intro + meet Jessica! 00:58 Stripping in Reno! 03:53 Jessica’s first audition story 05:12 irst stripper shifts + Mother/Daughter dancing duo?? 06:48 Getting hired at San Francisco clubs + lack of diversity in clubs 15:23 Working at Condor Club + Pole Angelz 17:12 Exploitation, illegal wage theft, and annoying club managers 23:28 Teaching pole 26:38 Foot worship 31:26 Most memorable club story 33:05 Outro -------------------------------------------- Watch on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! -------------------------------------------- How the Pandemic Opened the Door for Organizing Bay Area Strippers Sources for Deja Vu background tinyurl.com/bikernews tinyurl.com/adultbizandorganizedcrime tinyurl.com/dejavuwiki tinyurl.com/harrymohneywiki Exotic Dancer California AB-5 Laws -------------------------------------------- Follow CRS on⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠IG⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠,⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ at @crsecretspod and email us at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠crsecretspod@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kitty⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠,⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Candi/Barbie,⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HEX⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on IG!  --------------------------------------------  Motion Backgrounds by: "#Motiongraphicsbackgrounds" Channel: @motiongraphicsbackgrounds

    34 min
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2 hilarious sex workers give you a peak behind the curtain of the adult industry through content analysis, personal anecdotes, and interviews! To access our previous format archive of episodes, become a subscriber! https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/crsecretspod/subscribe Follow us on IG @csrecretspod and email us at crsecretspod@gmail.com

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  • Creator
    CRS Team
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2025
  • Episodes
    35
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © CRS Team
  • Show Website
    Champagne Room Secrets