9 episodes

Hold on to your maternity panties, cause it’s about to get weird. Hosts Taylor & Alex go balls deep into the dark and scary reality of raising tiny terrorists, all while trying to keep their shit together and remaining moderately sober. But once those little girls go night-night? That’s when the flood gates open up to sex stories, embarrassing moments, and repressed memories.

They’re bold enough to say what you’re already thinking, or dumb enough to just not give a F@$%. Either way, cheers to shedding some Champagne Tears 🥂

Champagne Tears Taylor Cheney, Alex Katz

    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 11 Ratings

Hold on to your maternity panties, cause it’s about to get weird. Hosts Taylor & Alex go balls deep into the dark and scary reality of raising tiny terrorists, all while trying to keep their shit together and remaining moderately sober. But once those little girls go night-night? That’s when the flood gates open up to sex stories, embarrassing moments, and repressed memories.

They’re bold enough to say what you’re already thinking, or dumb enough to just not give a F@$%. Either way, cheers to shedding some Champagne Tears 🥂

    We Have Liftoff

    We Have Liftoff

    Infinite Weddings, One Funeral, and One Male Opinion
    Alex & Taylor interview special guest Nicholas Wickham to get the "male opinion" they've been asking for since the start of the show. Hide your bridesmaids and your widows, no one is safe.

    DISCLAIMER
    (This episode is NSFW and not recommended for anyone under the age of 18, anyone who doesn’t have a sense of humor or anyone who is easily offended. You’ve been warned.)
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    • 54 min
    Katzengoldmanbergerstein

    Katzengoldmanbergerstein

    Red Flags...Everyone's got 'em. What are yours?
    Alex & Taylor dissect the new trend sweeping the nation and when/if these red flags are deal breakers. Also discussed, Hanukkah trauma. It's real, it's raw, and the big man in the red suit isn't making it any better. Grab your milk and cookies and put the little ones away, or else it gets the coal again.

    DISCLAIMER
    (WE DO NOT RECOMMEND LISTENING TO THIS EPISODE WHILE CHILDREN ARE PRESENT! This episode is NSFW and not recommended for anyone under the age of 18, anyone who doesn’t have a sense of humor or anyone who is easily offended. You’ve been warned.)
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    • 1 hr 14 min
    Raja's Simulation

    Raja's Simulation

    Who's simulation is this? Spoiler Alert: it's not yours. Alex & Taylor discuss what is and isn't appropriate for bachelorette/bachelor parties and the truth behind the pineapple theory. Also included, let's talk about childhood memories and do you actually have them, or are you a big fat liar? Get ready to finally laugh again!

    DISCLAIMER
    (This episode is NSFW and not recommended for anyone under the age of 18, anyone who doesn’t have a sense of humor or anyone who is easily offended. You’ve been warned.)
    Follow us @champage.tears.pod on Instagram for exclusive content and podcast updates

    • 1 hr 6 min
    Dead Pool

    Dead Pool

    Everyone’s dead. Alex & Taylor return after a 6 month hiatus to update you on what’s been going on in their personal lives and more importantly, how the newfound trauma will enhance the future of the podcast. Also discussed, the judicial system and dire need for change in society. Get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions on episode 6 of Champagne Tears.

    • 1 hr 6 min
    Poophole Loophole

    Poophole Loophole

    Who’s on First? What’s on Second? Why does it matter? Alex and Taylor get real honest about hookups, flings, and one night stands all of which lead into a very deep conversation about financial responsibility when you aren’t wrapping your willy. Bring your rosary, episode 5 is sinful.

    (This episode is NSFW and not recommended for anyone under the age of 18, anyone who doesn’t have a sense of humor or anyone who is easily offended. You’ve been warned.)

    • 1 hr 2 min
    BuhDumSss...M

    BuhDumSss...M

    Business Development Sales and Marketing...Alex and Taylor dive into the world of BDSM and talk about their individual kinks in the bedroom (or anywhere). Safe word: Oklahoma. Also up for debate: who’s me-time indulgence is weirder and how much money are your morals actually worth? All this and more on Episode 4 of Champagne Tears.

    • 56 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
11 Ratings

11 Ratings

faithleeanne ,

Mad Funny

I love that I can listen to it in traffic and I am just laughing by myself the whole way home. The conversations are so painfully relatable and I love it. They say what we’re all thinking!

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