Chaos Magnets

Amelia and John

5.0 (2)
SOCIETY & CULTURE

Two best friends who met at work. Zero actual shared work experience. Infinite opinions. How many tangents can two seemingly normal but chaotic adults go off on during one hour-long conversation?

2D AGO

A Possibility of Dysentery

In this episode, John tries to be supportive of Amelia "test driving" piercings and Amelia tries to be supportive of John's vacation hat choices. John talks about attending a bat mitzvah. They discuss the business of content creating, Amelia talks about the unusual things she's found while shopping at Target and they both talk about their favorite cocktails. Follow us on social: Instagram, Facebook Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

1h 32m
MAY 12

My Life is a Stress Dream

In this episode, John and Amelia are bickering but they get over it when they both decide they want a top hat. They discuss whether or not either of them could see the “magic eye” images in the 90s and John talks about the odd jobs he had as a teenager. Amelia reveals her crippling fear of snakes and we found out how each of them spent their prom. Would a soft pretzel make for a good bed and do you have a cool zodiac or not? Follow us on social: Instagram, Facebook Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

1h 7m
MAY 5

Everything Ends Up Poop

In this episode, Amelia is doing her best to be a functional human first thing in the morning. John discusses the gym buddies he had at one time. Why is coffee a non-effective choice for the cohosts. Is Clue a perfect film? And a semi-deep dive into Amelia's questions and problems with The Mummy franchise. Follow us on social: Instagram, Facebook Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

44 min
APR 28

I Was Supposed to Share and I Didn't

In this episode, we meet John’s alter ego “Rick,” and hear about the time Amelia tried to talk her friend into causing a scene at a froyo place. The cohosts discuss why celebrities keep trying to run into them on the street and what causes the church giggles. Should you watch Veronica Mars and or Party Down? Do you read the obits? What do you do with work merch when you’ve left a job? Do you call it “stuffing” or “dressing”? These questions and more, this week on Chaos Magnets. Follow us on social: Instagram, Facebook Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

1h 11m
APR 21

Warning for Potential Kidnappers

In this episode, we find out what apocalyptic snacks John and Amelia would consume. What are the things they've said in professional settings that probably raise eyebrows? Was this 80's miniseries a PSA or just designed to scare the crap out of kids? What would happen if someone tried to kidnap Amelia? And why does John not like horror movies? Follow us on social: Instagram, Facebook Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

1h 5m
APR 14

A Flock of Menaces

In this episode, we find out why Ozzy Osbourne once laughed at Amelia and if George Clooney noticed John at a bar. What is the unhinged activity that connects our intrepid hosts? Do people make death announcements on April Fool's Day and what does it mean to "win therapy"? The pair discuss whether they should start a festival and if so, what kind. Follow us on social: Instagram, Facebook Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

1 hr
APR 7

I'd Do Some Shady Sh*t For a Coffee

In this episode, we decide the best place to put artwork depicting sex gods and how much we hate the sound of our own voices. We name the best and worst Easter candy and establish whether or not Amelia would do anything for a Klondike Bar. Are our television watching habits a generational response and do we deserve the uncoordinated injuries we inflict on ourselves or that we receive from our children? Follow us on social: Instagram, Facebook Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

1h 10m
MAR 31

Deliciously Awkward Silence

In this episode, we find how much John loves hockey and where Amelia gets all her hockey knowledge. How Amelia engages in small talk at the most inopportune times. Are robots and Ai going to take over the world, one massage place at a time? And John explains how he combats awkward silences in parenting groups. Follow us on social: Instagram, Facebook Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

1h 8m

TRAILER

Chaos Magnets Trailer

Meet John and Amelia...the Chaos Magnets About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought. Follow us on social: Instagram, Facebook Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson

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Two best friends who met at work. Zero actual shared work experience. Infinite opinions. How many tangents can two seemingly normal but chaotic adults go off on during one hour-long conversation?

Creator

Amelia and John
Years Active

2K
Episodes

14
Rating

Explicit
Copyright

© Amelia Thompson
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