35 episodes

A challenging chat about Chopped champions with your chagrined chap, Juliane Popelka. This is not a podcast, this is live action, hard hitting, competitive cooking gameplay for those moments where you need Chopped but can't watch TV.

Chapped Juliane Popelka

    • TV & Film
    • 5.0 • 2 Ratings

A challenging chat about Chopped champions with your chagrined chap, Juliane Popelka. This is not a podcast, this is live action, hard hitting, competitive cooking gameplay for those moments where you need Chopped but can't watch TV.

    Chapped - Episode 34 - Michael Jackson Nose

    Chapped - Episode 34 - Michael Jackson Nose

    Well....if I didn't predict my own fate by making light of these contestants obvious lack of employment.  But my job less is your joy gain because there's literally no excuse for me to miss episodes.  Like my contestants, "I'm taking some me time." As such, I'm giving you what you want.  Hard hitting, live action, play coverage of the world's most disappointing cooking show: Chopped.



    Listening highlights:


    a michael jackson nose
    prophecies of unemployment
    somebody's fetish
    when dwayne "the rock" johnson was just "the rock"
    I hope you understand my hand gesture references
    my sad bowls
    what they can do with food nowadays
    reuben's self esteem issues




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    • 35 min
    Chapped - Episode 33 - No Jokes Only the Real Deal

    Chapped - Episode 33 - No Jokes Only the Real Deal

    Well what terrible timing to fall off a regular schedule with releasing this program - someone shared the show and I got hundreds of unique IP addresses streaming this hot, intense action in one day.  Then life happened and I shit everywhere and missed April.  But that's neither here nor there as today we talk tacos and as usual - are let down and turned off by what we take in.

    Hot topics:


    what the internet can do
    stems on
    ram-a-jammin it
    when is a good time for Josh to roll play as a warlock?
    a glaring continuity error
    what my listeners expect
    a perfect description of baby corn
    different ways to self soothe
    put that fucking finger away
    nothing funny only the real deal



    Someone took notes during the editing phase...didn't she....


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    • 42 min
    Chapped - Episode 32 - My Color Wheel

    Chapped - Episode 32 - My Color Wheel

    Your best friend is back.  Your best friend is taking you gambling.  Craving a weekend in Vegas?  Well how about an episode of Chapped centered around some nasty ingredients and a few contestants obvious gambling addictions in this "Casino Royale" themed episode.



    Listening highlights:

    Long wieners

    The additive properties of the color wheel

    My cat's poo

    Bottom thirds

    Don't get me wrong

    But my nut cheese!




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    • 39 min
    Chapped - Episode 31 - Are Your Eyes Missing Out?

    Chapped - Episode 31 - Are Your Eyes Missing Out?

    Welcome to the  New Year.  Or, if you are a like us, welcome to the beginning of the end of the lunar year.  Just like the old gypsy foretold, today is a day where we take it back to our roots.  The original Chopped kitchen, regular shitty cooking and the usual crew loaded up with Botox.



    Some crucial show highlights: 

    Rony's many special gifts.

    Disrespect served up on a plate.

    Undressed arugula.

    How wrong I was.








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    • 40 min
    Chapped - Episode 30 - It's a Dog

    Chapped - Episode 30 - It's a Dog

    What did you want?  Did you want DOGS?  Well, you got them with this fun episode of Chopped where there are cooking food for a dog.  They also have to make human food but not surprisingly, the dog and his enjoyment takes the cake (no culinary pun intended).



    Highlights:

    Surface piercings

    My light and my bushel

    Amanda's jacket

    Chris' dog's dick


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    • 41 min
    Chapped - Episode 29 - Totalitarian War

    Chapped - Episode 29 - Totalitarian War

    Trigger warning: this is an episode.  Also, I chose to go rogue and not duck the volume of my reactions because I wanted you to know it is real.  There are some very serious issues discussed this week.  Issues like:



    Nico's beauty but also his receding hairline.

    Mr. Peanut from the front

    3D puzzle

    War




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    • 42 min

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