The Saga of the European King

Chapter 16 - Everything Will Be All Right When He Calls Back

The King has been missing for a long time. All of his friends who are not time-travellers are worried sick.

His friends who are time-travellers, however, have more pressing mysteries on their mind - what is the best way to keep the wild gods of the Arctic from knocking down his rad castle? What really went down at the Sack of Rome, which is hands-down the coolest part of history? And why is Ba'al Hadad, god of thunder and fertility, such a useless layabout?

But don't worry friends, there's a Magic Telephone on the hall table and everything will be all right when he calls back.

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Written and edited by Tom McNally

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Performed by Amy Sutton, Joshua Crisp, Tom McNally and Ben Edwards with special guest star Peter Markiner.

Peter Marinker played Caesar

Amy Sutton played Saint Francis

Joshua Crisp played Ba'al

Tom McNally did the narration and played The King's Great-Great Grandfather, Mechanicus and General Magnificent

Theme tune and musical stings by Nicolai Roos

Sound effects not made by Tom McNally are courtesy of the wonderful freesound.org community. This episode included the following:

SACK OF ROME

00853 distant demolition by Robinhood76

War Drum Single Hits by Matt Namer

BurlingtonIndustriesImplosion by the_toilet_guy

Cardboard burning 1 by raremess

Bonfire Flames by Electroviolence

Riot Crowd Immersed in 5.1 Take 2 by MrProfDrDickweed

CHILLINOUS PLAINS

Wind Houling 1 by Bosk1

wind3 by eliasheuninck

svalbard_ny_aalesund_20060807 by jeo

Feedback Soundscape by Thalamus_Lab

Station central hall 2 by Sandermotions

bronze object in wind 140816_0376 by klankbeeld

KITCHEN

Kitchen ambiance by Hourofmidnight

Cutlery dropping into drawer by kitschead

Cutlery_2 by coldwellw

Glass dishes by bolcol