The Saga of the European King

Tom McNally

An audio drama that about a king of Medieval Europe who embarks on a quest and learns a lot about the world on the way, which wasn't really the stated the goal. The goal was to murder Winter. Performed by Amy Sutton, Josh Crisp, Tom McNally and Ben Edwards Special guest star Peter Marinker Written and edited by Tom McNally Music by Nicolai Roos, John Bartmann, Mano Camatsos and Sunny Cloud Sound effects from freesound.org - see individual tracks for the many, many credits

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    Chapter 16 - Everything Will Be All Right When He Calls Back

    The King has been missing for a long time. All of his friends who are not time-travellers are worried sick. His friends who are time-travellers, however, have more pressing mysteries on their mind - what is the best way to keep the wild gods of the Arctic from knocking down his rad castle? What really went down at the Sack of Rome, which is hands-down the coolest part of history? And why is Ba'al Hadad, god of thunder and fertility, such a useless layabout? But don't worry friends, there's a Magic Telephone on the hall table and everything will be all right when he calls back. -- Written and edited by Tom McNally -- Performed by Amy Sutton, Joshua Crisp, Tom McNally and Ben Edwards with special guest star Peter Markiner.   Peter Marinker played Caesar Amy Sutton played Saint Francis Joshua Crisp played Ba'al Tom McNally did the narration and played The King's Great-Great Grandfather, Mechanicus and General Magnificent   Theme tune and musical stings by Nicolai Roos   Sound effects not made by Tom McNally are courtesy of the wonderful freesound.org community. This episode included the following:   SACK OF ROME 00853 distant demolition by Robinhood76 War Drum Single Hits by Matt Namer BurlingtonIndustriesImplosion by the_toilet_guy Cardboard burning 1 by raremess Bonfire Flames by Electroviolence Riot Crowd Immersed in 5.1 Take 2 by MrProfDrDickweed   CHILLINOUS PLAINS Wind Houling 1 by Bosk1 wind3 by eliasheuninck svalbard_ny_aalesund_20060807 by jeo Feedback Soundscape by Thalamus_Lab Station central hall 2 by Sandermotions bronze object in wind 140816_0376 by klankbeeld   KITCHEN Kitchen ambiance by Hourofmidnight Cutlery dropping into drawer by kitschead Cutlery_2 by coldwellw Glass dishes by bolcol

    15분
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    Chapter 17 - The Inside Of This Dugong Is Unpleasant And Wet

    The King's friends have been patiently waiting for his return at the Kasteel van Laken in Brussels. But when a souring love, several heart attacks and the increasing desperation of arch-villain Terrorthaw overcome them they prepare for a long and hazardous sea voyage to the United States. Will they and their ship be eaten by a gigantic dugong? Signs point to 'yes.' -- Written and edited by Tom McNally -- PERFORMED BY Amy Sutton, Joshua Crisp, Tom McNally and Ben Edwards   Amy Sutton played Prince Prince, Queen Medb, Sally Minefield, Pineycone, Page Joshua Crisp played Colonel Glowfist, Father Figaro, Little Louie Duke of Portugal, Jen the Necroninja Tom McNally did the narration and played Terrorthaw and Chuckwalla --   MUSIC   Theme tune music and interstitials by Nicolai Roos Terrorthaw's sting - Dark Synth and Glowfist's sting - Guitar Flair by John Bartmann Pineycone's theme by Mano Camatsos   -- SFX   Sound effects not made by Tom McNally are courtesy of the wonderful freesound.org community. This episode included the following:   A NICE MORNING brussels-bells-3 by everythingsounds amb-birds-in-a-garden-in-brussels-2014-03-30-5am by davidmenke lying-on-bed by avakas walk-on-bed by gyzhor   NECRONINJA DOJO kalium-arsenicum-5-min-version-binaural by the-very-real-horst gong-25-144 by the-very-real-horst walking-into-studio-and-tapping-mics by mickmon.com 01-23-footsteps-tile-slippers-jumping-scuffs by Splicesound whoosh02 by kingsrow steps-big-hall-2 by ninafoletti quarry-blasting by juskiddink heavy-impacts by richerlandertv barrage-firework-with-finale-of-powerful-shells-5th-nov-2013 by crosbychris   GRAND HALL wood-burning-stove by nebulousflynn fire-in-woodburning-stove by benboncan fire-burning-in-stove by jagadamba chair-scapes by taxmanforever cathedral-ambience-01 by klankbeeld swedish-library by jonnytheponny cathedraldoor_L by wim creaking-door_L by wim footstepsonadock by mmaruska   PINEYCONE bird-flapping-wings by elfman-rox   PORTUGUESE DOCK bi71-corne-de-brume-r by revoyre caissodre-montijodocks by amabok matosinhos-beach-in-between-bar-and-waterline by digitopia

    21분
  3. Chapter 18 - Come on Everybody and Do the Bitey Bop

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    Chapter 18 - Come on Everybody and Do the Bitey Bop

    The King is trapped in a foreign prison. While his sword entertains his father's greatest enemy, the King meditates on his past adventures, previous episodes and spin-offs.  Which ghost of the past can save him? -- Written and edited by Tom McNally -- PERFORMED BY:   Amy Sutton, Joshua Crisp, Tom McNally and Ben Edwards   Amy Sutton played Fighty Fran, Ms. Miller and Bitey the Lion. Joshua Crisp played Erik Rage-Eater!, Horrible Harry Glowfist, Father Figaro, Axe Axewound and GoGoGorilla. Tom McNally did the narration and played The King, Terrorthaw and Chuckwalla. Ben Edwards was Cutty. --   MUSIC   Theme tune music by Nicolai Roos 'Domestic Harmony' by John Bartmann 'The Bitey Bop' by Nicolai Roos -- SFX Sound effects not made by Tom McNally are courtesy of the wonderful freesound.org community. This episode included the following:   ERIK RAGE-EATER!'S THRONE ROOM cathedral-ambience-01 by klankbeeld   FLASHBACK TO KASTEEL VAN LAEKEN cathedraldoor by wim empty-corridor-of-a-spacecraft by vospi ambience-hockeyrink-empty by mikeonfire99 bottlesmarblefloor by herbertboland running-in-a-hall by taira-komori   ART CLASS IN THE LIBRARY library-children by barcelonetasonora classroom-ambiance by joedeshon children2 by yacou little-girls-screaming by robinhood76 small-girls-screams by robinhood76 two-chairs-crash by issalcake   ORIGIN OF BITEY lacambre by pcaeldries grass1 by freefire66 lions-two by bidone lions-roar-at-lincoln-park-zoo by terwelp footstep-drag-indoors by abbahoot lagunita-foot-dragging by xserra swoosh by pasdepoisson baseball-bat-hit-3 by ctcollab hitting-baseball-w-wooden-bat by cgeffex close-combat-baseball-bat-head-hits-multiple by CJ Johnson   DEATH OF BITEY vet-clinic-operating-room-ward by jay6waza   JAILBREAK clatter-wood-11 by adam-n atlas3-2x-16bit by pixelmasseuse cellar-atmo-large-building by claudius metal-screwing by nicstage rubble-walk-rocky-grit-cave-footsteps by martian station-central-hall-2 by sandermotions -- ART Track art and logo by Tom McNally Original character designs by Bruno Stahl

    18분
  4. Chapter 19 - The Historic Siege of Castle Magnificent

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    Chapter 19 - The Historic Siege of Castle Magnificent

    How did the King wind up in Viking prison? When did he last speak to his friends? Who becomes Europe's champion while he is away? And what happens when you keep playing Tower Defense after you've built all of the towers and bought all of the upgrades? > listen to chapter 19_ -- Written and edited by Tom McNally -- PERFORMED BY: Amy Sutton, Joshua Crisp, Tom McNally and Ben Edwards   Amy Sutton played Dogie Joshua Crisp played Auroch-Man Tom McNally did the narration and played The King, General Magnificent, Mechanicus and Terrorthaw. Ben Edwards was Cutty. -- MUSIC   Theme tune music and interstitials by Nicolai Roos 'Medieval Battle' by John Bartmann and John Yarnold 'RPG Battle loop' by sirkoto51 of freesound.org   -- SFX Sound effects not made by Tom McNally are courtesy of the wonderful freesound.org community. This episode included the following:   BELIZE BEACH LANDING cathedral-echo by reinsamba electricity-crackling-close-to-an-electrical-post-in-the-desert-of-atacama-chile by felix-blume sea-lines-screaming-on-a-rock-in-the-pacific-ocean-chile by felix-blume easter-island-5-minute-md-recording-of-waves-crashing-against-volcanic-ro-1 by cybergenic roaring-house-fire-wall-fall-in by 7778 fire-from-a-nettle by urupin wood-hit-01 by dheming fireworks4 by andy-gardner bottlesmarblefloor by herbertboland   SIEGE OF CASTLE MAGNIFICENT cathedraldoor by wim empty-corridor-of-a-spacecraft by vospi ambience-hockeyrink-empty by mikeonfire99 bottlesmarblefloor by herbertboland running-in-a-hall by taira-komori 01-21-footsteps-tile-slippers-medium-pace by splicesound atlas3-2x-16bit by pixelmasseuse cat-running-stairs by philllchabbb   CHILLINOUS PLAINS Wind Houling 1 by Bosk1 wind3 by eliasheuninck svalbard_ny_aalesund_20060807 by jeo Feedback Soundscape by Thalamus_Lab   ROOF OF THE DARK SPAIN PLAZA calm-wind by equality-x12 oneeronderhorreo by herbertboland building-rooftops-ambient by batman6661 phone-vibrate by cabeeno-rossley going-up-stairs-in-a-hurry by taira-komori walking-by-in-the-rain-short by roofdog -- ART Track art and logo by Tom McNally Original character designs by Bruno Stahl

    13분
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    Chapter 20 - Our Daring Exploits

    Life goes on even inside of a gigantic dugong. Everyone has settled down and found new roles and purpose except for Colonel Glowfist. He has found Gappy the reindeer and has a baffling plan to glitch their way back to the questing life. Will the master of magic ruin their completed character arcs? Just what is magic anyway? Whatever became of the Colonel's powerful slacks? What does it mean when NPCs name themselves and declare agency? -- Written and edited by Tom McNally -- PERFORMED BY Amy Sutton, Joshua Crisp, Ben Edwards and Tom McNally   Amy Sutton played Sally Minefield, Prince Prince, Pineycone, Sofia Cólera and Joanna Cólera. Joshua Crisp played Colonel Glowfist, Father Figaro, Little Louie and Will Smith. Tom McNally did the narration and played The King. -- MUSIC Theme tune and musical stings by Nicolai Roos Glowfist's sting by John Bartmann Sofia Cólera's accompaniment by Beth Gibson Beach party music was 'Casanova Beach Club Pre-Party Summer 2010' by XaviPinos from archive.org -- SFX Sound effects not made by Tom McNally are courtesy of the wonderful freesound.org  community. This episode included the following:   INSIDE THE GIGANTIC DUGONG fat-wet-footsteps-in-small-shower-cabin by rugermuller mudsquelch by ahill86 footsteps-muddy-e by inspectorj glossy-magazine-sounds-fieldtapes by fieldtapes magazine2 by tiptoe84   PINEYCONE bird-flapping-wings by elfman-rox   MAGIC atlas3-2x-16bit by pixelmasseuse atlas3q-1-fm-16bit by pixelmasseuse   ON THE OCEAN ocean-waves-surround-me by Tamás Bohács   BOSS FIGHT Dugong vocalizations came from the research of Kotaro Ichikawa   MIAMI BEACH   The following sound effects came from the public domain library at archive.org: Ocean1 by Sakurasky 2010 Pebble beach near Palaiokastrite Greece by radio aproree available from archive.org -- ART Track art and logo by Tom McNally Original character designs by Bruno Stahl

    16분
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    Chapter 22 - NananananaNAH

    Until recently, Sally Minefield lived inside a gigantic dugong but her colleague killed it in some sort of multidimensional magical curbstomping. Now she has washed up on Miami Beach and needs to grasp the several cultural differences that exist between her native Medieval Europe and the United States of America. Fortunately Will Smith is there to help her get up to speed. Meanwhile Ba'al the thunder god and Saint Francis the wild man are having trouble catching a wily goose.   -- Written and edited by Tom McNally -- PERFORMED BY Amy Sutton, Joshua Crisp and Tom McNally   Amy Sutton played Sally Minefield, Miamian, The Angel Cowgirl and Saint Francis Joshua Crisp played Will Smith, Jay, Father Figaro and Ba'al Tom McNally did the narration and played The King.   -- MUSIC Theme tune music composed by Nicolai Roos 'Will Smith's theme' composed by John Bartmann 'Casanova Beach Club PRE-PARTY SUMMER 2010' by XaviPinos available on archive.org   -- SFX Pebble beach near Palaiokastrite Greece by radio aproree available from archive.org   Other sound effects not made by Tom McNally are courtesy of the wonderful freesound.org community. This episode included the following:   MIAMI BEACH footsteps-dirt-02 by aglinder horse-gallop-and-stop-in-dirt-01 by n-audioman   FLAPJACK'S FUNERAL crowd-cheering by soundsexciting 01-21-footsteps-tile-slippers-medium-pace by splicesound   CHILLINOUS PLAINS Wind Houling 1 by Bosk1 wind3 by eliasheuninck svalbard_ny_aalesund_20060807 by jeo Feedback Soundscape by Thalamus_Lab waking-ice-and-snow by soundmary askeleet-metsassa-talvi-footsteps-walking-in-the-forest-in-the-winter-ice-and-snow-underbrush-a-close-sound by ylearkisto BurlingtonIndustriesImplosion by the_toilet_guy slow-footsteps-with-natural-reverb by trygven -- ART Track art and logo by Tom McNally Original character designs by Bruno Stahl

    13분
  7. Chapter 23 - Smoking is a Complicated Emotion

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    Chapter 23 - Smoking is a Complicated Emotion

    Colonel Glowfist is in trouble. He has blasted himself into the wetlands of Florida and is beset by monsters and the doubt of his comrades. Fortunately he has the Prince to keep him company while he trudges across the East Coast of the United States looking for the King. Can the Colonel and the Prince harness the mysterious power of cigarettes to defeat this new land and keep the saltiness of Sofia Cólera at bay? -- Written and edited by Tom McNally -- PERFORMED BY: Amy Sutton, Joshua Crisp and Tom McNally   Amy Sutton played Prince Prince, Pineycone, Sofia Cólera and Joanna Cólera Joshua Crisp played Colonel Glowfist and Little Louie Tom McNally did the narration and played The King and the Alligator King. -- MUSIC Theme tune music composed by Nicolai Roos Cólera theme composed by Beth Gibson -- SFX alligator bellow by the US Fish and Wildlife Service available from https://www.fws.gov/video/sound.htm Recording of Choctaw church service from the Lomax collection (T5215_91_cho) available from archive.org   Other sound effects not made by Tom McNally are courtesy of the wonderful freesound.org community. This episode included the following:   FLORIDA WETLANDS walloffrogs by cccanary 1f-1m-gatorsbellowingcalusanaturecenter by astronomica bird-in-cage-wings by rudmer-rotteveel zoom0048 by ejames zoom0049 by ejames insect-noise-at-ft-matanzas by phb256 frogs-in-alliagtor-creek-at-4am by bansemer st-marks-nwr-boat-tailed-grackle by nokasoma cardboard-burning-1 by raremess   SMOKING CEREMONY birds-chirping by bansemer vn520042 hippie lyllabye by rivv3t   GEORGIA sounds-recorded-in-decatur-georgia by microdac serenbe-spring-fields-ambiance by dcsimon country-ambiance-01 by dcsimon   NORTH CAROLINA crickets-grasshoppers-birds by editor-adp birds-woodpecker-in-flat-rock-jun06 by bansemer boo-5-only-a-couple-people by jayfrosting crowd-boo by adam-n   STANDOFF the-chamber by npeo rain-storm by rambler52 swansflyby by acclivity   -- ART Track art and logo by Tom McNally Original character designs by Bruno Stahl

    26분
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An audio drama that about a king of Medieval Europe who embarks on a quest and learns a lot about the world on the way, which wasn't really the stated the goal. The goal was to murder Winter. Performed by Amy Sutton, Josh Crisp, Tom McNally and Ben Edwards Special guest star Peter Marinker Written and edited by Tom McNally Music by Nicolai Roos, John Bartmann, Mano Camatsos and Sunny Cloud Sound effects from freesound.org - see individual tracks for the many, many credits