Chasms and Cremlings

Chasmpod
  • 5.0 (1)
  • Science Fiction
  • Updated Semiweekly

Welcome to Chasms and Cremlings — a non-canon, non-sensical actual-play podcast in the Cosmere RPG System. Join us for Shardblades, shenanigans, and maybe some dumplings. Fan-made and unaffiliated with Brandon Sanderson, Dragonsteel Entertainment, or Tor Books.

Episodes

  1. Jan 28

    S1 Ep.6 - Fellowship of the...Femur..

    After a good nights rest, the crew walks the chasm. Thats pretty much it Content Warning: This episode contains Violence and Cosmere Magic Spoilers Get in contact: contact@chasmpod.com The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. Unaffiliated with Brotherwise Games, Dragonsteel and Brandon Sanderson

    37 min

  2. Jan 13

    S1 Ep.5 - Attachment Issues

    Dumpling merchants turned arsonists, the crew flees after burning down the basement lab of evil experiments. Toe in hand, Thar and the others must figure out where to go now that their home is no longer safe. Content Warning: This episode contains Violence and Cosmere Magic Spoilers Get in contact: contact@chasmpod.com The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. Unaffiliated with Brotherwise Games, Dragonsteel and Brandon Sanderson

    42 min
  3. [BONUS] Dragon Steal 2025

    12/03/2025 ·  Bonus

    [BONUS] Dragon Steal 2025

    A nonsensical Noir caper on Scadriel, where the detectives are only slightly less insane than the coinshots. When a hard-boiled dame walks in and hires the city’s best investigators to find her missing sister, the case spills into misty alleyways, smoky lounges, and a butler conspiracy so deep you won’t know who to trust.

    41 min

  4. 11/12/2025

    S1 Ep.4 - Basements Eleven

    The crew’s had enough. After losing what was rightfully theirs, a plan is hatched that’s part brilliance, part disaster waiting to happen. One basement. Eleven schemes. Zero chill. It’s time for the smallest heist the warcamp’s never seen. Content Warning: This episode contains Violence and Cosmere Magic Spoilers Get in contact: contact@chasmpod.com The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. Unaffiliated with Brotherwise Games, Dragonsteel and Brandon Sanderson

    1h 20m

  5. 10/29/2025

    S1 Ep.3 - Toe her? I HARDLY KNOW HER!

    M'ralt is on his way to cut off some toes. Will he do it? Or will he come to his senses and avoid the spooky dungeon in this Halloween episode? Only time will tell, or well...listening to the episode. Content Warning: This episode contains Violence and Cosmere Magic Spoilers Get in contact: contact@chasmpod.com The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. Unaffiliated with Brotherwise Games, Dragonsteel and Brandon Sanderson

    53 min

  6. 10/22/2025 ·  Bonus

    [Chasm Walk] S1 Ep.1&2 - Much Ado About An Illegal Deadly Tournament

    A fast, spoiler-heavy Chasm Walk through Episodes 1 & 2: Quick recap, extra context, and a bit about Evil Librarians. We get our first caller, and lose our first fan.

    26 min

  7. 10/15/2025

    S1 Ep.2 - An Illegal Deadly Tournament, and a Food Fight

    With the dumpling shack up and running, Thar decides to go win himself a Shard Blade. Meanwhile, the rest of the crew just tries to fit in with their new neighbors and eat some chouta. Content Warning: This episode contains Violence and Cosmere Magic Spoilers Get in contact: contact@chasmpod.com The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. Unaffiliated with Brotherwise Games, Dragonsteel and Brandon Sanderson

    1h 11m

  8. 10/08/2025

    S1 Ep.1 - Much Ado About Dumpling

    Our story begins in Roshar's warcamp (blue and red - not green*). A dumpling merchant brings his caravan to start up his new business in the Shattered Plains. In this riveting episode of dumpling simulator, a band of misfits brings a touch of chaos to an already chaotic city. Content Warning: This episode contains Violence and Cosmere Magic Spoilers Get in contact: contact@chasmpod.com The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. Unaffiliated with Brotherwise Games, Dragonsteel and Brandon Sanderson

    37 min

  9. Trailer

    Trailer - Welcome to Chasms and Cremlings

    Get a taste of the chaos and shenanigans to come in Season 1 of Chasms and Cremlings! An unofficial Cosmere podcast.

    1 min

Trailer

About

Welcome to Chasms and Cremlings — a non-canon, non-sensical actual-play podcast in the Cosmere RPG System. Join us for Shardblades, shenanigans, and maybe some dumplings. Fan-made and unaffiliated with Brandon Sanderson, Dragonsteel Entertainment, or Tor Books.

Information

  • Creator
    Chasmpod
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    9
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © 2025 Chasmpod
  • Show Website
    Chasms and Cremlings