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Aaron & Aaron

Two dudes named Aaron toasting their way through the Disney resorts. New episodes drop every Monday morning

  1. MAR 30

    We Invent A Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique For Adults With A Blue Viking

    Send us Fan Mail That bright blue cocktail might look like a vacation, but we quickly learn the Blue Viking is more “hold on tight” than “sip and stroll.” We’re taste-testing a DIY version while talking through where it comes from, what’s in it, and whether this is a safe drink to pair with princess vibes. Along the way, we detour into EPCOT’s Norway Pavilion to dig into Akershus Royal Banquet Hall and the appeal of Princess Storybook Dining, including menu standouts like Norwegian meatballs, salmon, and the kind of character dining that makes you immediately want to book the next trip. Then we take a hard left into pure Disney satire with an oddly detailed thought experiment: what if Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique existed for adults? We rewrite the official “royal transformation” copy for a 35+ crowd, debate who would actually pay for it (Disney adults, bachelorette groups, cosplay-curious travelers, couples), and even place it on the Disneyland map. Of course, any adult makeover concept needs rules, so we add an 18+ boutique policy and a 21+ Mirror Mirror Lounge next door to admire the glow-up under flattering lights. From there, we build the full product menu: themes like “Gaston But Self-Aware,” package tiers that include hair, makeup, accessories, and bar perks, and a villain era makeover that comes with a cocktail flight. It all crescendos with a ridiculous premium option: a private fairy godmother for the day who “bippity bops” random perks into your park day. If you’re into Disney dining reviews, EPCOT planning, Disneyland hypotheticals, and the messy joy of being a Disney adult, hit play, then subscribe, share the episode, and leave a review. What would your adult boutique theme be?

    28 min
  2. MAR 23

    Flower And Garden Food Bracket With An English Garden

    Send us Fan Mail The fastest way to start an argument at Epcot is to ask one simple question: what’s the best thing to eat at the Flower and Garden Festival? We turn that chaos into a game by building a March Madness style bracket and forcing ourselves to pick winners from a stacked festival food lineup. Before we start eliminating dishes, we kick things off with a drink worth talking about: the English Garden cocktail from the Yorkshire County Fish Shop. We get into what it tastes like, how elderflower and apple juice smooth out the citrus, and why the cucumber garnish completely changes the aroma while you sip. If you’re hunting for a refreshing Epcot festival cocktail that feels light but still special, we lay out what works and what we would tweak. Then it’s bracket time. We debate blackened fish sliders, spicy chicken gumbo, shrimp and grits, ceviche, scallops with spring pea risotto, Jamaican jerk chicken, and a chicken and waffles pick that turns into a real Cinderella run. We also dig into the strategy behind festival eating: when to play it safe, when to chase something new, and why some dishes feel like they belong in the frozen aisle instead of a festival booth. The bracket even teaches a bigger lesson: matchups matter, and one unlucky pairing can knock out a future favorite way too early. Hit play, follow along, and tell us your champion. Subscribe for more Disney food and drink rankings, share this with your festival crew, and leave a review if you like the bracket format. What would be your number one seed this year?

    30 min
  3. MAR 16

    A Star Wars Fifth Gate With A Nysillin and Bubbles with Brub Berry Essence

    Send us Fan Mail You know that moment when a theme park drink costs $19 and you still kind of want it? We start there, rebuilding Oga’s Cantina’s Nicillin and Bubbles with Brubberry Essence at home with Empress 1908 gin, elderflower liqueur, citrus, a berry boost, tonic, and an edible hibiscus flower. If you love Disney cocktails, copycat recipes, and honest “did we nail it?” taste talk, you’ll feel right at home with us. Then we go full blue sky Imagineering and try to answer a bigger question: should Walt Disney World build a fifth gate that is 100% Star Wars? We debate the longevity problem, what the Galactic Starcruiser closure really says about demand versus price, and whether the smarter move is expanding beyond Galaxy’s Edge with multiple Star Wars lands across different parks to fuel park hopping. From there, it’s rapid-fire concept design: a Death Star park icon, story-driven projection and drone shows, and transportation ideas that make the whole resort feel connected. We draft lands like Mos Eisley, Hoth, Takodana, Endor, and an Imperial sector, plus ride pitches ranging from podracing and Escape From Mos Eisley to a Vader-focused dark ride and a TIE fighter pilot experience. We even sketch a Star Wars themed hotel as a hidden Rebel base that feels immersive without being impractical. If you’ve ever argued about what Disney should build next, hit play, then subscribe, share the episode with a Star Wars friend, and leave a review. What land would you build first?

    41 min
  4. MAR 9

    Road Trip To Disneyland, Griswald Style With A Lime Thyme

    Send us Fan Mail A family road trip should feel like a moving scrapbook—part planning, part luck, and plenty of laughter along the way. We set the tone with our “Lime Time” cocktail, a park‑day refresher built with gin, limoncello, lime, thyme, and sparkling water, then hit the highway with two coast‑to‑castle itineraries that turn the drive to Disneyland into a highlight, not a hurdle. First, we chart a Winston‑Salem to Anaheim route that hugs I‑40 and stacks Americana classics: a Buc‑ee’s pit stop with spotless bathrooms and jerky walls, the Titanic Museum in Pigeon Forge for peak kitsch, and Nashville’s Grand Ole Opry for a music‑soaked evening. Memphis brings Beale Street rhythms and a reverent walk through Graceland, before Route 66 legends take the wheel—Katusa’s smiling Blue Whale, the Oklahoma Route 66 Museum, Shamrock’s Art Deco gas station, and Amarillo’s Cadillac Ranch where you can add your own paint to the ever‑changing canvas. We sleep in places that tell stories, from Conestoga wagons on a family farm to a historic Flagstaff icon, and keep drive windows sane with a 12‑hour max. Then we swing north from St. Cloud for a different flavor of wonder: South Dakota’s Corn Palace and Wall Drug, a Badlands photo‑op that feels like Mars with bathrooms, and a quick detour to Mount Rushmore that sparks a family debate over a “Disney Mount Rushmore” (we nominate Walt, Mickey, Snow White, and the castle). Devil’s Tower invites Close Encounters jokes, Yellowstone delivers bison traffic and geyser awe, and the Great Salt Lake reminds us not every swim is wise. A cheeky Vegas detour channels Vacation vibes before a merch‑heavy glide through Area 51, and finally the desert serves up Roy’s Motel & Cafe neon and Elmer’s Bottle Tree Ranch on the glide path to Anaheim. You’ll leave with road‑tested pacing rules, can’t‑miss Route 66 stops, family‑friendly detours, and lodging picks that turn “where we slept” into “remember when.” Mix a Lime Time, queue this episode, and steal our maps to craft your own cross‑country Disney story. If this sparked ideas, tap follow, share with your favorite road warrior, and drop your must‑stop attraction in a review—we’re planning the next route with your tips.

    32 min
  5. MAR 2

    Refreshing Disney Rides With A Summer Jam

    Send us Fan Mail What if the smartest way to fix a ride isn’t to rebuild it, but to tune what fans already love? We set ourselves a constraint-heavy challenge—no bulldozers, no new IP, just targeted upgrades that sharpen story, comfort, and interactivity—and the ideas started to fly. We kick off with a crisp Summer Jam from Shades of Green, then dive into headliner debates. Tiana’s Bayou Adventure gets a character remix as Louis leads a gloriously off-beat band hunt that resolves into a splashdown crescendo. Radiator Springs Racers earns a kinetic upgrade with dirt-track drifting through high-speed corners. Roger Rabbit gets gamified with a “spinometer” and Benny’s delightfully passive-aggressive driving tips. Over in Epcot, we modernize Mission: SPACE into a SpaceX-flavored mission console where your timing matters, alarms blare, and teamwork lands you safely—no more dummy buttons. Comfort and clarity drive big wins. Jungle Cruise flips to forward-facing seating and stronger audio so every punchline lands. Space Mountain in Magic Kingdom deserves Disneyland’s silky track and roomier vehicles. Indiana Jones trades dated projections for crisp animatronics, cinematic lighting, and denser sets. Ratatouille’s queue transforms from hallway to Parisian street theater, with sizzling kitchen aromas and scale gags that sell the shrink. Spaceship Earth gets audible narration and playful “thank the Phoenicians” tags to carry smiles between eras. We future-proof the playful, too. Autopia goes fully electric through a living Tomorrowland city, guided by AI cars that coach your driving and score smoothness. Buzz Lightyear’s blasters finally aim true and reward accuracy, not spam. Mickey & Minnie’s Runaway Railway leans meta with flickering “set” glitches, prop gaffes, and a Chuuby short that deepens the payoff. Expedition Everest multiplies the mayhem with curious baby yetis and a brief “off the rails” jolt that turns first rides into legend. These are small, surgical changes with oversized impact: better queues, cleaner audio, sharper thrills, and more reasons to ride again. If you love Disney parks and believe classic attractions can evolve without losing their soul, you’ll have opinions. We want them. Subscribe, share with a fellow park nerd, and tell us the one small change you’d make first.

    33 min
  6. FEB 23

    We Weigh Big Disney Changes While Sipping A Peach Manhattan

    Send us Fan Mail A peach-forward cocktail in hand, we jump straight into the week’s biggest Disney shifts and rumors with zero fluff. Josh D’Amaro steps further into the spotlight while Dana Walden steers studios and streaming, and we break down what that likely means for parks, films, and timelines. If you’ve wondered whether “safe choice” can still deliver bold parks, we make the case for steady hands, clear priorities, and smarter sequencing after the stop-start era of Galaxy’s Edge and Tron. From there, it’s all gas: Dinosaur’s days are done, Villains Land gets louder in the rumor mill, and permits hint at an indoor story coaster paired with a family dark ride wrapped in conjured Art Nouveau. We talk about the right mix of E-, B-, and C-level attractions, how to turn Magic Kingdom into a comfortable two-day plan, and why operational pacing matters as much as blue-sky ideas. Over at Hollywood Studios, the Rock ’n’ Roller Coaster Muppets retheme sparks giddy anticipation for music, neon, and mayhem—plus a gentle PSA that kid-friendly themes don’t erase big-thrill intensity. We also zoom into the details that shape guest experience. Disney’s crackdown on AI-made character content collides with reported OpenAI collaboration, and we sketch a path for safe, delightful AI-powered character interactions that protect IP while surprising guests. Afternoon Tea at the Grand Floridian returns as a slow, elegant splurge perfect for a rest day, while a Disneyland app outage reminds everyone that seamless tech is part of the magic. Merch mania rages on with glow-up buckets and princess scents, and we end with a sobering safety note after a late-night tree fall near Plaza Inn—because maintenance and communication keep the fantasy intact. Pour something peachy and join us for a candid tour of what’s changing, what’s working, and what needs a rethink across Disney parks and movies. If you’re excited by Villains Land, curious about AI in character meet-and-greets, or counting days to the Muppets coaster, hit play. Then tell us: what bold idea do you most want Imagineering to build next? Subscribe, rate, and share with a Disney friend who loves a good rumor and a great ride plan.

    34 min
  7. FEB 16

    Characters We Wish Were Disney With A Sazerac

    Send us Fan Mail A rye cube, a lemon twist, and a splash of absinthe set the night in motion. We open with the Sazerac, swapping notes between Boatwright’s at Port Orleans and our own New Orleans–style build, then take that same love of craft into a wild thought experiment: which non‑Disney characters and worlds would thrive under Disney’s storytelling? We start with the legends. Bugs Bunny and the Looney Tunes spark a debate about timeless comedy, park characters, and the kind of physical gags that make queues feel alive. From there, we slide into Scooby‑Doo hijinks, SpongeBob’s Bikini Bottom, and Bedrock’s bronto‑size charm—proof that retro IP can still deliver modern magic. Gaming and anime icons raise the stakes: Mario’s jump‑happy momentum, Pikachu’s collect‑and‑trade culture, Sonic’s speed run energy, and Hello Kitty’s soft‑power merch. Each brings interactivity, replay value, and social fun that match how guests actually play parks today. We push beyond cartoons into cinematic sandboxes. Imagine a mid‑century Mad Men lounge with proper cocktails and impeccable woodwork. Picture Ghostbusters as a show‑driven effects playground, a Die Hard‑inspired tower drop with narrative beats, and a Jurassic World zone that sells scale without screen fatigue. Then we go epic: Middle‑earth as a multi‑land dream with the Shire’s warmth, Rivendell’s serenity, and Mordor’s percussion and heat; Wizard of Oz for technicolor wonder and storm‑tossed transitions; Willy Wonka for edible illusions, fizzy‑lifting laughs, and music that hums through the pathways. Along the way we weigh Transformers, King Kong’s Monarch universe, Hunger Games, Smurfs, Popeye, Garfield, Jetsons, and G.I. Joe—asking where Disney’s “story per minute” advantage can turn good IP into unforgettable place. It’s part cocktail hour, part imagineering session, and all heart for the details that make parks sing: scent, light, texture, music, and a wink of humor. Tap play, then tell us your top three non‑Disney IPs you’d hand to Disney and why. If you’re vibing with the show, subscribe, share with a friend, and leave a quick review—it helps more Disney lovers find our little corner of magic. Cheers!

    36 min

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Two dudes named Aaron toasting their way through the Disney resorts. New episodes drop every Monday morning