Cheers 2 Ears!

Aaron & Aaron
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Two dudes named Aaron toasting their way through the Disney resorts. New episodes drop every Monday morning

  1. 3D AGO

    How To Spot A Disney Sugar Mama Or Daddy With a Grapefruit Rose Martini

    Send us a text Start with a Grapefruit Rose martini and a question that’s equal parts cheeky and practical: how do you find, become, or thrive with a Disney sugar mama or sugar daddy? We take Valentine’s energy to Disneyland and beyond, unpacking the social signals of luxury park life—top-tier passes, DVC contracts that stretch across coasts, Minnie Vans as default, and the kind of confidence that comes from knowing you’ll never wait more than twenty minutes for anything. From Sweethearts’ Nite to late-night walk-ons, we explore what it really feels like to skip “gen pop” and step into concierge mode. Think character breakfasts as a morning ritual, signature meals like Victoria & Albert’s as date-night baseline, and premium events that turn a random Tuesday into a memory. We also get honest about the rare air—Club 33 whispers, Golden Oak sightings, and those around-the-world Disney tours that stitch every park into one epic story. It’s not just fantasy; there are real cues, communities, and rhythms that define this level of Disney. But perks alone don’t make the magic. We map the duties that keep the vibe frictionless: mastering ADRs 60 days out, holding lines so your partner arrives right on time, knowing the perfect pool chairs, and capturing photos that hit favorite angles and light. Add thoughtful shopping instincts—loungefly drops, limited pins, spirit jerseys—and you become the plus-one who makes every splurge feel effortless. Under the humor sits a simple truth: generosity is a love language, and gratitude is how you say it back. If you love Disney, crave smarter park days, and enjoy a little playful strategy with your romance, this one’s for you. Subscribe for more Cheers to Ears, drop a review to help others find the show, and share your best luxury tell or dream splurge with us.

    33 min

  2. FEB 2

    Disney Goes Cosa Nostra With An Amaretto Sour

    Send us a text Two Amaretto Sours and a wild idea spark a full-blown caper: what if Disney characters ran a classic mafia? We pour, we taste, and we build an underworld—with Boss Mickey at the top, a heated consigliere debate (Minnie’s steel vs Goofy’s chill), and capos assigned to every park. It’s satire, it’s structure, and it’s strangely satisfying as we map crews, enforcers, and “fronts” that fit each park’s energy. We start at the bar, comparing a scratch Amaretto Sour to a Bartesian version and unpack why an amaretto-forward balance works even for bourbon skeptics. Then we lay out the family tree. Disneyland gets old-school charm with Roger or Oswald and a transportation racket that kicks tribute upstairs. DCA runs on engines and muscle—Lightning or Luigi in charge, with Mr. Incredible and Spider-Man tightening the bolts. Magic Kingdom becomes a jewel operation with the Seven Dwarfs and a sly cash wash through comedy clubs, while Donald or Carousel John keep order in their own unforgettable ways. Things turn shadowy at Hollywood Studios where Scar, Darth Vader, and Loki bring enforcement and intrigue. Kermit offers a gentler alternate leadership style, backed by a toy box crew that improvises for the greater good. Epcot scales up with Figment’s unpredictability or Scrooge’s iron ledger, calling in Remy, Baymax, Elsa, the Three Caballeros, the Phoenicians, and even Patrick Warburton’s legendary Soarin’ voice for intimidation by tone alone. Animal Kingdom closes strong with Judy Hopps’ discipline, Mufasa’s authority, and the Madrigal family’s specialized “import/export” skill set. Beyond the laughs, there’s a real takeaway on leadership and systems: the right roles, trusted lieutenants, and a balance of force and finesse can run any kingdom—imagined or real. Pour a glass, press play, and then tell us who your Disney underboss would be. Enjoyed the ride? Follow the show, leave a review, and share this episode with a Disney fan who loves a clever twist.

    30 min

  3. JAN 26

    Designing A Disney-Style Park On The Mediterranean Coast with a Limoncello Mule

    Send us a text What if a theme park felt like one sweeping coastline, where every turn on the path opened to another country across the water? We set our sights on the Mediterranean and build a Disney-style destination that blends living folklore, IP favorites, and seaside hospitality—sparked by the bright kick of a limoncello mule. We start with two complementary master plans. One, Solaria Kingdom, assembles five distinct lands—Italy, Greece, Iberia, Arabia and Persia, plus a Star Wars nod to Tunisia—around lagoons and layered sightlines. The other shapes a horseshoe park on Valencia’s coast with a rotating marble-and-gold wishing star as the icon, visible from every land and designed to harmonize with Greek temples and Spanish bell towers. Both approaches favor connected views: castles and stars that “translate” architecturally from different vantage points, giving each land its own face while preserving a unified world. IP comes to life through culture-forward design. Star Wars: Villains of Mos Eisley embraces Tatooine’s cinematic roots with a sandcrawler shop, a build-your-own remote pod racer, and a Boonta Eve race that pits four vehicles side by side on a desert track. Italy’s Porto Fantasia pairs Pinocchio with Luca in a Vespa ride through a bustling port town, all horns, laundry lines, and festival banners. Greece rises to a peak with a Mount Olympus coaster diving in and out over the sea and a waterfront of tavernas serving fish, gyros, pastries, and strong coffee. Wish anchors the emotional center: a Rosas castle with live Storytellers Hall productions and an interactive Wish Station where guests send their wishes skyward and return later for a keepsake moment. We round out the shoreline with an Iberian fishing village animated by marionettes and street performers, a respectful split of Persian and Arabian spaces—including jewel gardens and shaded water features—and the Valencia Grand Prix, a Cars 2 racing district with family-speed thrills and pit-lane eats. A low-rise Stella Marina hotel sits right on the edge with a private gate and boat access, making arrival feel like part of the story. Ready to stroll the bay, ride a Vespa past café tables, and chase a pod racer across the dunes? Press play, share with a friend who loves park design, and tell us which land you’d visit first. If this tour sparks ideas, leave a review, subscribe for more creative builds, and send us your wish for the next land we should design.

    42 min

  4. JAN 19

    Recasting Disney And Pixar With Danny DeVito With A Caramelized Leek Martini

    Send us a text A $26 caramelized leek martini set the tone for chaos—in the best way. We start with a fearless taste test inspired by Gio 82 at Epcot, break down our at-home leek-infused gin recipe, and give an honest verdict on whether this savory sipper deserves your park dollars. Then we flip the switch and get wildly creative: what if Danny DeVito took over your favorite Disney and Pixar roles? We explore how a single voice can reshape a classic. Imagine the Lion King’s Timon with sharper street smarts, or the Aladdin Sultan with extra lovable bluster. Picture Mike Wazowski recharged with gravelly momentum, Doc Hudson reimagined as a tougher mentor, Mr. Big reinvented as a comedic crime boss, and Honest John upgraded to pure DeVito charm. We don’t just slot him into obvious parts—we subvert typecasting with picks like Sadness in Inside Out, Frozone in The Incredibles, and Doug in Up. Along the way, we talk performance dynamics, vocal texture, and why the right casting twist can make an old story feel brand new. Between the sips and the swaps, you’ll get practical park tips, a quick bar menu scouting report, and a fresh lens on voice acting that changes how you hear animated characters. Whether you’re here for Disney nostalgia, Pixar deep cuts, or the sheer joy of “what if,” this ride is equal parts smart and silly—and surprisingly persuasive. Loved the episode? Tap follow, share it with a Disney-loving friend, and tell us your best Danny DeVito casting pick. And if you’re planning a trip, check the show notes for a listener perk you won’t want to miss.

    28 min

  5. JAN 12

    We Asked ChatGPT To Build A Disney Park with a Command Center Cocktail

    Send us a text What if Disney World added a park built on discovery instead of nostalgia? We clink Space 220-inspired cocktails and blueprint a fifth gate where a kinetic Atlas Spire orients you to realms of myth, exploration, and city-of-the-future wonder. We compare our AI prompts and pull the best ideas into a cohesive vision: a Mystic Manor–anchored spirit land with living art and folklore; an oceanic realm shaped by Sinbad and 20,000 Leagues energy with a Leviathan coaster that fakes “underwater” with lighting and no-visible-track sections; and a Cities of Tomorrow district that swaps retro chrome for global futurism, blending Big Hero 6 kinetics, real plants, and WALL-E’s hope. We go big with Society of Explorers and Adventurers—Journey to the Center of the Earth reimagined, steampunk research vehicles, and a live “Grand Symposium” where inventions delightfully misfire. Then we expand Zootopia into a full metropolis: tundra, Sahara, and rainforest neighborhoods tied together by a trackless Hot Pursuit chase that starts with a perfectly timed sloth gag. To balance the IP, we stake out Realms of Legends, an original mythology land led by a soaring theater experience, a character-rich Path of Heroes walkthrough, and a Legends Carousel that turns classic ride charm into worldbuilding. Food and atmosphere seal the deal. Picture a Gathering Table that feels communal and candlelit, a stargazing lounge over the park, a caravanserai alive with Silk Road flavors and roaming storytellers, and kiosks serving hand pies, flatbreads, tea flights, and seafood. We even place the park with Skyliner access and a Meridian Grand Lodge offering a dedicated entrance and rooftop observatory. The result is a full-day experience where rides, shows, and dining are stitched together by a single promise: exploration that rewards curiosity. If this sparks your imagination, follow, share, and leave a review. Tell us which land you’d rope drop first and what attraction you’d add to make the fifth gate unforgettable.

    37 min

  6. JAN 5

    We Build Fantasy Disney Cruise Itineraries with a Piranha Punch

    Send us a text A cocktail crush meets a cruise daydream as we raise a glass to the Piranha Punch and sketch out two wildly different Disney Cruise adventures. First, we crown a new favorite tequila drink—reposado warmth, citrus lift, pineapple brightness, and a gentle bitter backbone—then we ask what it means to sail Disney like adults who love great food, strong storytelling, and unfussy luxury. From there, we split the map. One of us plans an Asia-forward arc with Singapore as a launchpad and culture-rich stops across Bangkok and Ho Chi Minh City—think temples, floating markets, street food heat, and a little architectural awe at Marina Bay Sands. We talk about how Disney’s family-first approach fits Southeast Asia’s cruise scene and why seven-day routes with smart sea-day spacing could make the Adventure a standout beyond short hops. The counterpoint heads to Europe aboard Disney Treasure, where the ship becomes the destination. Sea days are for AquaMouse ride-throughs, animation classes, and a rotating dinner lineup that includes Plaza de Coco, 1923, and Marvel-themed cuisine. Ports in Barcelona, Lisbon, and La Coruña invite wandering, local bites, and a touch of history before evenings settle into Skipper Society cocktails, first-run movies, and a Broadway-style Tale of Moana. We compare strategies—port-heavy exploration versus ship-centric play—and land on a simple truth: Disney at sea can absolutely be grown-up, balanced, and deeply fun. If you’re curious about adult-only spaces, Broadway-quality shows, smarter dining, and how to build an itinerary that actually fits your pace, you’ll feel right at home here. Listen, share your dream route, and tell us your must-sip Disney cocktail. Subscribe, leave a review, and drop your best itinerary idea—we might just plan it next.

    31 min

  7. 12/29/2025

    Disney Resolutions with a Winter Spiced Long Island Iced Tea

    Send us a text What happens when you swap the cola in a Long Island for Sprite, cranberry, cinnamon, and a kiss of citrus—and then hand New Year’s resolutions to Disney legends? We kick off with a winter spiced Long Island inspired by Jollywood Nights, breaking down the build, the balance, and the subtle orange-cranberry glow that makes this riff dangerously sippable. Think classic structure, brighter finish, and a candied orange wheel that smells like December. With glasses clinking, we pivot into a resolution game that’s equal parts nostalgia and honesty. Donald promises calm and barely survives the countdown. Ariel tackles her treasure trove with help. Belle tries fewer pages, more people. Cinderella sets her own curfew. Tiana wrestles with “healthy” in the land of gumbo. We go deeper than punchlines, exploring why some characters are primed to evolve and why others are hilariously doomed by design. Captain Hook finds peace and opens an island bar. Jack Sparrow plans to plan, then doesn’t. Buzz meets gravity. Pumba embraces accountability. Scar swears off dramatic monologues—and immediately proves our point. Along the way, we rank recent holiday pours, daydream about park trips, and admit we need to level up our promos and episode lists. It’s playful, a little dark around the edges, and surprisingly reflective about habit change, identity, and the rituals that help us try again. If you love Disney lore, themed cocktails, and character-driven what-ifs, you’ll feel right at home. Pour the recipe, press play, and tell us which character would actually keep a resolution this year. If you enjoyed the ride, subscribe, leave a rating, and share this episode with a Disney friend who needs a laugh and a holiday sip. Cheers!

    26 min

  8. 12/22/2025

    Disney Gifts for Family with a Sugar Cookie Martini

    Send us a text A frosted rim, cranberry ice cubes, and that almond‑sweet finish—our Jollywood Nights Sugar Cookie Martini might be the coziest sip of the season, and it sets the tone for a gift guide that actually understands different kinds of Disney people. We start behind the bar with vanilla vodka, Irish cream, and amaretto, then layer in quick upgrades like peppermint sprinkles so your last sip tastes as good as the first. From there, we get practical about presents and draw clean lines between superfans, the “meh” crowd, and outright haters, because joy is personal and branding tolerance varies. For the diehards, we don’t overthink it: ears, pins, lanyards, Spirit Jerseys, and even a preloaded popcorn bucket deliver high delight with park energy. For the fence‑sitters, we go lighter touch—Pluto totes with broad appeal, Mickey shorts on Blu‑ray, and Disney Plus subscriptions that feel like value, not homework. We even map a bridge for skeptics through Star Wars gifts and tasteful barware that nods to Disney without shouting. Then we zoom into personalized picks: a Beach Club stay focused on Storm‑Along Bay and fishing for the relax‑first traveler, a private plaid day for the logistics‑averse planner, a Cars‑themed ornament for the gearhead, and princess rings or commissioned art that tie to a person’s story. We wrap with a clear cocktail ranking to guide your party menu and park bar crawl: the Sugar Cookie Martini takes the top spot, followed by a rich Stroopwaffle bourbon coffee for brunch or cold nights. Along the way, we share quick park shopping tips, small‑shop art ideas, and experience‑first gifts like Disney cruises and gift cards that stretch trip budgets. If you want gifts that land, start with the person, connect to their existing loves, and finish with a small flourish—like that peppermint rim that makes your photos pop. Enjoyed the mix of recipes and real‑world gift ideas? Follow and subscribe, share this with a Disney friend, and drop your best under‑$25 Disney gift in a review so we can feature it next time.

    26 min
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Two dudes named Aaron toasting their way through the Disney resorts. New episodes drop every Monday morning

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  • Creator
    Aaron & Aaron
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    89
  • Rating
    Clean
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