CheezWits

Wally, Jess, and Chris
  • 4.5 (16)
  • COMEDY
  • UPDATED WEEKLY
CheezWits

Think of it like a radio morning show without the early hours and all that annoying music. If cheesy crackers were people.... they'd be Chris, Wally, and Jess. Hey, wit happens.  We're three friends who met doing radio together (well, Wally and Jess did, and Jess and Chris did). We cover everything from bad dates and pooping in public to the news of the day and what it's like to work in radio. We WILL make you laugh, possibly as much AT us as WITH us -- we're that funny (not just funny looking). Bring your sense of humor! It's called comedy, people. (We might also make you think about some more serious stuff, but don't hold that against us) Warning: we cuss. A lot. Adjust your listening accordingly.  If you laugh even once, we'd sure appreciate your rating and review on Apple Podcasts (even if you listen somewhere else -- it just takes a free iTunes account) so more people can laugh at us. Uh. With us. Yeah.  Follow us on the socials!  Instagram /Facebook /Twitter /TikTok : @cheezwits

  1. Episode 133: Have A Gouda Pride Month

    JUN 2

    Episode 133: Have A Gouda Pride Month

    In a shocking turn of events, Wally starts off with technical difficulties, Jess might need to update the website, identity theft, the state of Tennessee is probably monitoring the show, gay people f--- too (happy pride!), men don't use straws, Jess's career update (or lack thereof), radio jobs bs, and Chris brings the noise -- literally.

    59 min
  2. Episode 132: Unemployment Bene-wits

    MAY 26

    Episode 132: Unemployment Bene-wits

    Jess loses her job, AI goes wrong, bad dreams, Wally has a mower mishap, and Happy Birthday messages from strangers on social media

    1 hr
  3. Episode 131: Wits-topian Fiction

    MAY 19

    Episode 131: Wits-topian Fiction

    Jess spends an inordinate amount of this show talking to herself, things from last week's show that came up for us this week, Wally takes the show on the road, merging in traffic and construction, redheads are black people, immigrants and ICE raids, Moxie soda and other carbonated atrocities, Wally's grandson's drivers license test, the dollar (and a quarter) tree, the things they're doing to potato chips... listen, it's just all terrible, ok?

    57 min
  4. Episode 130: Land of the Brie

    MAY 12

    Episode 130: Land of the Brie

    Chris is back and medicated, Wally is the only Samsung user who didn't notice any changes from the update, utopian and dystopian are not the same thing, working at Alcatraz, conservative talk show hosts who say the most outrageous things, 17-year-old know-it-alls, what we would change if we could do it over, grandmotherly treats, public mints, the awful ICE roundups, racism we've personally seen in our lives, and... more to come.

    1h 8m
  5. Episode 129: The Lowest Form Of (Nit)Wits

    MAY 5

    Episode 129: The Lowest Form Of (Nit)Wits

    Customer "support" via Twitter, Wally had to wait 4 minutes in a drive-thru, cheesesteaks at a Mexican restaurant, Wally makes a delivery in the middle of the show, Chris doesn't show, then he does but kind of not really, backhanded compliments and commenting on bodies, understanding Velcro, a really unfortunate situation outside Jess's car, intolerable bodily secretions (TRIGGER WARNING), driver's ed, insurance is a racket, dealing with contractors, and being soothed by a southern accent (or not).

    1h 1m
  6. Episode 128: That's Wit She Said

    APR 28

    Episode 128: That's Wit She Said

    Chris just doesn't wanna, the foods you're not allowed to order (according to Wally) at certain restaurants, so many penii on TV, Gayle King's an astronaut, fast food in our various cities.

    1h 5m
  7. Episode 127: Emergen-cheez Room Visit

    APR 21

    Episode 127: Emergen-cheez Room Visit

    Rumors of Jess's death have been greatly exaggerated, white men's rights are being violated by social media again (insert eye roll here), class action settlement wins for everybody, scam group texts, No Hands Nancy strikes again, family drama, gambling in casinos and online, running algorithms and counting cards, giving blood, what we learned (or haven't learned) from the AIDS epidemic, and the disadvantages of being a single person that have nothing to do with romance.

    1h 5m
  8. Episode 126: Welcome to the Wit Show

    APR 14

    Episode 126: Welcome to the Wit Show

    Friend of the show Brad joins us to talk about being a new dad, Chris wins a major award, Wally's basically a technological genius, house smells, aging is not for the weak, severe weather warnings, Wally thinks young people don't want to learn things, the good ice, fast food automatic dispensers, what NOT to do with certain candies, parenting teenage girls, Brad and Jess find out each other's real names after 20 years of friendship, and protecting your ID on the internet.

    1h 16m
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4.5
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About

Think of it like a radio morning show without the early hours and all that annoying music. If cheesy crackers were people.... they'd be Chris, Wally, and Jess. Hey, wit happens.  We're three friends who met doing radio together (well, Wally and Jess did, and Jess and Chris did). We cover everything from bad dates and pooping in public to the news of the day and what it's like to work in radio. We WILL make you laugh, possibly as much AT us as WITH us -- we're that funny (not just funny looking). Bring your sense of humor! It's called comedy, people. (We might also make you think about some more serious stuff, but don't hold that against us) Warning: we cuss. A lot. Adjust your listening accordingly.  If you laugh even once, we'd sure appreciate your rating and review on Apple Podcasts (even if you listen somewhere else -- it just takes a free iTunes account) so more people can laugh at us. Uh. With us. Yeah.  Follow us on the socials!  Instagram /Facebook /Twitter /TikTok : @cheezwits

Information

  • Creator
    Wally, Jess, and Chris
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2025
  • Episodes
    135
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Wally, Jess, and Chris
  • Show Website
    CheezWits

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