77 episodes

Think of it like a radio morning show without the early hours and all that annoying music. If cheesy crackers were people.... they'd be Chris, Wally, and Jess. Hey, wit happens. 

We're three friends who met doing radio together (well, Wally and Jess did, and Jess and Chris did). We cover everything from bad dates and pooping in public to the news of the day and what it's like to work in radio. We WILL make you laugh, possibly as much AT us as WITH us -- we're that funny (not just funny looking). Bring your sense of humor! It's called comedy, people. (We might also make you think about some more serious stuff, but don't hold that against us)

Warning: we cuss. A lot. Adjust your listening accordingly. 

If you laugh even once, we'd sure appreciate your rating and review on Apple Podcasts (even if you listen somewhere else -- it just takes a free iTunes account) so more people can laugh at us. Uh. With us. Yeah. 

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CheezWits Wally, Jess, and Chris

    • Comedy
    • 4.5 • 16 Ratings

Think of it like a radio morning show without the early hours and all that annoying music. If cheesy crackers were people.... they'd be Chris, Wally, and Jess. Hey, wit happens. 

We're three friends who met doing radio together (well, Wally and Jess did, and Jess and Chris did). We cover everything from bad dates and pooping in public to the news of the day and what it's like to work in radio. We WILL make you laugh, possibly as much AT us as WITH us -- we're that funny (not just funny looking). Bring your sense of humor! It's called comedy, people. (We might also make you think about some more serious stuff, but don't hold that against us)

Warning: we cuss. A lot. Adjust your listening accordingly. 

If you laugh even once, we'd sure appreciate your rating and review on Apple Podcasts (even if you listen somewhere else -- it just takes a free iTunes account) so more people can laugh at us. Uh. With us. Yeah. 

Follow us on the socials! 

Instagram /Facebook /Twitter /TikTok : @cheezwits

    Episode 75: Queso Blanco (a.k.a. White Cheez)

    Episode 75: Queso Blanco (a.k.a. White Cheez)

    Chris shows his face (briefly) (but YOU still won't be able to see it) to tell us how he got into a fender bender, sovereign citizens, Jess deals with parents stuff, radio listeners and free stuff, Thrifty car rental is misnamed, Jess hates everything, Wally is unimpressed with one radio station's promotion, live on location radio broadcasts were the WORST, Chris doesn't need fiber, unfortunate names, eating the placenta, Morgan Wallen and the chair incident, delivery services and safety, undocumented workers, minimum wage for tipped employees, and on hold and grocery store music has changed.

    • 1 hr 11 min
    Episode 74: Rubbed The Wrong Whey

    Episode 74: Rubbed The Wrong Whey

    Jess NEEDS to say something about Wally's movie clips and subsequent computer skills, Chris has another medical update, Jess celebrates an anniversary, old age and forgetfulness, dog names, music we know and like, that broad from Maine defending the Nazis, our forgetfulness in action, Chris revisits Genesis, religious broadcasters, interactions with police, Jess meets a neighbor who was afraid to ring her doorbell, and Chris gives away too much information.

    If you love us, or even if you just think listening to us isn't a terrible way to spend an hour and a little, please leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts!

    • 1 hr 16 min
    Episode 73: Cheezed Off

    Episode 73: Cheezed Off

    Wally has technical difficulties, Jess gets a message about the show that may or may not be an April Fool's joke, Chris is an "implementer," crappy reasons to get fired in radio, boobs were different in the '70s, Wally out-one leg's a one-legged woman, the new Bibles, Chris's Trump sounds like Regis, problems with companies, Jess has travel horror stories, hoarders, how a phone update crippled Wally, tomboy actresses, hackers, and the many reasons why radio is interesting. We'd love you forever if you left us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts!

    • 1 hr 22 min
    Episode 72: Wit Parade

    Episode 72: Wit Parade

    We're a day late, but for a very good reason (which you can hear about in next week's episode). Updates on Jess's and Chris's health, aging, internet scams and verification questions, people who don't get the joke, the Indigo Girls and Wally is a lesbian trapped in a man's body, Canadian police safety recommendations, old TV shows, Garth Brooks's new bar, charitable donations, and in a shocking turn of events, we lost Chris.

    • 1 hr 21 min
    Episode 71: Grated E For Everyone

    Episode 71: Grated E For Everyone

    Technical difficulties mean we lost the first 20 minutes we recorded, but lucky for you, we captured the rest: Jess has bronchitis, Chris is getting a colonoscopy, Wally and his wife celebrate an anniversary and he's still trying to turn her off, the pharmacies and insurance companies, you know Jess is sick when she doesn't have it in her to complain, automation hell, actual GOOD customer service, AI replacing humanity, generations before us became parents so young, POS cars with expensive upgrades, getting overserved at bars, and going out in popular cities and staying safe.

    • 1 hr 2 min
    Episode 70: Wit Out Of Luck

    Episode 70: Wit Out Of Luck

    Wally and Jess find out how emotionally secure they are, multitasking killed Wally's job chances, Chris gives a health update, Don Knotts, Detroit, taxes, rich people, how big companies treat their employees, Jess shocked everyone by calling Wally, the Facebook and Instagram outage conspiracy, pot shops, Jesus smoked pot and ate hummus, Chris just found out about the talking snake in the garden of Eden, things heard at Country Radio seminar, recycling, Tennessee's going backwards, and the thing we all remember from the Brady Bunch.

    Hey, help us out and leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts (even if you listen somewhere else). It's free, and you don't even have to use your real name, which is good because we wouldn't want to let people know we listen to this crap, either.

    • 1 hr 18 min

Customer Reviews

4.5 out of 5
16 Ratings

16 Ratings

CheezyGoat ,

Make an old sailor proud

After binging every episode up to 22, I can honestly say these guys are awesome. It's not really all that informative and that's part of it's charm. They don't hold back, they don't jam politics or religion down your throat. They banter like normal people and curse like sailors..back when sailors could curse. I could settle right into a group of people like this on a regular basis, but I'll settle for their pheonemal podcast beaming through the speaker on my phone. Keep them coming! BTW.. this Gale lady sounds sexy...

Francis J Fox ,

867-5309 ~~

~ Pull my finger ~ 👍🏿

LauraB513 ,

Great Podcast!

I never enjoyed listening to podcasts, until NOW! I LOVE this one. It’s hysterical and I feel like I'm apart of the conversation. I mean, who doesn’t laugh at poop talk 🤣 I also think the podcast should be renamed “Tator Studs” 😜

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