Chemohawk Sessions

Falsetto Prophet
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  • Mental Health
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Dear Podience, Welcome to Chemohawk Sessions, an anthology series podcast. I'm a carbon-based lifeform who got, fought, conquered cancer; fled my droll career to air this passion project. I was restless as an office drone; my cancerous plight confirmed the cost of chasing an unfulfilling career. My first session: White-Collar, Black Belt, offers black belt mastery of white-collar survival through shared experiences, pointers and amusing confessions. I'm Falsetto Prophet, you're Podience; together, let's unwind the daily grind. - Falsetto *Intro/outro song Island Dream courtesy of Chris Haugen

  1. 4d ago

    Hot Tar Slick Flick Pick: Life Sentence Fragment--Faux Innocent, Rita, Raquel Hide Idle Time Spent; Soapstone, Obtuse Tone, Caged Canaries Sing Alone (The Shawshank Redemption, 1994); (With Shawshank)

    Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, Brother Shawshank and I discuss the intricacies that lie within and the redemptive revelations that come in crawling through foulness and being baptized in toxic water. Brooks was here and, if you are at peace with yourself, you have little to fear. The Shawshank Redemption is the greatest Stephen King adaptation that has ever been made, in film form. I think we will make our case for this assertion and we got busy podcasting instead of...dying. -Your worthwhile cinephile: Falsetto Prophet and Brother Shawshank who is an authority on this cinematic testimony as he studied it in film class. P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

    Hot Tar Slick Flick Pick: Life Sentence Fragment--Faux Innocent, Rita, Raquel Hide Idle Time Spent; Soapstone, Obtuse Tone, Caged Canaries Sing Alone (The Shawshank Redemption, 1994); (With Shawshank)

  2. Aug 26

    Slick Sense of Deja Vu Flick Pick: Woken Minds Enslaved, Blind--No Spoon, An Icky, Pink Cocoon; from Smith's Reach, Finally Immune; Raging Against the Mainframe; (The Matrix 1999); (With Poetletariat)

    Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, THERE IS AN ANOMALY IN THE GREEN SHEENED CITY! When you open your blind eyes, what do you see? A leather clad savior both dark haired, blue-eyed, and moderately pretty? Did they swallow the pill to save just themselves, or the whole of the Aussie unnamed city? Today, the Poetletariat and I discuss and dissect the merits of this end of the millennium flick, where Keanu's hair is so f*****g perfect he don't even need a product to bog it down in slick. -Your worthwhile cinephile: Falsetto Prophet and she who loves an artsy film almost as much as a well-weathered record: Poetletariat. P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

    Slick Sense of Deja Vu Flick Pick: Woken Minds Enslaved, Blind--No Spoon, An Icky, Pink Cocoon; from Smith's Reach, Finally Immune; Raging Against the Mainframe; (The Matrix 1999); (With Poetletariat)

  3. Aug 17

    Bloody Chin Slick Flick Pick: Prey at Pitch Black--Garlic, A Sharp Stick and Blood Flavored Lipstick; Selling Their Soul Music (Juke and Time out of Joint); (Immortal Twin Invited In); (Sinners, 2025)

    Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, Today, the one and only unfanged Vampiress and I discuss one of her wicked and wild favorite movies from the last handful of years. Make sure to order a side of garlicky Vampire killer wings, and avoid all of the dilapidated deep south churches and all pacts with demonic visitor type things. -Your worthwhile cinephile: Falsetto Prophet and Vampiress Maria! P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

    Bloody Chin Slick Flick Pick: Prey at Pitch Black--Garlic, A Sharp Stick and Blood Flavored Lipstick; Selling Their Soul Music (Juke and Time out of Joint); (Immortal Twin Invited In); (Sinners, 2025)

  4. Aug 3

    Drunk on Moby Dick Slick Flick Pick: Aussie vs. Limey--Tough Love Through 4oz Gloves; Scissors Kick, Bro Micks, Nick the Prick (Jocks, Trash Talk, Frank's Faux Mohawk); (Warrior, 2011); (With Utah)

    Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, Special agent Utah and I talk about a film that does contain moments of 100% per adrenaline, but also deepens a relationship between two men who are actually brothers, unlike Johnny Utah and Bodhi who are more like masculine lovers. Is it the acting, the powerful gravelly voice of Nick the fatherly prick, or is it Ms. Morrison who looks like she knows her way around a pogo stick that makes this a memorable ass slick flick pick? -Your worthwhile cinephile: Falsetto Prophet and special agent Utah who is not a fighter, but looks like he could rip the head off of one! P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

    Drunk on Moby Dick Slick Flick Pick: Aussie vs. Limey--Tough Love Through 4oz Gloves; Scissors Kick, Bro Micks, Nick the Prick (Jocks, Trash Talk, Frank's Faux Mohawk); (Warrior, 2011); (With Utah)

  5. Jul 23

    Slick Panicked Manic Flick Pick: Whereas Once Blind, Now He's in an Invisible Ink Bind--Does Your Game Tame, Shame or Inflame? (Cut On Fakeaway Glass); (The Game, 1997); (With Gracious Guest Phoenix)

    Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, We are all twisted, maybe as twisted, warped and crooked as this f****d plot, but the object of this game is to find out if its side effect is meant to shame, tame or inflame. Today, Phoenix Fire and I put our collective heads together to crack the code of Nick and why he is such a dick, a cold-hearted son of a bitch with his full head of hair combed back slick. -Your worthwhile cinephile: Falsetto Prophet and she who loves f****d up movies, sometimes, Phoenix! P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

    Slick Panicked Manic Flick Pick: Whereas Once Blind, Now He's in an Invisible Ink Bind--Does Your Game Tame, Shame or Inflame? (Cut On Fakeaway Glass); (The Game, 1997); (With Gracious Guest Phoenix)

  6. Jul 13

    Pick 140: Slick Flick Pick: Soulless Survivor--Save the Cheerleader, Save Sid; Lemon Squares/Closeted Scares (From Jericho to Woodsboro); (Mail Slot Neck Shot); (Kirby's Soliloquy); (Scream 4, 2011)

    Hello Cinematic Fanatics, Today, the Vampiress and I break down this fourth deep cut into this complicated and blood-soaked sleepy little community, and from aspersions and comments pertaining to Sidney's mom lack of chastity, no one has immunity! The Vampiress slices up the script and keeps things fresher than the potpourri needed to mask the viscera stench found at these crime scenes! - Your worthwhile cinephile: Falsetto Prophet and the gal who I am pleased to call my pal: Vampiress Maria. P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

    Pick 140: Slick Flick Pick: Soulless Survivor--Save the Cheerleader, Save Sid; Lemon Squares/Closeted Scares (From Jericho to Woodsboro); (Mail Slot Neck Shot); (Kirby's Soliloquy); (Scream 4, 2011)

  7. Jun 30

    "Look Stick, Stupid" Slick Flick Pick: Chaos Theorem--Costly Sins of Spared Expenses; Ashy Butts (Prey of Bird and the Magic Word); (When You Gotta Go Green Jello); (Jurassic Park, 1993); (With REAP)

    Hello Cinematic Fanatics! When you gotta outlast, you gotta podcast! Today is a special Slick Flick Pick edition with none other than REAP, that is Rare Eagle April Paige! We talk about the folly of f*****g with science, the longevity of Goldblum's career, and the dangers of children in domesticity and creatures in captivity. P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla. -Your Worthwhile Cinephile To learn more about Artist Antics with April, the person behind the voice of today's coveted guest appearance, please see below:https://www.youtube.com/@AprilPaigeFineArt April Paige Fine Art is a space where creativity, community, and conversation come together. On this channel you’ll find fine art painting videos, studio processes, artist interviews, and more. April shares the creation of her original paintings, from concept to canvas, along with insights into the artistic process, inspiration, and the realities of building a life in the arts.The channel also features 'Artist Antics with April', a series highlighting conversations with artists, creatives, and cultural voices about their work, experiences, and the creative journey.Whether you’re an artist, collector, or someone who simply loves art, this channel offers an inside look at the making of art and the people who create it. April Paige Owner & Fine Artist April Paige Fine Art http://www.AprilPaigeFineArt.com

    "Look Stick, Stupid" Slick Flick Pick: Chaos Theorem--Costly Sins of Spared Expenses; Ashy Butts (Prey of Bird and the Magic Word); (When You Gotta Go Green Jello); (Jurassic Park, 1993); (With REAP)

  8. Jun 22

    Moving Further Down South, Expanding Your Company Through Word of Mouth and Befriending Strangers with a Low-Key Sailor's Mouth--How to Disarm and Mind your Family Business (With H Marks the Ceiling)

    Greetings Faux Poets and Loyal Listeners, Today, H Marks the Ceiling and I wax poetic about shifting perspectives connected to medical awareness and struggles, the value of a good, loyal, mammalian companion, and how to select and stick with the A-1 correct flooring installer! -Your worthwhile cinephile: Mr. Prophet and the selfless and smartass H Marks the Ceiling. P.S. (ProcrastinatedStatement) *Intro/outro song, All I Am, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

    Moving Further Down South, Expanding Your Company Through Word of Mouth and Befriending Strangers with a Low-Key Sailor's Mouth--How to Disarm and Mind your Family Business (With H Marks the Ceiling)
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Dear Podience, Welcome to Chemohawk Sessions, an anthology series podcast. I'm a carbon-based lifeform who got, fought, conquered cancer; fled my droll career to air this passion project. I was restless as an office drone; my cancerous plight confirmed the cost of chasing an unfulfilling career. My first session: White-Collar, Black Belt, offers black belt mastery of white-collar survival through shared experiences, pointers and amusing confessions. I'm Falsetto Prophet, you're Podience; together, let's unwind the daily grind. - Falsetto *Intro/outro song Island Dream courtesy of Chris Haugen

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  • Creator
    Falsetto Prophet
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    312
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Falsetto Prophet
  • Show Website
    Chemohawk Sessions