Chemohawk Sessions

Falsetto Prophet
  • 5.0 (14)
  • Mental Health
  • Updated Weekly

Dear Podience, Welcome to Chemohawk Sessions, an anthology series podcast. I'm a carbon-based lifeform who got, fought, conquered cancer; fled my droll career to air this passion project. I was restless as an office drone; my cancerous plight confirmed the cost of chasing an unfulfilling career. My first session: White-Collar, Black Belt, offers black belt mastery of white-collar survival through shared experiences, pointers and amusing confessions. I'm Falsetto Prophet, you're Podience; together, let's unwind the daily grind. - Falsetto *Intro/outro song Island Dream courtesy of Chris Haugen

  1. Ghosted by Daddy and His Slick Sidekick Flick Pick: Mann Unkind--Imperfect Docking and Dilated Tick Tocking; Where There's a Will, There's a HathaWAY; ( TX Drawled Daddy Ghost); (Interstellar, 2014)

    Jun 10

    Ghosted by Daddy and His Slick Sidekick Flick Pick: Mann Unkind--Imperfect Docking and Dilated Tick Tocking; Where There's a Will, There's a HathaWAY; ( TX Drawled Daddy Ghost); (Interstellar, 2014)

    Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, Today, Modest Adonis and I talk about the vastness of outer space, the thickness of Anne Hathaway's lips, one way trips and slick-eyed TX drawled tear slips. We talk about this visually stunning odyssey and about 6,000 other topics! -Your worthwhile cinephile: Falsetto Prophet and the real savior of mankind: Modest Adonis. P.S. (ProcrastinatedStatement) *Intro/outro song,Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla. Fact Check Follow Ups: *Courtney Gains is an American character actor best knownfor his portrayal of Malachai in the 1984 horror movie Children of the Corn. *Charlyn Marie "Chan" Marshall better known by her stage name Cat Power, is an American singer-songwriter. Cat Power was originally the name of her first band, but has become her stage name as a solo artist. *Kelly Yates is a prominent American comic book penciller, inker, and graphic designer best known for his extensive work on Doctor Who comics for both Titan Comics and IDW Publishing. *Yes, asteroids are significantly bigger than meteors. In fact, the term "meteor" only refers to the streak of light—or "shooting star"—created when a smaller space rock burns upin Earth's atmosphere. *Samuel Jackson: Best Supporting Actor – MotionPicture        PulpFiction        Nominated 1997        ATime to Kill        Nominated *Wes Bentley NOT Wes Studi *Yes, the movie The Impossible (2012) is based on thetrue story of María Belón and her family, who survived the devastating 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami while on vacation in Thailand.

    3 hr
  2. RETRO REDUX #7 Slick Flick Nasty Habit Pick: Cigarette Smoke, Mirrors--Lung squeezing a Source; Mr. Wigand Would Like To Light Up Now (Staring at Tenth Floor and White-Collar War); (The Insider, 1999)

    Jun 2

    RETRO REDUX #7 Slick Flick Nasty Habit Pick: Cigarette Smoke, Mirrors--Lung squeezing a Source; Mr. Wigand Would Like To Light Up Now (Staring at Tenth Floor and White-Collar War); (The Insider, 1999)

    Greetings Cinematic Fanatics and welcome to: RETRO REDUX #7 Slick Flick Nasty Habit Pick: Cigarette Smoke and Mirrors--Squeezing a Source Until Lungs Blacken and You Grow Hoarse; Mr. Wigand Would Like To Light Up Now (Staring at the Tenth Floor and White-Collar War); (The Insider, 1999) Some flicks are so mesmerizing and memorable they are worthy of a second glance and an additional chance, this is a fourth offering of this parallel series to Slick Flick Pick. -Your Worthwhile Cinephile P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song,Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

    35 min
  3. Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 4: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 13-16)

    May 21

    Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 4: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 13-16)

    Welcome, Slick-Eyed Surprises to: Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 4: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 13-16) The four shows discussed today, speaking to the specific melancholy, inspirational or moving moments and beyond, are, in chronological order: The Fresh Prince of Bel Ai, 1990; Deadwood, 2004; Justified, 2010, Series Finale; True Detective Season 3, 2019. By the end of this final volume, your peepers will drop a volume of saline water! **Intro/Outro Music: the song Cue by Silent Partner. -Falsetto Prophet

    41 min
  4. Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 3: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 9-12)

    May 11

    Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 3: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 9-12)

    Welcome, Slick-Eyed Surprises to: Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 3: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 9-12). The four shows discussed today, speaking to the specific melancholy, inspirational or moving moments and beyond, are, in chronological order: The X-Files, 1993, two episodes, The Shield, 2002, two episodes, The Wire, 2002, one scene, Prison Break, 2005, one scene with some relevant backstory attached. By the end of the third volume, your peepers will drop a volume of saline water! **Intro/Outro Music: the song Cue by Silent Partner. -Falsetto Prophet

    39 min
  5. Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 2: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 5-8)

    Apr 30

    Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 2: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 5-8)

    Welcome, Slick-Eyed Surprises to: Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 2: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 5-8). The four shows discussed today, speaking to the specific melancholy, inspirational or moving moments and beyond, are, in chronological order: True Detective Season 1 2014; The Killing, Series Finale 2014; Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles 2008; Band of Brothers, 2001. By the end of the second volume, your peepers will drop a volume of saline water! **Intro/Outro Music: the song Cue by Silent Partner. -Falsetto Prophet

    52 min
  6. Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 1: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 1-4)

    Apr 19

    Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 1: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 1-4)

    Welcome, Slick-Eyed Surprises to: Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 1: From Slick-Eyed Shows to Tear Duct Flows--Celebrating Slick Eyed Surprises that Make Us Cry; Now We Can, With Depleted Tear Ducts, Die (Shows 1-4). The four shows discussed today, speaking to the specific melancholy, inspirational or moving moments and beyond, are, in chronological order: Jericho 2006, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles 2008, The Leftovers 2014, Mr. Robot 2015. By the end of the second volume, your peepers will drop a volume of saline water! **Intro/Outro Music: the song Cue by Silent Partner. -Falsetto Prophet

    50 min
  7. Lecture 30: Faux Poet: Bringing Poets/Painters Together; Eagles/Hawks of Unlike Feather; Giving Jazz Man a Past--How to Write with Bite/Paint without Restraint(Gracious Guest Lecture with Rare Eagle)

    Apr 3

    Lecture 30: Faux Poet: Bringing Poets/Painters Together; Eagles/Hawks of Unlike Feather; Giving Jazz Man a Past--How to Write with Bite/Paint without Restraint(Gracious Guest Lecture with Rare Eagle)

    Greetings Faux Poets, Today, Rare Eagle and I break down just about every conceivable concept, societal strain and we still have time to paint the podcast with hilarity, frivolity and profundity. Remember: "It is only in the vast, black darkyou just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to the bleak, the dim, the stark." Faux Poe and Rare Eagle OUT! **All I Am by Dyalla is the song playing for introand outro purposes. F.C.F.U. (Fact-Check Follow Up) The painting I referenced is "Tiger on the Watch" (also known as Tigre à l'affût or Tigre dans le désert) by the French artist Jean-Léon Gérôme. Painted around 1888, the artwork depicts a large tiger perched on a sandy ridge, looking down at a formation of soldiers marching across a vast, arid valley or desert plainbelow. The painting is notable for contrasting the wild, untamed ferocity of the tiger with the rigid, calculated discipline of the marching soldiers, creating a sense of tension regarding whether the two forces will collide. The painting is held in the collection of the Museum of Fine Arts, Houston.

    2h 14m
  8. 'Tis the Season for Bloodletting Without Sanity, Mercy Or Reason--A Holiday Adjacent Horror Special with the One, the Only, Vampiress; We Talk Classics and Bloody Fanged Fantastics

    Mar 25

    'Tis the Season for Bloodletting Without Sanity, Mercy Or Reason--A Holiday Adjacent Horror Special with the One, the Only, Vampiress; We Talk Classics and Bloody Fanged Fantastics

    Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, Today, Vampiress and I talk about the merits of holiday adjacent horror extravaganzas, which hold up, which have faded into the horrifying pale of twilight? -Your worthwhile cinephile: Falsetto Prophet and The Horror Movie Queen: Vampiress! P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

    2h 14m
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Dear Podience, Welcome to Chemohawk Sessions, an anthology series podcast. I'm a carbon-based lifeform who got, fought, conquered cancer; fled my droll career to air this passion project. I was restless as an office drone; my cancerous plight confirmed the cost of chasing an unfulfilling career. My first session: White-Collar, Black Belt, offers black belt mastery of white-collar survival through shared experiences, pointers and amusing confessions. I'm Falsetto Prophet, you're Podience; together, let's unwind the daily grind. - Falsetto *Intro/outro song Island Dream courtesy of Chris Haugen

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  • Creator
    Falsetto Prophet
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    304
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Falsetto Prophet
  • Show Website
    Chemohawk Sessions