Chronic Conundrum

Mark Saint | Chron Con
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Everyone’s chronic conundrum is that the world is drowning under a massive tidal wave of shit, and you’re being lied to by every ding-a-ling with a pair of khakis and a paycheck. With the proliferation of AI, this hellscape of “expert-led” control is only going to get worse. It’s my duty as a human to sound the alarm, even if no one is listening. Many women call me a hero.  I rarely disagree.  To elude the digitized tentacles of this parasitic Borg, one must possess the courage to walk a different path, an architecture of sovereignty built through discipline, not just bitching. My wife and I recently sold everything to live “on the road” with our son. It’s a modern day pilgrimage with righteous intent.  Give me 20 minutes every Friday, and I’ll update you on our journey from my mobile Bathroom Booth of Truth, as we seek sanity in an increasingly insane world.

  1. 07/18/2025

    Demons & Stinky Squirrels: Why perception shapes your reality

    Today, we’re dissecting how people pay 180 grand to lock kids up in cinderblock prisons and why pretty little girls are basically demons. We’re also remembering what a Mexican 'stinky squirrel' taught me about reality and why I now have the ankles of a mountain goat. Plus, I’ll reveal how society grooms you to be a sniveling, little dickhead. Whether you're here to embark on your own pilgrimage or you hate little girls, let’s discover some truth. For more Chron Con, including tips on how to seek salvation in an insane world: https://chroncon.com/

    37 min

  2. 07/11/2025

    OCD & Sasquatch Piss: How to break free of mental traps

    Today, we’re delving into a conga line of childhood filth and wondering why some of us had to tap the couch until we cried. We’re lamenting the rise of phone-addicted chubby kids and why my entire wardrobe used to smell like Sasquatch piss. Plus, I’ll share how my OCD creates a cocoon of hell and why the effervescence of puppies is the only thing that can save me.  Whether you're here to break free of your own mental hell or you just enjoy Sasquatch stories, let’s get real. For more Chron Con, including tips on how to seek salvation in an insane world: https://chroncon.com/

    36 min

  3. 07/04/2025

    Dreams & Stubborn Staph Infections: Take charge of your life

    Today, we’re wondering if we can record a podcast in the symphonic cacophony of Mexico and why some cities are like a blonde with big tits. We’re dissecting the cost of keeping your butt cheeks closed at the TSA and why San Miguel de Allende is a Neo-Gothic fantasy in pink. Plus, I’ll share how a stubborn staph infection in my mouth led to the realization that I’m just a tourist in my own life. Whether you're here to decrypt the metaphors in your dreams or you just want to know how much arsenic is in the water, let’s drill down. For more Chron Con, including tips on how to seek salvation in an insane world: https://chroncon.com/

    35 min

  4. 06/27/2025

    Mexico & Boss Bitches: You Gotta Stand in Your Power

    Today, we’re wondering why my buddy Peter is creaming his underwear over season 2 and how we finally fled the suburban slog for the highlands of Mexico. We’re dissecting the majesty of Thailand’s shit-eating pigs and how my wife (the Boss Bitch) keeps me cool. Plus, I’ll share a dream about an underground port-a-potty and why you have to dive into your own filth to truly be free. Whether you're here to confront your own trauma or you just want to see how deep this shithole goes, let’s get dirty. For more Chron Con, including tips on how to seek salvation in an insane world: https://chroncon.com/

    35 min

  5. 06/20/2025

    Society & Soy-T**s: We're Hitting the Road!

    Welcome to season 2 of Chron Con! Today, we’re wondering if dive-bombing birds are my magical mystery guides and why I’m trading the 'chubalubs' of Arkansas for a life modeled after Jesus. We’re dissecting the rise of soy-titted gamer boys and how the idea of a pilot with PMS is also a sign of a sick society. Plus, I’ll reveal how we plan to pack up and hit the road. Whether you're here to study the architecture of our escape or you just want to hear what the birds said, let's start soaring. For more Chron Con, including tips on how to seek salvation in an insane world: https://chroncon.com/

    34 min

  6. 03/28/2025

    Death & A Massive Tidal Wave of Shit: It's time to flee

    This is the Season 1 finale of Chron Con! Today, we’re wondering if my own brother might be a retarded dolphin and why your therapist is incentivized to never cure you. We’re dissecting the urge to fake our own deaths and pondering if there’s a gay Latino dancer inside of me. Plus, I’ll explain why a massive tidal wave of shit is coming and how we plan to live a life on the road. Whether you’re here to prepare for the apocalypse or you just want to say goodbye, this is the end, beautiful friend. For more Chron Con, including tips on how to seek salvation in an insane world: https://chroncon.com/

    51 min

  7. 03/21/2025

    Stupidity & HOKA Sneakers: Why the world should end

    Today, we’re wondering if farmers get lots of ass and how American cheese is the equivalent of Brie. We’re dissecting why HOKA sneakers are the ultimate expression of retard culture and how my own magnetism somehow overcomes my stupidity. Plus, I’ll share a college BJ story for the ages and why my wife and I are preparing to fill our sails with the winds of fate. Whether you're here to plan your own escape or you just want to hear about a humdinger from my past, let’s get groovin'. For more Chron Con, including tips on how to seek salvation in an insane world: https://chroncon.com/

    36 min

  8. 03/14/2025

    Therapy & Naked Men's Groups: We have to do better

    Today, we’re wondering if I could be the 'Bodfather' and why I’d never go down on a hooker. We’re dissecting how the world has become a "retarded Disneyland" and why getting into a fistfight with your father might be the best form of therapy. Plus, I’ll share what happened when I got naked with a bunch of men in Washington state. Whether you're here to gauge your anger or you just want to fight your own father, let’s get primitive. For more Chron Con, including tips on how to seek salvation in an insane world: https://chroncon.com/

    35 min
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Everyone’s chronic conundrum is that the world is drowning under a massive tidal wave of shit, and you’re being lied to by every ding-a-ling with a pair of khakis and a paycheck. With the proliferation of AI, this hellscape of “expert-led” control is only going to get worse. It’s my duty as a human to sound the alarm, even if no one is listening. Many women call me a hero.  I rarely disagree.  To elude the digitized tentacles of this parasitic Borg, one must possess the courage to walk a different path, an architecture of sovereignty built through discipline, not just bitching. My wife and I recently sold everything to live “on the road” with our son. It’s a modern day pilgrimage with righteous intent.  Give me 20 minutes every Friday, and I’ll update you on our journey from my mobile Bathroom Booth of Truth, as we seek sanity in an increasingly insane world.

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  • Creator
    Mark Saint | Chron Con
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2025
  • Episodes
    20
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © 2026 Chronic Conundrum
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