Chronically Unqualified

Patrick

A guy gives advice on things he knows nothing about.

  1. Mar 9

    Microwave Blues

    If you leave 5 seconds on the microwave, your bank redlines your property. Song of the week: Wild Coyote by The Nude Party

    16 min

  2. Mar 2

    The Weight Of A Rock Fight

    Always failing leads to dynamite up the ass. Song of the week: You Think I Ain't Worth A Dollar, But I Feel Like A Millionare by Queens of the Stone Age Movie of the week: The Other Guys

    15 min

  3. Feb 22

    Hold The Door

    Air fresheners. Couples. Piles of leaves. Song of the week: I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston

    16 min

  4. Feb 9

    Piss Monkey

    Patrick makes mixtapes and pisses. Song of the week: Twistin' the Night Away

    15 min

  5. Feb 1

    Air Freshener Angel

    Patrick doesn’t idolize people and then time travels to visit the people he idolizes. Song of the week: One of These Days by Pink Floyd Movie of the week: No Time to Die

    16 min

  6. Jan 26

    7 Bongs, 1 Storage Unit

    Patrick dabbles in storage auctions and teaches to forgive without forgetting. Song of the week: Because I'm Me by The Avalanches Movie of the week: Gidget

    15 min

  7. Jan 19

    Control Nothing, Accept Everything

    Patrick is sick and has no control over it. Song of the week: I’m with You by Avril Lavigne Movie of the week: The Book Of Eli

    16 min

  8. Jan 12

    VHS Are Back Baby!

    Patrick found a new way to waste his money! Song of the week: Your Sins Will Find You Out by Eli "Paperboy" Reed Movie of the week: Face/Off

    16 min
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About

A guy gives advice on things he knows nothing about.

Information

  • Creator
    Patrick
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    16
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Patrick
  • Show Website
    Chronically Unqualified