City Dads

City Dads
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City Dads is a St. Louis City SC podcast that mixes comedy, soccer expertise, and unfiltered takes on the team and the city. Hosted by comedian Ryan Ballard, soccer expert Cory Smith, and Brent—the resident stepdad—it’s the perfect morning-after recap, served with hot takes and cold beers. Visit CityDadsPodcast.com for more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. Otter Spiderman

    11/05/2025

    Otter Spiderman

    This week on City Dads, hosts dig into hilarious parenting stories, soccer obsessions, and the strange reality of balancing life, family, and fandom. If you love comedy, sports banter, and a touch of parenting honesty, this episode delivers all three in one unpredictable ride. Subscribe for weekly episodes, full of sports-dad comedy, parenting rants, and hilarious sideline moments. 👉 Subscribe Now 🎧 Available on YouTube, Spotify & Apple Podcasts atch up on the previous episodes here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM5Zk35Ue4h-Lzuja1xuFPBOsIGli3tgL&si=gyEKp8GhnpeD8r9q 🎙️ About City Dads City Dads is the podcast where comedy, parenting, and sports collide. Hosted by real parents who love the game as much as they love their kids (most days), every week brings unfiltered laughs, relatable stories, and the occasional deep dive into why your kid’s soccer coach is secretly losing his mind. #CityDadsPodcast #SoccerPodcast #ParentingHumor #DadLife #SportsFans #ComedyPodcast #SoccerParents #Fatherhood #YouthSports #SportsComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    35 min
  2. Tickling: Armpit Fingering

    10/29/2025

    Tickling: Armpit Fingering

    This week on City Dads, hosts dig into hilarious parenting chaos, soccer obsessions, and the strange reality of balancing life, family, and fandom. From wild stories at youth matches to hot-takes on professional play and the madness of raising kids who think they’re the next Messi — this episode brings authentic laughs and real-life dad moments that every parent and soccer fan will relate to. If you love comedy, sports banter, and a touch of parenting honesty, this episode delivers all three in one unpredictable ride. Subscribe for weekly episodes, full of sports-dad comedy, parenting rants, and hilarious sideline moments. 👉 Subscribe Now 🎧 Available on YouTube, Spotify & Apple Podcasts Catch up on the previous episodes here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM5Zk35Ue4h-Lzuja1xuFPBOsIGli3tgL&si=gyEKp8GhnpeD8r9q Chapters 00:00 – The Kazoo Incident 03:10 – Sour Toes & Sleepover Smells 06:25 – Mattress Mayhem & Tickle Fights 09:55 – The Bathroom Tickle Prank 14:45 – Strip Club Honesty & Human Nature 19:50 – Limp Bizkit & Stone Cold Nostalgia 25:15 – Porta-Potty & Camping Disasters 31:40 – Sibling Warfare & Petty Revenge 37:20 – Parenting, Humor & Pure Humanity 🎙️ About City Dads City Dads is the podcast where comedy, parenting, and sports collide. Hosted by real parents who love the game as much as they love their kids (most days), every week brings unfiltered laughs, relatable stories, and the occasional deep dive into why your kid’s soccer coach is secretly losing his mind. #CityDadsPodcast #SoccerPodcast #ParentingHumor #DadLife #SportsFans #ComedyPodcast #SoccerParents #Fatherhood #YouthSports #SportsComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    40 min
  3. Flinstone Flavors

    10/21/2025

    Flinstone Flavors

    Roman Bürki’s return, a kazoo, and the worst Uber ever — this week’s episode of City Dads has everything. The guys dive into the big news out of St. Louis City SC as Roman Bürki signs his new DP deal, debate if that’s smart roster-building or an expensive goodbye, and roast what a “homer contract” really means in MLS. Then it all unravels into classic City Dads chaos — creepy Uber stories, kazoo solos, Goodwill trombones, and a heartfelt argument about the best frozen pizza brand known to man. Whether you’re a soccer die-hard, a dad looking for a laugh, or just a sports-loving comedy fan, this one hits every corner of the goal (and the grocery store aisle). 👉 Subscribe for weekly laughs, St. Louis City SC takes, and unfiltered dad-level wisdom. 👍 Like the video if you’ve ever shame-flossed before a dentist visit. 💬 Comment your favorite frozen pizza below — we’re keeping score. ⏱️ Chapters 00:00 – Intro / Roman Bürki is back 02:15 – DP money and St. Louis City’s future 05:40 – Sporting director speculation & Berky extension 08:10 – Season tickets and City Park vibes 11:00 – City 2 talk and MLS Next Pro chaos 14:25 – The creepy Uber driver story 17:45 – Five-star ratings and cold case energy 20:20 – Kazoo performances & Golden Kazoo awards 23:05 – Trombone time and courtroom comedy 26:00 – Karaoke DJ disaster & John Goodman karaoke legend 29:10 – Flintstone vitamins and daytime TV nostalgia 32:00 – Game shows, Supermarket Sweep & frozen pizza debate 🎧 About City Dads Podcast City Dads blends MLS banter, dad-life chaos, and stand-up-level comedy — hosted by two St. Louis guys who love their team almost as much as they love arguing about frozen pizzas. New episodes every week. 👉 Follow us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & YouTube @citydadspod. #CityDads #StLouisCitySC #MLS #SoccerPodcast #SportsComedy #ParentingPodcast #STLSports #RomanBurki #ComedyPodcast #DadHumor #SoccerFans #CityPark #StLouis #FrozenPizzaDebate #SportsTalk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    35 min

  4. 10/14/2025

    Chocolate Milk for Dogs?!

    Ever tried to feed a dog chocolate milk? In this hilarious and unfiltered episode of City Dads, the crew dives into some truly wild stories — from dog-sitting disasters and questionable vet advice to ghost-hunting moms, awkward childhood auditions, and why Speed might actually be the perfect rom-com. Join hosts Cory, Ryan and producer Bri as they tackle everything from parenting fails to paranormal moms, 90s movie nostalgia, and the weird ways our childhood shaped us. Whether you’re a parent, a sports fan, or just love good, chaotic comedy — this one’s a must-listen. City Dads is where parenting, sports, and comedy collide. Hosted by real dads with questionable life advice, every episode brings a mix of laughs, storytelling, and the kind of chaotic wisdom only parents truly understand. Instagram: @citydadspod TikTok: @citydadspod Twitter/X: @citydadspod Email: citydadspod@gmail.com 👉 Subscribe for new episodes every week and join the City Dads community where sports, parenting, and nonsense collide. Catch up on the previous episodes here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM5Zk35Ue4h-Lzuja1xuFPBOsIGli3tgL&si=gyEKp8GhnpeD8r9q Chapters 00:00 – The Chocolate Milk Dog Debacle 03:40 – The Old Dog, the Lawsuit & the Ashes 07:15 – “Sly Stallone” and Other Movie Misfires 10:35 – Sandra Bullock’s White Savior Energy 13:25 – Movie Nights, Virginity & Shawshank 16:50 – Childhood Acting, Tornado Movies & Brain Surge 21:10 – Bree’s Ghost-Hunting Mom & Her Radio Fame 27:05 – Tarot Cards, Ghosts & Kevin Bacon’s Hollow Man #CityDads #ComedyPodcast #ParentingHumor #DadLife #SportsComedy #PodcastEpisode #FunnyStories #90sMovies #ParentFails Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    31 min
  5. Rubber Sheets

    10/07/2025

    Rubber Sheets

    The dads are back — and it’s chaos. From mushroom trips to soccer rants and parenting fails, City Dads brings St. Louis comedy, dad life, and City SC talk that’s way too honest. ⚽😂 Expect hilarious storytelling, brutally honest soccer takes, and just enough parental wisdom to keep your kid out of the goal box. Whether you’re a St. Louis CITY SC supporter, a sports dad, or someone who loves comedy, this episode’s got it all. 👉 Subscribe for new episodes every week and join the City Dads community where sports, parenting, and nonsense collide. Catch up on the previous episodes here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM5Zk35Ue4h-Lzuja1xuFPBOsIGli3tgL&si=gyEKp8GhnpeD8r9q City Dads is a St. Louis–based soccer podcast mixing sports talk, comedy, and parenting stories. Hosted by local dads who love City SC almost as much as they love complaining about coaching decisions. 🕒 Chapters 00:00 – Cold open: The mushroom text thread nobody asked for 02:45 – The art of peer pressure (and bad decisions) 05:20 – Bedwetting tech and the “rubber sheets” debate 09:05 – Morales & Durkin midfield therapy session 13:15 – Can St. Louis ever attract top MLS talent? 17:10 – Building a championship team the St. Louis way 21:00 – Parenting while watching Pop Warner football dads 25:05 – Youth soccer chaos and sideline anxiety 29:15 – The CTE debate and why football dads terrify us 33:00 – Wrapping it all up: comedy, chaos, and dad lessons #CityDads #StLouis #StLouisCitySC #DadLife #SoccerPodcast #ComedyPodcast #ParentingPodcast #SportsComedy #StLouisSoccer #MLS #CitySC Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    36 min
  6. Soccer Talk City SC Vs. Austin FC

    10/06/2025 · BONUS

    Soccer Talk City SC Vs. Austin FC

    In this episode of City Dads, we dive deep into the current state of St. Louis City SC, exploring what’s working, what’s not, and how the club can build toward long-term success. From Durkin and Morales in midfield to the future of Hackworth as potential sporting director, we break down how coaching decisions, roster depth, and financial strategy could shape the next chapter of soccer in St. Louis. Our hosts bring their trademark mix of sports insight, dad humor, and unfiltered banter—covering everything from MLS transfer models, youth development, and player valuations, to what it really means to build a winning culture in a Midwest sports town. Plus, we debate whether St. Louis can ever compete with big-market clubs like LAFC, and how local identity, family life, and community shape the way we experience the game. Deep-dive St. Louis City SC analysis Honest dad takes on sports, family, and life Smart talk about MLS growth, player development, and leadership Plenty of laughs, local flavor, and Midwest pride 🔔 Subscribe & Follow If you love soccer, St. Louis sports, and dad talk with humor and heart, make sure to: 👉 Subscribe to City Dads on YouTube 👉 Follow us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & wherever you listen 👉 Drop a comment with your thoughts on City SC’s rebuild Watch our full episodes every Tuesday and catch up on the whole series here https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM5Zk35Ue4h-Lzuja1xuFPBOsIGli3tgL&si=gyEKp8GhnpeD8r9q #CityDads #StLouisCitySC #STLSoccer #SoccerPodcast #MLSpodcast #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #SportsTalk #STLSports #FriendshipGoals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    15 min

  7. 09/30/2025

    Senator's Son Energy

    Ready for laughs, sports talk, and dad life chaos? In this episode, we dive into the hilarious reality of being a dad—from awkward trips to Jo-Ann Fabrics with the kids, to wild “business ideas” (like sports bars next to craft stores), to the everyday comedy of balancing family life with sports fandom. If you’re a dad, a sports fan, or just love sharp comedy with a relatable twist, this episode is for you. 👉 What you’ll hear in this episode: Hilarious dad moments you’ve 100% lived throughOutrageous business ideas that almost make senseThe fabric store struggle dads everywhere can relate toSports, family, and comedy blended into one unforgettable conversation 💬 Drop your funniest “dad moment” in the comments—we might feature it in the next episode! 👍 If you had a laugh, like the video, subscribe for more sports-comedy content, and hit the bell icon so you don’t miss the next one. 🎧 Listen wherever you get your podcasts: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts. 0:00 – Every Dad Sees You 0:07 – The Sports Bar Next to Jo-Ann’s Fabrics Idea 0:20 – Why Fabric Stores (and OnlyFans?) Might Be the Future 0:44 – Crafty Kids, Dollar Tree Trips, and Dad Survival Mode 1:15 – Sports, Family, and Everyday Comedy 👍 Like if you’ve ever been dragged into Jo-Ann Fabrics.🔔 Subscribe for more sports + dad-life comedy every week.💬 Comment your funniest “dad life” story below.🎧 Check out the podcast on your favorite platform (links in description). #DadLife #SportsComedy #Podcast #FunnyDads #ComedyPodcast #SportsFans dad comedy podcast, sports and comedy podcast, funny dad stories, Jo-Ann Fabrics dads, parenting humor, sports fans comedy, dad life podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    32 min

  8. 09/23/2025

    Phish, Phutbol & Phunnel Cakes

    On this episode of the City Dads Podcast, things get hilarious and a little out of hand. We dive into everything from the Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia documentary, to kids running wild on camping trips, to rodeo adventures that left us questioning bull riding and parenting choices alike. Of course, we break down the latest in St. Louis City SC soccer, from scrappy wins and outrageous goals to playoff hopes and coaching drama. If you’re a parent juggling family chaos, a soccer fan living for the highs and lows of the season, or just someone who needs a laugh, this one’s for you. Along the way, we also stumble into parenting confessions, kids’ bathroom antics, rodeo culture shock, and one host’s unexpected transformation into a full-blown Phish fan. It’s comedy, chaos, and soccer talk—all wrapped up in one episode. ⚽️ Parenting meets soccer. Chaos meets comedy. That’s City Dads. 👉 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more weekly laughs and soccer banter. Catch up on the full series here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM5Zk35Ue4h-Lzuja1xuFPBOsIGli3tgL&si=gyEKp8GhnpeD8r9q 00:00 – Wild Whites of West Virginia & grape jelly futures 06:06 – Champagne football game & Airbnb chaos 07:07 – Kid peeing outside story (parenting comedy gold) 07:47 – St. Louis City SC points & Kansas City banter 10:04 – San Jose match breakdown & playoff push 15:01 – Lineup talk, rotations & player minutes 17:00 – Bourbon & Beyond Festival & Phish story 20:27 – Buying Trey Anastasio tickets (Phish deep dive) 23:02 – Phish fandom, Fish Heads & crowd vibes 27:06 – Parenting moments & daughter stories 29:55 – Traveling rodeo adventure & bull riding shock 33:02 – Daughter scared at the rodeo 36:06 – Parenting reflections & kids’ personalities #CityDadsPodcast #SoccerComedy #ParentingFails #MLS #StLouisCitySC #DadLife #ParentingHumor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    46 min
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City Dads is a St. Louis City SC podcast that mixes comedy, soccer expertise, and unfiltered takes on the team and the city. Hosted by comedian Ryan Ballard, soccer expert Cory Smith, and Brent—the resident stepdad—it’s the perfect morning-after recap, served with hot takes and cold beers. Visit CityDadsPodcast.com for more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Creator
    City Dads
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    44
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © City Dads
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