Clairannoyance

Megan Lund, Ryan Marquardt

A podcast of spiritual interference Hosted by Megan Lund & Ryan Marquardt Instagram & TikTok: @clairannoyance Website: www.clairannoyance.com

  1. 05/26/2025

    Serendipity Sessions: Fighting Fires with Lucky & Tippy

    This episode was recorded back in January during the Los Angeles wildfires. And yes, we know it’s been sitting in our spiritual junk drawer ever since. But consider this a karmic purge because this is the last episode from the archives and we are back on schedule after this! The backlog is fully cleared, the cosmic colonic worked, and our podcast feed has regular movements once again.  In this episode, we embrace the chaos of the new year, talk about fire (actual and astrological), and examine why conspiracy theories have gotten dumber than ever. We also get real about personal evolution, sharing a practical framework for identity shifts (where you'll meet our alter egos, Lucky and Tippy) and we discuss what it actually takes to make lasting change when your life feels like it’s on fire — figuratively or literally. Inside this episode: The astrology behind the LA fires and why your identity might feel like it’s… unzipping itselfA complete evisceration of tunnel-based Hollywood fire conspiraciesWhy manifestation without a plan is just wishful griftingOur new favorite New Year’s ritual involving AI and aesthetic phone wallpapersHow to build better habits without hating yourselfThe moment we debut our spiritual alter egos and probably start a whole new religionAlso: practical accountability, dumb TikToks, bad movies, good mindset shifts, and the gentle reminder that even though time is fake, the choices you make with the time you have are very real.From here on out, it’s all fresh content. Thanks for sticking with us. Lucky and Tippy are ready. Are you? ******************************* About The Serendipity Sessions: We began The Serendipity Sessions as a series in the Clairannoyance podcast so we could have real-time unscripted conversations. Unlike our subject-specific deep dives and guest interview episodes, The Serendipity Sessions is a raw reflection of the genuine bond we share. We have no rules and no episode notes in advance, just a free-flowing exchange of thoughts and emotions. It's an exploration of the outer banks of consciousness where untamed treasures are hidden away. We believe one sudden insight can hold immense value, far beyond most meticulously planned discussions. Each session is a unique encounter with chance as we defy routine and enjoy a spontaneous dance with spirituality. We aim to keep these episodes as evergreen as possible, so you can find your way here whenever you need to. And hopefully, you'll encounter pieces of yourself every time you join us. ******************************* Please rate us 5 stars and leave us a review! It helps so much! ******************************* Podcast & Host Resources: Clairannoyance InstagramClairannoyance TikTokClairannoyance WebsiteMegan's InstagramMegan's TikTokMegan's WebsiteRyan's InstagramRyan's TikTokRyan's Website

    44 min
  2. 05/21/2025

    Your 2025 Astrology Report (Chronically Late, Cosmically Accurate)

    We recorded this episode in December 2024. We’re releasing it in May 2025. Yes, we know. Time is fake. Calendars are a colonial construct. But astrology still slaps, even when it's late. We apologize for any outdated references in this episode, but we still wanted post it because this is the part of the year where things REALLY start to change. It's a great opportunity to reflect on the year thus far and stay prepared for what's coming next. This episode is an overview of the energetic architecture of 2025. We discuss the biggest planetary shifts, collective themes, and the existential whiplash that these historic astrology formations are unleashing.  In this episode, we cover: Why 2025 is a preview of the next five yearsWhy Pluto in Aquarius is the era of aliens, AI, and collective uprising (and why drones might be the new oracles)How Saturn and Neptune moving into Aries will completely reshape our understanding of identity, imagination, and self-leadershipWhy Uranus in Gemini will make nerds hot again (sexy librarians, you're on deck!)What it means when every outer planet changes signs in such a short period of timeThe astrology behind class revolts and why corporate overlords should watch their backsAnd how you, dear listener, can pivot, strategize, and maybe even monetize your way through this cosmic paradigm shiftYou’ll also hear us: Predict the weaponization of butt plugs for interdimensional travelPraise the rise of spiritual individualism and customizable capitalismDeclare the death of “cool” and the rebirth of authentic weirdnessAnd remind you (gently? lol no) that you’re going to need to stay adaptable, resilient, and a little unhinged to ride this wave.This episode is chaotic, unscripted, and completely vital. Even if it’s five months late. The astrology doesn’t care when you listen. Just that you do. *************************** P.S. PLEASE RATE OUR PODCAST AND SHARE IT WITH YOUR FRIENDS!!! *************************** Podcast & Host Links: Clairannoyance InstagramClairannoyance TikTokClairannoyance WebsiteMegan's InstagramMegan's TikTokMegan's WebsiteRyan's InstagramRyan's TikTokRyan's Website

    56 min
  3. 05/20/2025

    Lose the Plot: The Power of Forgetting

    This one’s for the spiritual rebels and the cosmic dropouts who are tired of being told they have to remember who they were in Atlantis in order to evolve. The New Age industrial complex sings the same tone-deaf songs on repeat: “Remember who you are!” and “Remember where you came from!” and “Remember your soul’s purpose!” Why are all these made-for-TikTok gurus so obsessed with “remembering” everything? And how many grudges do you think they carry if they’re always hyper-fixated on digging up the past? It’s exhausting to constantly “process” and “unpack" your life. You’re allowed to become something new without recovering every last version of who you’ve been. What if forgetting is how we survive the things that would otherwise shatter us? This episode is about how freaking punk-rock it is to say, “F**k my origin story!” (Not really, but kinda.) We’re not saying your past experiences are unimportant. And we’re not saying you need to forget everything you’ve been through. We’re not even saying that forgetting is easy to do. But sometimes… it is easy? Actually, many times… forgetfulness just… happens. Forgetting is a function of your consciousness, not a flaw. It’s a psychic technology (and a healthy neurological process!) that helps you drop your outdated scripts, abandon your self-imposed limitations, and start fresh. You can’t live a full-ass life if you’re always trying to recover some perfect past version of yourself. In an era where everyone’s clinging to their storyline, maybe the most sacred thing you can do is lose the plot on purpose. Maybe the goal isn’t to remember who you are, but to become who you weren’t. If you’re white-knuckle-gripping anything that’s outgrown you, this episode is your permission slip to misremember it on purpose, or forget about it all together. And if you can’t remember what any of this means tomorrow — good. *************************** Podcast & Host Links: Clairannoyance InstagramClairannoyance TikTokClairannoyance WebsiteMegan's InstagramMegan's TikTokMegan's WebsiteRyan's InstagramRyan's TikTokRyan's Website

    43 min
  4. 01/10/2025

    Another 4 Years: Processing Trump 2.0

    We recorded this episode shortly after the election, so we're posting it a bit behind schedule! Sorry for the delay on this one! But it's still very pertinent information with Inauguration Day around the corner!  YES. It’s a political episode. On a spiritual podcast. You have to be plugged into reality to live an ethical spiritual life. Engage. Some of the themes we discussed include: Our personal opinions and reactions on the election resultsElon Musk being absolutely insane and continuing to run Twitter into the groundElection deniers and voting regretsWho’s really playing identity politics here?Kamala Harris’ bipartisan strategy was a valiant effort but failed miserablyDemocrats need to embrace progressive policiesBlack women and LGBTQ community carried the weight for democratsRight wing unity vs. Left wing fracturingGet your abortion pills while you still can (AidAccess.org)Protect your online privacy and digital dataMutualize your mutuals!Stop hating on the astrologers who didn’t accurately predict the presidential winner, you weirdosHave hope. If all you have is fear, that’s still better than choosing to disengage all together. Fear is a great motivator. *************************** BIZMOS 2025 ASTROLOGY CALENDAR! We're still at the very start of 2025, so get the 2025 Bizmos Astrology Calendar if you haven't yet! So much astrology jam packed into a year-long calendar, all written by Ryan. You can easily add this calendar to your phone or computer calendar so you’re always up-to-date on what’s happening in the cosmos! Check it out! *************************** Podcast & Host Links: Clairannoyance InstagramClairannoyance TikTokClairannoyance WebsiteMegan's InstagramMegan's TikTokMegan's WebsiteRyan's InstagramRyan's TikTokRyan's Website

    1h 7m
  5. 12/19/2024

    Numerology: The Soul's Algorithm with Allie Barbera

    After a slight hiatus - we're back! In this enlightening episode, we explore the world of numerology with expert Allie Barbera, founder of Temini112. Allie brings over a decade of experience in numerology, along with certifications in Akashic Records Reading and Reiki, and a deep understanding of Tarot. Throughout our conversation, we explore the ancient sacredness of numbers and their profound impact on our lives. Allie guides us through the process of discovering our important numerology numbers, including your Life Path Number and the numerical importance of your birth name, while shedding light on how they can influence your daily life and your spiritual journey.  We explore how numerology overlaps with other spiritual disciplines like astrology and tarot, discuss the significance of Master Numbers, and the (in)significance of new-age "Angel Numbers." Join us as we uncover the secrets of numerology, offering you a comprehensive understanding of this ancient mystical science and how it can serve as a tool for personal growth and self-discovery. About Allie Barbera Allie Barbera is a spiritual advisor specializing in numerology, Akashic Records, and Tarot readings. With over 10 years of experience, she has helped countless individuals navigate life’s challenges by providing practical and direct insights. Allie is dedicated to democratizing spiritual knowledge, ensuring her clients receive readings full of substance, clarity, and insight. Connect with Allie: Book with Allie on the Temini112 WebsiteConnect with Allie on FacebookConnect with Allie on LinkedInConnect with Allie on InstagramConnect with Allie on TikTok*************************** Podcast & Host Links: Clairannoyance InstagramClairannoyance TikTokClairannoyance WebsiteMegan's InstagramMegan's TikTokMegan's WebsiteRyan's InstagramRyan's TikTokRyan's Website

    1h 22m
  6. 10/30/2024

    November 2024 Astrology Forecast: A State of Becoming

    November 2024 meets us as we’re knee deep in Scorpio season. Scorpio asks us to acknowledge what we’d often rather ignore — the shadows, the secrets, the truths hidden beneath layers of ego and comfort. This month is a crucible, where transformation isn’t a flash of sudden insight, but a process — one that requires us to sit, to unravel, to burn, and to refine before we emerge as a renewed version of ourselves. There’s a sense of “To Be Continued…” lingering in the air. We’re in the midst of a cliffhanger. Scorpio, the sign of transformation and emotional depth, reminds us that “becoming” is not a destination but an ongoing state. It’s uncomfortable and confrontational. We’re not who we once were, and we’re not sure of who we’re changing into either. Scorpio’s role in the zodiac is essential. It’s a sign that refuses to let us stay on the surface of Libra’s superficial harmony, and it also won’t allow us to catapult into Sagittarius’s carefree way of living either. Not unless we’ve gotten raw and real with ourselves first. In Scorpio’s domain, we are reminded that there’s no skipping over the hard parts. We have to go through them. We have to sit in the discomfort, not as punishment, but as preparation. The sense of “becoming” is not a linear path. It’s a spiral that winds through the shadows. But in time, the shadows give way to something new — something truer, something stronger, and something only you can become. Topics & Transits Include: The unvarnished energy, alchemy, and developmental process of Scorpio Scorpio's role as the gateway sign between Libra and SagittariusThe functions of Mars and Pluto as Scorpio's co-ruling planetsNew Moon in Scorpio (Nov. 1) Full Moon in Taurus (Nov. 15)Mercury entering Sagittarius (Nov. 2)Mars entering Leo (Nov. 3)Venus entering Capricorn (Nov. 11)Pluto entering Aquarius (Nov. 19)Sun entering Sagittarius (Nov. 21)Saturn Retrograde in Pisces Ends (Nov. 15)Mercury Retrograde in Sagittarius Begins (Nov. 25)Mars/Pluto Opposition (Nov. 3) - and its larger storyline over numerous yearsThe astrology of Election Day in the U.S. (Nov. 5) Plus more shenanigans... *************************** Book & Movie Recommendations for November:  Books: The Perks of Being a Wallflower / The Catcher in the Rye / A Tree Grows in Brooklyn / The Alchemist / Little Women Movies: Stand By Me / The Breakfast Club / Lady Bird / Call Me By Your Name / Spirited Away *************************** DON'T FORGET TO VOTE IF YOU LIVE IN AMERICA! VOTE FOR KAMALA HARRIS IF YOU CARE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE!  *************************** Podcast & Host Links: Clairannoyance InstagramClairannoyance TikTokClairannoyance WebsiteMegan's InstagramMegan's TikTokMegan's WebsiteRyan's InstagramRyan's TikTokRyan's Website

    1h 31m
  7. 10/29/2024

    A Kitchen Sink Catch-Up with Victoria Thérèse

    Surprise! Victoria Thérèse is back! Just a couple hours before hitting record, Ryan decided to surprise Megan by having Victoria unexpectedly drop-in to join us in today's episode. As you may remember, Victoria graced us once before (Ep. 42: Slightly Controversial & Morally Gray) and we're so excited to have her back again. Fresh off a trip to Hong Kong, Victoria catches us up on her life and brightens up the episode with her inimitable perspective and worldly insights.  Here's a sneak peek at some of the ground we covered:  The global influence of U.S. politics“Us vs. Them” mentalitiesThe value of deeply listening to opposing viewsHow astrology reflects our current eventsConspiracy theories and alt-right movementsExamining the double standards faced by Kamala Harris compared to Donald TrumpTime = the ultimate privilege of the wealthy and powerfulWhy intelligence isn’t always necessary to hold powerHow to stay grounded in a world of constant changeThe difference between archetypes and stereotypesRecognizing the importance of rest and sleepPlanting the seed for a future in-person Clairannoyance workshop, retreat, or conference!Resources Mentioned in this Episode: TikTok Video: Bashar's American Election PredictionVideo: Kamala Harris Interview with Bret Baier on FOXTikTok Creator: Crutches & SpiceTikTok Creator: Danny Devito's Stunt DoubleBook: A Peace to End All Peace by David FromkinBook: A New Model of the Universe by P. D. OuspenskyBook: The Illustrated Man by Ray BradburyAbout Victoria Thérèse Victoria is a spiritual advisor specialized in psychic mediumship with an emphasis on Eastern philosophy, tarot reflections, and spiritual practice. She helps clients unlock their own intuition and awaken the possibility to live their fulled life. In addition to having lived, worked, and studied in 6 different countries, Victoria has a M.A. in Political Science with a concentration in Policy Analysis and a B.A. in International Studies, Philosophy, and Religion. Her experience provides her with the necessary tools to help you explore, identify, problem solve, and hold space for the most aligned version of who you are and who you want to become.  Connect with Victoria Website: https://www.greygray.caTiktok: @victoria.thereseInstagram: @victoria.therese_****************** Podcast & Host Links: Clairannoyance InstagramClairannoyance TikTokClairannoyance WebsiteMegan's InstagramMegan's TikTokMegan's WebsiteRyan's InstagramRyan's TikTokRyan's Website

    1h 33m
4.9
out of 5
39 Ratings

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A podcast of spiritual interference Hosted by Megan Lund & Ryan Marquardt Instagram & TikTok: @clairannoyance Website: www.clairannoyance.com