Clarify it Bitch

Daryan and Michelle
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Join two opposite friends-one married and one single in their 40s—as they tackle life, love, and parenting with humor and real talk.

  1. E18: We Grew Up Believing WHAT?! CLARIFIED

    04/21/2025

    E18: We Grew Up Believing WHAT?! CLARIFIED

    From the fear of quicksand to the mystery of the five-second rule, the hosts are unpacking the wild (and hilarious) myths we believed as kids. Did gum really take 7 years to digest? Could cracking your knuckles actually give you arthritis? And don’t even get us started on Santa and the Tooth Fairy. Michelle and Daryan dive into childhood superstitions, parenting beliefs, and even sprinkle in some truth bombs about raising adult kids. Tune in for laughs, a little nostalgia, and a lot of myth-busting.

    25 min
  2. E17: Who Doesn't Love a Blindfold CLARIFIED

    04/14/2025

    E17: Who Doesn't Love a Blindfold CLARIFIED

    Daryan reflects on turning 45 and what it really means to grow older. From letting go of expectations to embracing where she is now, this episode is all about the beauty, the struggles, and the surprising freedom that comes with aging—and stepping boldly into a new chapter.

    20 min
  3. E16: Wait Attempted Murder?! CLARIFIED

    04/07/2025

    E16: Wait Attempted Murder?! CLARIFIED

    A mom’s gut tells her something’s off—and she discovers her daughter is secretly dating a much older man with attempted murder charges. Daryan shares a scary dating story of her own, reminding us all: trust your gut. It never leads you wrong. We also break down the sneaky ways your gut might be screaming at you to listen—tight chest, weird vibes, sudden unease—so you can recognize the signs before it’s too late.

    27 min
  4. E15: Obsessed... and Over It CLARIFIED

    03/31/2025

    E15: Obsessed... and Over It CLARIFIED

    In today’s episode, Daryan and Michelle chat about five things they love and five things they hate. This fun, seasonal episode explores everything from the silly to the slightly deep—because what we love (and hate) is always evolving.

    34 min
  5. E14: Find My Boundaries: The Truth About Location Sharing CLARIFIED

    03/24/2025

    E14: Find My Boundaries: The Truth About Location Sharing CLARIFIED

    Let’s get into it—location sharing. Why are we all dropping pins and tracking each other like it’s a full-time job? In this episode, we unpack the real reasons we share our locations with kids, partners, and friends. From safety to straight-up snooping, we talk trust, control, and those little moments that make us go, “Wait… why am I still sharing my location with my ex?" We’re keeping it candid (as always), reflecting on how tech has changed the way we connect—and protect. Whether you’re all in on Find My or still pretending you don’t know how Life360 works, this one’s for you. Honest, curious, and just a little spicy—because that’s how we do it around here.

    24 min
  6. E13: Stop Snacking on BS

    03/10/2025

    E13: Stop Snacking on BS

    Ever dealt with someone who keeps you on the hook with just enough attention to keep you interested, but never truly follows through? Or maybe you’ve found yourself questioning your own reality because someone twisted the truth so much that you started doubting yourself? That’s breadcrumbing and gaslighting, and today, we’re breaking it all down. In this episode, we’re exposing these manipulative tactics, sharing real-life stories, and giving you the tools to recognize and shut them down—whether it’s in dating, friendships, or even at work. Because you deserve consistency, honesty, and real connections—not mind games.

    26 min
  7. E12: Lies, Lies, Lies CLARIFIED

    03/03/2025

    E12: Lies, Lies, Lies CLARIFIED

    Daryan and Michelle are calling BS on the lies we all tell ourselves—like “I’ll start Monday,” “I don’t have time,” and the classic “I’m fine” (girl, no you’re not). From procrastination to thinking we have to do it all alone, they unpack the mental gymnastics keeping us stuck. Plus, why is chopping vegetables harder than life itself? Grab a drink (or a snack, we’re not judging), and let’s get real about breaking these toxic thought cycles—because your fresh start isn’t next week, it’s today.

    31 min
  8. E11: Lean on me Bitch CLARIFIED

    02/24/2025

    E11: Lean on me Bitch CLARIFIED

    In this episode of Clarify It, Bitch, hosts Daryan and Michelle dive into the wild world of building your personal “village”—that trusty crew of friends, family, and colleagues who keep you sane and maybe even laugh at your jokes. They spill the tea on how their own support squads have morphed over time, helping them tackle everything from toddler tantrums and career chaos to those “why did I get out of bed?” mornings. They’ll dish out some no-nonsense advice on assembling and maintaining these crucial connections, highlighting the magic of open chats, mutual back-scratching, and mustering the guts to holler for help when you’re drowning in life’s drama. Through their own escapades, they show how a rock-solid support system can turbocharge your personal growth and make you feel like you actually belong somewhere. Wrapping things up, Daryan and Michelle nudge you to take a good look at your own circle, shoot a thank-you text to your ride-or-dies, and maybe even put in a little extra effort to keep those bonds tight. They remind us that tossing out genuine compliments and random acts of kindness can beef up these relationships. And hey, if this chat hits home, why not spread the love and share the podcast with your pals? Remember, leaning on your village isn’t just okay—it’s the secret sauce to surviving and thriving in this beautiful mess we call life.

    31 min
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Join two opposite friends-one married and one single in their 40s—as they tackle life, love, and parenting with humor and real talk.

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  • Creator
    Daryan and Michelle
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2025
  • Episodes
    18
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Show Website
    Clarify it Bitch