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Clemente Rivera
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My name is Clemente Rivera, I am striving to use this podcast as an outlet for outlooks, stories, laughs, and everything under the cosmos. The world is full of good conversation and I aim to project them here. Honest, heart poured conversations free us from mental slavery. Enjoy.

  1. Weekend Debauchery in Brooklyn, New York. ♡ (ep.18)

    03/31/2024

    Weekend Debauchery in Brooklyn, New York. ♡ (ep.18)

    hi children. I spent this past weekend in Brooklyn NY doing some awesome videography work for some DJ friends of mine and I talk about that. I talk about one a kinky tinder date I had in NY. I talk about how I'm gonna quit my job. I also talk about being a Mexican who is sexy cause not all of us are, (we are built like badger moles), and lastly I cry about how being sad all the time is no longer cute anymore... I cant start the revolution so to join the revolution please follow me on IG, @loveclementejr. . #podcast #weekendtrip #comedy #podcasting #silly #alljokes #monologue #videopodcast

    30 min

  2. 11/01/2023

    Spirit Airlines is Killing My F@*king Spirit (ep. 17)

    hi guys, Dr. baby phat here. In this episode I talk about my missed flights due to my negligence, gay girls twerking on me, I smoked an entire cigar in 20 minutes and spent the next hour in the bathtub throwing up, the 1975 concert in charlotte NC, & my completely side-lined opinion on the tragedies in Gaza. IG - @loveclementejr

    42 min

  3. 10/08/2023

    I'm Obsessed with 9/11 & Scary Movies Are For Psychopaths - ep. 16

    hi my sugar-puffs. when i was 16 i created a gofund-me that epically failed and i received 0 dollars. In the episode I lash out by talking about how much a failed gofund-me makes me laugh, I talk about my borderline insane obsession with 9/11, and I also talk about how any suffering i go through is cause I feel too much. Also please donate to my cat stinky's rib removal gofund-me, link below. chaio. stinky's gofund-me :( - www.instagram.com/loveclementejr

    21 min

  4. 07/12/2023

    San Antonio Shenanigans, My Wife Is In Texas, & I Read Pages From My Journal. 15.

    Hi my little teapots, short and stout. In this episode I recap my recent visit to Texas for my friends first DJ performance, I talk about how much I loved Texas, I talk about my deepest fears, and I read some of my writings from my "journal". Thank you for listening. Truly. IG: lovecleme Twitter@riveracleme

    28 min

  5. 06/16/2023

    14. My Friend likes Dog p*rn & Apparently I Have Sexy Toes…

    hi my sugar babies. In this episode I talk about how I neglect nice things, how I have a friend who watches dog p*rn, and I talk about my African coworkers who make me feel all tingly inside. I talk about my lack of a d*&k print in my pants, and how people need help to be themselves. twitter - https://twitter.com/riveracleme instagram - https://www.instagram.com/loveclementejr/

    26 min

  6. 06/06/2023

    Your Parents Are Terrorists & You're Their Hostage - (CRP#13)

    hi my loves. I dedicate this entire episode to a singular monologue. In this particular one I talk about the overly-cliched idea that good art comes from being broken, I go into depth on just how abusive parents can be, and lastly I discuss how I want to treat my future children so they don't go through the b******t I went through. Your parents are terrorists and you're the hostage. Twitter - https://twitter.com/riveracleme Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/loveclementejr/

    27 min

  7. 05/07/2023

    My Balls Fell Out My Underwear, Weird Warlock B*&$@s, & I'm Basically Lizzie McGuire. - (CRP#12)

    This episode was recorded naked so please bear that in mind. In this episode I talk about my shameless accidental indecent exposure in the gym, I talk about non crazy "weird warlock witch B*&%@s", I talk about the worse things I've said to people, and how I've apologized for them. Follow my IG and twitter below. I love each and every last one of you sweethearts. Twitter -https://twitter.com/riveracleme Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/loveclementejr thank you for listening guys 3

    29 min

  8. 05/03/2023

    If I Had A White Dad, It Would Explain Absolutely Nothing. - (CRP#11)

    What's up my biological children. In this impromptu podcast I talk about about a jacked chad in my gym talking about how many girls he fu*@s, and how I found that silly...I mention a story of my dad convincing me I had a white Dad. Lastly, I explore the idea that the people around you aren't whole, they're half. They've been half your whole life, you just never had the wisdom to realize it. Twitter - https://twitter.com/riveracleme Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/loveclementejr I love you guys, thank you for listening. DM me on IG!

    23 min
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About

My name is Clemente Rivera, I am striving to use this podcast as an outlet for outlooks, stories, laughs, and everything under the cosmos. The world is full of good conversation and I aim to project them here. Honest, heart poured conversations free us from mental slavery. Enjoy.

Information

  • Creator
    Clemente Rivera
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2024
  • Episodes
    19
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Clemente Rivera
  • Show Website
    Cleme