ClosetEd

Samia Mounts
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We’ve all got secrets...and with the cover of anonymity, ClosetEd invites you to listen in as other people divulge their juiciest ones. We live in a prescriptive society. We’re told what to wear, who to love, how to be “normal." But behind closed doors—let’s be honest—we’ve all got freak flags to fly. Join host Samia Mounts as she uncovers the joy, the pain, the relatable, and the sexy-as-hell, in her conversations with anonymous guests about their shocking and salacious adventures. Turns out the closet is a lot bigger than we thought.

  1. ClosetEd Interview Series: Dr. Elliot Justin, Founder of FirmTech

    1D AGO · BONUS

    ClosetEd Interview Series: Dr. Elliot Justin, Founder of FirmTech

    This week, I bring you my very explicit conversation with the most sex-positive doctor you'll ever meet, Dr. Elliot Justin, founder of FirmTech. FirmTech is a sex tech company, and they make a c**k ring, called the TechRing, that give you valuable data on your sexual and cardiovascular health! Whaaaaaat. So cool. Get a 15% discount on all FirmTech products using discount code CLOSETED at check-out! Head over to www.myfirmtech.com to shop now. Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samia.mounts/ Follow ClosetEd on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/closetedwithsamia/ SUPPORT ME FINANCIALLY, my sweet pinecones! I need your helpppp to keep making this show! Subscribe to my Substack and make a pledge for a monthly or annual subscription: http://samiamounts.substack.com/ Venmo me: https://account.venmo.com/u/samia-mounts CashApp me: https://cash.app/$SamiaMounts See ya next week, sexy things! xoxo, Samia Mentioned in this episode: Beyond Satisfied Pro Video Course Get 15% off the Beyond Satified Pro video course from Kenneth Play and take your sex life to a whole new level: www.kennethplay.com/closeted BetterSleep FREE Trial Get 30 days of BetterSleep for free with link www.bettersleep.com/closeted.

    50 min

  2. FEB 25 · BONUS

    ClosetEd BONUS // Listener Advice Question: "Should we try having a threesome?"

    Thank you to all the listeners who sent in questions for my advice series! Here is the very first one I've chosen to feature on this series, mostly because it's a really common question I've heard from folks who are questioning whether some form of nonmonogamy might be right for them. Listener Preston* asked: My wife and I are in an interesting part in our relationship that we both consider monogamous. After being intimate with just each other for 13 years, we have started talking more openly about our desires. We fell into a "normal" rhythm when it came to our sex life. Opening up about other desires, seemed dangerous, and specifically on my end, felt like they coild shatter the relationship. However, after having honest conversations, I found that she had surprisingly been open to just about all ideas. One we talked about was inviting another person in to bed for us to enjoy mutually. What is your take on the healthiness of this and the sustainability of it for a relationship such as ours? How would you go about setting healthy ground rules that makes us all feel comfortable including the potential third person? How do you open conversations with people about this? * Name has been changed. Thank you, Preston for this wonderful question! I did my best to answer it, and I want to open this up to my amazing audience of listeners. If you have a response to Preston that I didn't cover in this bonus episode, please oh please send it to me as a comment on social media, a DM, or in an email to closetedpodcast@gmail.com, and I'll include it in an upcoming bonus episode! Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samia.mounts/ Follow ClosetEd on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/closetedwithsamia/ If you are getting something valuable out of this show, please consider SUPPORTING ME FINANCIALLY, my sweet pinecones! I need your helpppp to keep making this thing! Subscribe to my Substack and pledge a monthly or annual subscription: http://samiamounts.substack.com/ Venmo me: https://account.venmo.com/u/samia-mounts CashApp me: https://cash.app/$SamiaMounts That's all for now! See ya next week, pinecones. xoxo, Samia Mentioned in this episode: Beyond Satisfied Pro Video Course Get 15% off the Beyond Satified Pro video course from Kenneth Play and take your sex life to a whole new level: www.kennethplay.com/closeted BetterSleep FREE Trial Get 30 days of BetterSleep for free with link www.bettersleep.com/closeted.

    27 min
  3. ClosetEd Interview Series: Amy Baldwin & April Lampert of Shameless Sex Part 2

    FEB 18 · BONUS

    ClosetEd Interview Series: Amy Baldwin & April Lampert of Shameless Sex Part 2

    Get into PART 2 of this sassy, sexy, totally unfiltered conversation about sex toys and personal sex stories that I had with the fine and fabulous April & Amy of the Shameless Sex podcast! PINECONES!!! These ladies give LIFE. We had so much fun chatting it up that we ended up recording for double the length of time we meant to and I am not sorry. Enjoyyyyy and find all things April & Amy below. Shameless Sex on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShamelessSexPodcast/featured Shameless Sex on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/shameless-sex/id1242394336 Shameless Sex on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6ZdhZeupiXtBZxCeI7jkEk?si=f029bbc2dd5d4381 Buy Shameless Sex the book: https://purepleasureshop.com/products/shameless-sex-1 Follow Amy & April on socials: https://www.instagram.com/shamelesssexpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@shamelesssexpodcast?_t=8eoekGR2KqZ&_r=1 https://www.facebook.com/shamelesssexpodcast Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samia.mounts/ Follow ClosetEd on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/closetedwithsamia/ SUPPORT ME FINANCIALLY, my sweet pinecones! I need your helpppp to keep making this show! Subscribe to my Substack and make a pledge for a monthly or annual subscription: http://samiamounts.substack.com/ Venmo me: https://account.venmo.com/u/samia-mounts CashApp me: https://cash.app/$SamiaMounts I love you all so much! xoxo, Samia

    43 min
  4. ClosetEd Interview Series: Amy Baldwin & April Lampert of Shameless Sex

    FEB 11 · BONUS

    ClosetEd Interview Series: Amy Baldwin & April Lampert of Shameless Sex

    Get into this sassy, sexy, totally unfiltered conversation about sex toys and personal sex stories that I had with the fine and fabulous April & Amy of the Shameless Sex podcast! PINECONES!!! These ladies give LIFE. We had so much fun chatting it up that we ended up recording for double the length of time we meant to, soooo this baby is a two-parter. I'll be releasing part 2 next week! Enjoyyyyy and find all things April & Amy below. Shameless Sex on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShamelessSexPodcast/featured Shameless Sex on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/shameless-sex/id1242394336 Shameless Sex on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6ZdhZeupiXtBZxCeI7jkEk?si=f029bbc2dd5d4381 Buy Shameless Sex the book: https://purepleasureshop.com/products/shameless-sex-1 Follow Amy & April on socials: https://www.instagram.com/shamelesssexpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@shamelesssexpodcast?_t=8eoekGR2KqZ&_r=1 https://www.facebook.com/shamelesssexpodcast Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samia.mounts/ Follow ClosetEd on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/closetedwithsamia/ Stay tuned for the second half of this feisty, flirty convo next week! xoxo, Samia Mentioned in this episode: BetterSleep FREE Trial Get 30 days of BetterSleep for free with link www.bettersleep.com/closeted. Beyond Satisfied Pro Video Course Get 15% off the Beyond Satified Pro video course from Kenneth Play and take your sex life to a whole new level: www.kennethplay.com/closeted

    46 min
  5. ClosetEd Interview Series: Mattie Jo Cowsert, ex-vangelical author of God, Sex, and Rich People

    FEB 4 · BONUS

    ClosetEd Interview Series: Mattie Jo Cowsert, ex-vangelical author of God, Sex, and Rich People

    I am tha-rilled to bring you my looooong, super-chatty, unfiltered conversation with Mattie Jo Cowsert, an actor and author based in New York City. Mattie Jo wrote a memoir called God, Sex, and Rich People, in which she documents her deconstruction from evangelical Christianity and purity culture to become the most wholesome sex-positive activist you've ever encountered. Her pitch of a TV show version of her book won the Audience Choice Award at the Yale Innovation Summit (!!!) and she's now developing it into a one-woman theater piece as an artist in residence at Collective Connecticut. This woman is a powerhouse! And damn funny to boot! In this episode, we discuss: Mattie Jo's origin story as a born theater kid with a pastor dad in a heavily evangelical community.How her sex education consisted mostly of scare tactics but her parents were a little looser about it than the community around them.How making gay friends at theater camp made her question the existence of Hell.Her move to New York City, and why having Jewish and Muslim friends blew open her worldview and made her leave evangelicalism for good.Her "Rubble Years" and the bad experiences she had when she finally made her sexual debut without any idea of how to handle things.How she eventually developed her own sexual ethic and value system around sex and relationships and wrote an amazing dang book about all this! I just love her. Buy God, Sex, and Rich People and learn more about Mattie Jo here: www.mattiejocowsert.com Subscribe to Mattie Jo's Substack: https://mattiejocowsert.substack.com/ Follow MJ on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mattiejocowsert/ Follow MJ on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mattiejocowsquirt That's it for this week! Love ya, pinecones! xoxo, Samia Mentioned in this episode: Get 30 days of BetterSleep FREE with link www.bettersleep.com/closeted BetterSleep FREE Trial Get 30 days of BetterSleep for free with link www.bettersleep.com/closeted. Get 15% off Kenneth Play's Beyond Satisfied Pro course at www.kennethplay.com/closeted Beyond Satisfied Pro Video Course Get 15% off the Beyond Satified Pro video course from Kenneth Play and take your sex life to a whole new level: www.kennethplay.com/closeted

    1h 24m
  6. ClosetEd Interview Series: Adam Darrow, author of Seek the Risk

    JAN 28 · BONUS

    ClosetEd Interview Series: Adam Darrow, author of Seek the Risk

    Okay, pinecones, I am getting real personal with you in this bonus interview! Adam Darrow is a man of many extreme talents - house-building, extreme sports including free solo rock-climbing, tankless scuba diving, and BASE jumping, and you know, running tech companies, whatevs, no big deal - and he recently published a memoir about his foray into extreme non-monogamy with a woman named Jane, who told him up front that she has LOTS of casual sex and never plans to change that for any relationship. The book is called Seek the Risk, and in it, Darrow provides the most clear-eyed perspective I've ever encountered on the struggles that men face in nonmonogamous relationships with sexually voracious women...women like, oh y'know, ME. We have a fascinating conversation in which I reveal some intimate details from my own life, and Adam dispenses wisdom that is invaluable to anyone who's curious about the pleasures and pitfalls of nonmonogamy. Learn more about Adam and buy the book: www.seektherisk.net If you are a Spotify subscriber, the audiobook of Seek the Risk is free with your subscription! xoxo, Samia Mentioned in this episode: BetterSleep FREE Trial Get 30 days of BetterSleep for free with link www.bettersleep.com/closeted. Get 30 days of BetterSleep FREE with link www.bettersleep.com/closeted Get 15% off Kenneth Play's Beyond Satisfied Pro course at www.kennethplay.com/closeted

    1h 1m

  7. JAN 21 · BONUS

    ClosetEd BONUS // Samia's Origin Story: Dealing With Jealousy

    This week, I bring you another snippet of my origin story, with the sordid tale of the first time I confronted my own feelings of rage-y, crazy jealousy in my very first healthy, functional nonmonogamous relationship. The number one question people curious about nonmonogamy ask me is, "How do you deal with your jealousy?" This story answers that question and also gives you some insight into how to navigate jealousy in your own relationships, whether or not they are monogamous. Enjoy, pinecones! And as always, let me know your thoughts, send me your requests for advice, and send over your own anonymous confessions to closetedpodcast@gmail.com. I LOVE hearing from you. Watch the video version of this bonus episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/FatznKzHClE Follow the show on Instagram @closetedwithsamia, and follow me on Instagram and TikTok @samia.mounts. xoxo, Samia Mentioned in this episode: BetterSleep FREE Trial Get 30 days of BetterSleep for free with link www.bettersleep.com/closeted. Beyond Satisfied Pro Video Course Get 15% off the Beyond Satified Pro video course from Kenneth Play and take your sex life to a whole new level: www.kennethplay.com/closeted

    18 min
  8. ClosetEd Interview Series: Billy Procida of the Manwhore Podcast

    JAN 14 · BONUS

    ClosetEd Interview Series: Billy Procida of the Manwhore Podcast

    This week, I'm bringing you my feisty, flirty, rambly conversation with comedian and podcaster Billy Procida, host of the Manwhore Podcast, in which he has vulnerable, funny, sex-positive conversations with all sorts of fascinating people. I have become a devoted listener. Billy also hosts the Naked Comedy Show, which is exactly what it sounds like and has monthly shows in Brooklyn (next one is February 12, 2026), as well as upcoming shows in LA (Jan 17, 2026) and Philadelphia (Feb 14, 2026). More info and tickets available at manwhorepod.com. In this interview, we discuss Billy's origin story as a kid who got bullied a lot and how he grew up to be a guy with enough confidence to do stand-up comedy naked and show up regularly to sex parties. We discuss body image, consent issues and the gray areas that can arise in sexual encounters when consent isn't properly sought out, nonmonogamy and polyamory, what can go very right (and very, very wrong) at a fully naked comedy show, and lots, lots more. It's a fun convo and I hope you dig it, pinecones.For all things Billy Procida, go to manwhorepod.com.xoxo,Samia See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Mentioned in this episode: BetterSleep FREE Trial Get 30 days of BetterSleep for free with link www.bettersleep.com/closeted. Beyond Satisfied Pro Video Course Get 15% off the Beyond Satified Pro video course from Kenneth Play and take your sex life to a whole new level: www.kennethplay.com/closeted

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We’ve all got secrets...and with the cover of anonymity, ClosetEd invites you to listen in as other people divulge their juiciest ones. We live in a prescriptive society. We’re told what to wear, who to love, how to be “normal." But behind closed doors—let’s be honest—we’ve all got freak flags to fly. Join host Samia Mounts as she uncovers the joy, the pain, the relatable, and the sexy-as-hell, in her conversations with anonymous guests about their shocking and salacious adventures. Turns out the closet is a lot bigger than we thought.

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  • Creator
    Samia Mounts
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    28
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Copyright 2026 Samia Mounts Productions Ltd.
  • Show Website
    ClosetEd

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