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Reading and recapping the classics.

Season 1

  1. EPISODE 1

    Wuthering Heights Part 1: The Wuthering Heights Prison Experiment | Chapters 1-5

    Sophia and Andri dive into "the greatest love story of all time" and ask, where is the love? We recap: two dog attacks, a ghost child scratching at a window, an orphan who might be demonic, a death, and not a single romantic moment. Everyone is morally bankrupt. The moors are barren. There is no fruit. Wuthering Heights Chapters 1-5.

    46 min

  2. EPISODE 2

    Wuthering Heights Part 2: The Wuthering Heights Wellness Retreat | Chapters 6-9

    Hindley returns from somewhere (college? war? Liverpool?) with a wife who immediately starts losing her mind. The children go feral. The Lintons are racist. Cathy gets a makeover and an engagement. Heathcliff runs away during a thunderstorm. We are also now offering spa packages at Wuthering Heights: the Nelly Makeover, the Thrushcross Grange special, and a leeching detox. Dog attack is available as an add-on. Wuthering Heights Chapters 6-9.

    47 min

  3. EPISODE 3

    Wuthering Heights Part 3: Frat House Degeneration | Chapters 10-12

    Heathcliff returns to the moors but he's super hot now. His original plan was to commit a murder-suicide but he changes his mind and moves into Hindley's frat house down the road. The men bring awareness to gambling addiction. Isabella falls for local hottie Heathcliff, and Cathy has a psychotic break. Jealousy is a disease! Wuthering Heights Chapters 10-12.

    43 min

  4. EPISODE 4

    Wuthering Heights Part 4: RIP Cathy | Chapters 13-16

    We review the Emerald Fennell movie (it was fun, everyone relax). Isabella writes a letter to Nelly about her new life with Heathcliff. Shocker: it's not going well. In the advanced era of Victorian medical care, Cathy has a baby and promptly dies. Heathcliff asks to be haunted (careful what you wish for). We also discuss what jobs everyone would have in 2026. Cathy would be Trisha Paytas. Heathcliff would probably be in jail. Wuthering Heights Chapters 13-16.

    42 min
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Reading and recapping the classics.

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  • Creator
    Club Classics
  • Episodes
    4
  • Seasons
    1
  • Rating
    Explicit
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