Cold Brew Got Me Like

Chris Crofton
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Cold Brew Got Me Like

Chris and Greg Crofton have you over for a cup(s) of nitro, and a wide-ranging discussion of whatever is on their minds. Topics typically include injustice, poetry and payphones. New episode every Monday!

  1. 20 HR. AGO

    Episode 170: COLD BREW CONVERSATIONS: Chris Talks with a Special Guest - Comedian Greg Edwards!

    *COLD BREW CONVERSATIONS*: Chris Talks with a Special Guest - Comedian Greg Edwards!  Greg Edwards IG: https://www.instagram.com/gregcomedy?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw== Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com

    1h 13m

  2. 1 DAY AGO

    *Good Morning Got Me Like* 11/1/24

    Brian Protheroe - "Pinball": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87berJKi2ek Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton DRY CLEAN - for Athena I hope no one ever asks me  to dry clean anything  because I don’t know the first thing about it and that reminds me that I don’t know the first thing about a lot of things it also reminds me to pick up my dry cleaning

    7 min

  3. 3 DAYS AGO

    *Good Morning Got Me Like* 10/30/24

    Loudon Wainwright III - "You Can't Fail Me Now": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVnH9r7NF28 Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton TAPE HISS - for Sam Armstrong  my youth tape hiss which is what what is which  a Maxell XLII was my first kiss  like the tree frogs at night  like the beat of my heart like aroaring teenage tide  I rocked and rolled all night yes I did  tape hiss

    8 min

  4. 5 DAYS AGO

    *Good Morning Got Me Like* 10/28/24

    Billy Joel - "I've Loved These Days": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSQkkiD-x8k Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton PROJECT 2050 - for Seth Desrochers In 2050 the babies born now  will be 26 years old the project is to leave them a world to inhabit  the project is not going well we refuse to age gracefully  all because of some poem by Dylan Thomas  stop raging at the dying light  you 90 yr old light-hogger it’s not a light anyway  it’s Fox News

    8 min

  5. 6 DAYS AGO

    Episode 169: HUMPHREY GO-KART

    Mom is reading the intro to Chris's audio book. The musical crimes of Greta Van fleet. ALSO: Greta van Fleet fans are boomers. America refuses to grow up, and that’s its biggest problem. PLUS: The worst things in the world are the result of hyper-individualism, and how the JFK assassination figures into America's decline. AND a Can Do Cold Brew ad!!!! Husker Du - "It's Not Funny Anymore": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpLj-pO0rqo Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com

    1h 24m

  6. OCT 25

    *Good Morning Got Me Like* 10/25/24

    The Monroes: "What Do All the People Know": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUM5SON8shg Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton “Locals still calling things what they used to be called  long after they have been renamed or replaced”     -for Ted Frushour I’m looking forward to the days following the great correction  when the survivors emerge from the caves  blinking in the morning dew and start a small dry cleaning business

    7 min

  7. OCT 23

    *Good Morning Got Me Like* 10/23/24

    Crowded House - "Fall at Your Feet": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ROiU9kOHeE Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton SHAG CARPET - for Simon Workman I can picture little people as small as an ants walking the little trails in the shadow of the stalks of shag (in my mind the carpet is dark green) it’s sometime in the 1970s but the wee folk who live in the shag don’t know that  they just think the giant mailman whose carpet it is has a tornado siren for an alarm clock  and hope he drops a slice of American cheese every once in a while so they don’t starve  (he does) and every time he spills his coffee there’s a huge flood and even though their huts are washed away, incongruously, the little people dance  they chalk it up to resilience  but it’s the caffeine

    7 min

  8. OCT 21

    *Good Morning Got Me Like* 10/21/24

    Flyte - "White Roses": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfPdS4StZq8 Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton BUYING A TINY HOUSE ON AMAZON - for Marci Kelley I am going to pretend that you mean  that you want to buy a tiny house on the Amazon River because there are some topics too dark to discuss - even for poets  soooo the poem is: don’t make it too tiny because a hippopotamus will knock it over

    9 min
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Chris and Greg Crofton have you over for a cup(s) of nitro, and a wide-ranging discussion of whatever is on their minds. Topics typically include injustice, poetry and payphones. New episode every Monday!

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  • Creator
    Chris Crofton
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2024
  • Episodes
    184
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Copyright Chris Crofton
  • Show Website
    Cold Brew Got Me Like

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