Cold Brew Got Me Like

Chris Crofton
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Cold Brew Got Me Like

Chris and Greg Crofton have you over for a cup(s) of nitro, and a wide-ranging discussion of whatever is on their minds. Topics typically include injustice, poetry and payphones. New episode every Monday!

  1. 2 DAYS AGO

    *Good Morning Got Me Like* 12/20/2024

    The Tragically Hip - "Fireworks": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9wW9ENBPlQ Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton “The Importance of Getting a Physical When You’re Like 35”  -for Tim DeClerck yeah, get a physical at age 35 but treat the doctor as an adversary  don’t admit how much you drink don’t admit how much you smoke  say stuff like “How much do YOU smoke, a*****e?” return home self-satisfied,  and in need of a new doctor  get drunk  die young

    11 min

  2. 4 DAYS AGO

    *Good Morning Got Me Like* 12/18/24

    The Tragically Hip - "Ahead By a Century": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fbGFO1EaAE Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton CAFFEINE-FREE (poetry window 2020) a car with no  engine  a boat with no sail  a poet without access to the crazy words

    10 min

  3. 6 DAYS AGO

    *Good Morning Got Me Like* 12/16/24

    Carly Simon - "Coming Around Again": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDP8OoTlrIk Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton GARGOYLE PRACTICE   -for Mariah Jensen look at us  crouched on the ramparts of our own lives  making faces, shouting profanities strutting self-consciously on our filthy little ledges  reducing mysterious miracles to investments, and returns  and our one shot at grace  to gargoyle practice

    7 min

  4. DEC 13

    *Good Morning Got Me Like* 12/13/24

    Barry Manilow: "Mandy": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvGpvQbkccE Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton CONSENSUS REALITY -for Ian Pope still-living stragglers  from past generations insisting that their reality’s not dead the last few living corporatists  grasping at all the things they treasured:  racism, the Cold War, The Eagles  but the good news is  we don’t need a consensus for reality we just need young people to do what they do  and then: KAPOW! a new reality  so let these 20th century stragglers  wave their raggedy flags, talk about Woodstock, etc  let them stamp their feet as the sun sets  on their version of how to conduct a life

    8 min

  5. DEC 11

    Episode 176: Adult Jungle Gyms and Cursed Chicken Fingers

    RFK Jr. is a Kardashian. ALSO: Adult jungle gyms, and late-capitalism's horrible aesthetic. PLUS: Chris hates chicken fingers, a new Can Do Cold Brew ad - and a song of the week from Tom Waits!!! Tom Waits - "Old Shoes (& Picture Postcards)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MegTgHW6sg Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com

    55 min

  6. DEC 11

    *Good Morning Got Me Like* 12/11/24

    Leo Sayer - "More Than I Can Say": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HhYHLq7V2M Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton A FAINTLY FAMILIAR SONG    -for Sam Armstrong I can’t let anything remain faintly familiar I have to track it down no help! don’t tell me! I’m pretty sure this  dogged pursuit of musical memories negatively affects my annual income  but… IT’S "IT'S MORE THAN I CAN SAY" BY LEO SAYER!

    8 min

  7. DEC 9

    *Good Morning Got Me Like* 12/9/24

    Glen Campbell - "Country Boy (You Got Your Feet in LA)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw_virLYhHs Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton EXPOSURE I spent 20 years chasing exposure it was so upsetting that I had  to drink myself silly now I concentrate on the work no money in either but dignity in one

    8 min

  8. DEC 6

    *Good Morning Got Me Like* 12/6/24

    Graham Nash - "I Used to Be a King": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5A1P6zlmRs Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton HAZELNUTS THAT SHINE LIKE JEWELS I can picture them on the table in the servants' quarters in the medieval dusk dazzling

    9 min
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Chris and Greg Crofton have you over for a cup(s) of nitro, and a wide-ranging discussion of whatever is on their minds. Topics typically include injustice, poetry and payphones. New episode every Monday!

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  • Creator
    Chris Crofton
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2024
  • Episodes
    211
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Copyright Chris Crofton
  • Show Website
    Cold Brew Got Me Like

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