Colton & Collin's Curious Conversations

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The incoherent ramblings of two ex-chemistry students, their bad sound crew, and some friends. Topics will range from science, history, and philosophy, to bad puns and poetry. Stick around for the fun. Calling all Casual Consumers and Curious Customers! Carefully Consider Consuming Colton and Collin's Cooking with Chemistry Podcast through your Cochlea. Each Canonical and Chronological Chapter Creates Crazy Colorful Concentric Concepts, Carefully Crafted to Confound and to Cause Curious Consideration for your Cranium.

Episodes

  1. 02/14/2017

    |S1 • E1| Is Cannibalism Ok? (Featuring Althea)

    In this episode of Colton & Collin's Curious Conversations, Colton, Collin, and Althea discuss the morality of cannibalism, the evolutionary advantage of beards, whether Collin could truly be a dad, what is a board game, is Colton a fascist, and we discover our spirit phones! (Disclaimer: Colton and Collin are actually NOT serial killers) Accessibility: Captions hello hi I'm Collin I'm Colton and this is Colton collins cooking with chemistry the only podcast that brings you the most stupid amd unadulterated things a couple high schoolers come up with in AP chemistry it's just like NPR but insignificant and bad absolutely each week we bring on a new guest and today's first episodes guest is our lovely friend Althea Althea say hi or don't your choice hello that was Althea we've created this podcast because we're bored and we want to prove to our chemistry teacher that we can be productive but unfortunately not something that's chemistry related on podcast related which means this podcast is gonna have nothing to do with chemistry or cooking oh yeah it might kayvyun out occasionally yeah like for instance we might talk about like the meth market for instance you know because that's something we all should know about just sayin we came up with the idea because we were bored I think I think the I guess words were we should make a podcast we should make a podcast who is a guest on the show I have a question where did cooking with chemistry come from that's a very good question so basically we're in this ap chemistry class first and second period if you want us to know both in high school buzz now they have too much information they're gonna kill us or we're screwed yeah my social sorry the Bruce 217 996 like five minutes into the show you've already given them your Social Security did it again get used to this coldness bulgar um over even talking about like we're already cool are you serious dude this is kind of a main topic of the show where did cutting into chico oh that's right Colton would you like to explain where we got our name so Colton Collins cooking with chemistry originated when we were doing a lab in chemistry at the very beginning of the year where we were cooking with what are called crucibles we were like cooking sodium sodium nitrate or something like that point is we were cooking this compound in a little play ceramic bowl and like God can you cook this can you cook like beef or whatever on popcorn I think popcorn popcorn yeah we had a little tiny ones yeah we've had one of our little amazing we're discussions talking about whether you could cook something in a crucible and we startled iterating and the alliteration came to Colton Collins cooking with chemistry and then our different Collin took that and expand I kinda I kind of ran with it was this snowball effect so here here would be our and it's actually about colorful cocaine we won't get into that but maybe on another another day we'll talk about that cuz I have really great business idea I do too all right calling all casual consumers and curious customers personally consider carrying Coleman Collins carefully crafted cookie colorful bouquet confections created courtesy of Coleman cons chemistry crucible cooking convention containing cool culinary kids and community clubs credited for composing classes and courses of cornering confusing conundrums concerning colorless crack crimes and for all you people who are actual real viewers you will know that the beginning of that little mantra is the beginning to our own bio as a podcast why are you calling the real real viewers because the fake viewers we will accept you for whatever you are please follow like subscribe and this is like a bo burnham a thing like you it's this is a prince of this is like a principal like investing stuff like you don't always say the customers right you just just say occasionally just got see f**k'em dad's is a bad word that's right oh lucky you don't be getting I don't live in a business investing I got a throwing you gotta throw some cuts birds that's what the teachers like these do yeah that's how you shut up this is how you like explain like quantum mechanics of stuff it's like it's like you have the doohickey right and the doohickey doesn't know where the hell it is but see I like that I can't wait to them as a change as a teenage juice I can yeah I'll of quantum physics just you just learned the basics of the uncertainty principle doohickey doesn't know where the hell is where the hell it's going it's like an emotionally distraught teenager who's drinking too much alcohol in the weekends ruining their lives we're gonna talk about cannibalism today children okay we're not using that and why no I love that it's a great transit it work great we're great at things here that Colton Collins could become trip honest okay I'm good thank you for offering cold and just offered us water okay where k is print out right all right I'm gonna keep that in I had this idea a few days ago and it occurred to me as being very strange that as people humans consider cannibalism to be abnormally worse than anything else now fortunately our dear friend Althea happens to be a vegetarian and probably has different perspective on the most people Althea would you eat a person a better question is eating a person worse than eating an animal why all right so I would not eat a person as I'm going to assume you and Collin probably would not eat people either am I correct in assuming that absolutely not if given the chance if a person donated their bodily organs or well probably not a liver because I don't take Louise masty but if someone like it donated it like I then I know I'm gonna die I'm gonna donate my muscles will you eat me I will gladly eat someone you know actually well actually it depends a lot of taste come on how would you I probably would hear the meat how would you that's a good question what's the best way to prepare human meat a really good question mother is better to eat an animal or a person this is going to get really deep but I think as a society we tend to value that which we think is inherently valuable which we placed on human interaction yeah but is that morally correct because fundamentally like if we all assume that life is precious which we should probably do because we're people and let her life forms that i was talking i was lucky i was talking ok no wait some life is more precious than others i'm not just saying that saying that i believe that i'm saying that there's that mindset ok so the mindset no we're talking about is the mindset of some life being more valuable than others justified yes or no no I think inherently we want to say no because like microbial life exists and like bacteria exists and that's just so foreign Lee inferior to something like a person to something like your brothers and sisters or mothers and fathers valuating some things value based off of something that you have inherently like imposed on the way that you perceive society and what well the fact that you've grown up in a society that values human life and our sentient being pneus and places inferiority on things that aren't the same as we are we'll see that's a slippery slope though because like if someone literally can't think properly or what we would say properly I guess like they inherently have a mental disorder we don't like treat them like foxes or something it's because we think that they still could have had the capability to be what we are okay now Collins been awfully quiet during I haven't kind of what yeah Cohen will you say what do you think is some life better than other life well see or more value what's weird is in our society today we do eat the flesh of other animals but not humans it's not okay to eat humans because well is it illegal that's a question I'm on you is yeah it is a little early really you can you know actually there was this interesting thing in like Ireland there's one guy in here Annette like Louie was like who's Hank you i will donate my body for someone to eat exactly consensual cannibalism is less physical no no no so he was tried as a cannibal the guy who made you the punishment for eating a person if that person was willing as far less than the punishment of just even some random farmer joe aside from real armor toast is really good all right Collin give us your invite we can ignore Colton's awkwardness hey you guys are the awkward ones so basically the society we live in today we do eat the meat of other animals but we don't eat the meat of humans and so our society as is does I guess value some lies more than others apparently yeah but is that ok I guess maybe is that fair is that justified I think it just it really depends on the person you're asking because I guess Althea is a vegetarian you wouldn't eat the meat of any animal correct like and would you say that other people shouldn't you the meetup other whether they're human or just animals well as my personal opinion I wouldn't eat and I don't eat animals and I wouldn't eat a person either I can't necessarily impose that on other people if you could have your way with the world and say I would prefer if people not eat animals would you say that necessarily just the way that we live our lives has been so commonly revolved around eating certain foods like meat and that's something that's very prevalent and I wouldn't necessarily say it's a bad thing to eat me personally for me I wouldn't call you never really said would you eat a human would I eat a person like what if I would you eat me that's the question I would not eat you you a friend but like if i died i'm like Colton as my last will I want you to eat me I want you to e

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The incoherent ramblings of two ex-chemistry students, their bad sound crew, and some friends. Topics will range from science, history, and philosophy, to bad puns and poetry. Stick around for the fun. Calling all Casual Consumers and Curious Customers! Carefully Consider Consuming Colton and Collin's Cooking with Chemistry Podcast through your Cochlea. Each Canonical and Chronological Chapter Creates Crazy Colorful Concentric Concepts, Carefully Crafted to Confound and to Cause Curious Consideration for your Cranium.