Consistent Chaos

Jarvis and Zoey
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Life doesn’t come with a script–and neither does Consistent Chaos. Welcome to unfiltered ride of improv, real talk, and a little bit of insanity. Hosted by smooth-talking Jarvis and sharp-witted Zoey, this podcast brings two very different lives together for one wildly entertaining conversation. From navigating everyday chaos to turning true stories into improv gold, this comedy-loving duo isn’t afraid to say what everyone else is thinking—or at least laugh about it. So if you’re into raw humor, unexpected tangents, and honest voices that break the mold, press play and embrace the chaos.

  1. 5D AGO

    Colorblind Paint Mixer, Serial Killer… or Cybercriminal? | Consistent Chaos Ep35

    They just wanted to mix paint. Instead, they revealed they’re colorblind... and maybe one bad thought away from becoming the subject of a true crime documentary. Then Zoey helps Jarvis polish his resume... so he can get hired to commit digital crimes. Just another wacky workplace episode of Consistent Chaos. From the most supportive anti-corruption police officer to a potential murder by minute twelve, this episode is packed with unhinged logic, criminal loopholes, and the kind of best-friend loyalty that absolutely should not exist.

    34 min

  2. MAR 12

    Who the Hell is Jeremy? Should I Lock My Door? | Consistent Chaos Ep34

    A late-night phone call from a mystery man sends this episode straight into a full-blown suspicion spiral. Jarvis and Zoey take on a Reddit story that lives right in the gray area between overreacting and absolutely justified jealousy. And if you think that's weird, the duo jump into a deeply uncomfortable au pair story that promises to raise some neck hairs. It's awkward, it's hilarious, and it's peak Consistent Chaos.

    31 min

  3. MAR 5

    Air Quotes Everywhere & Chaotic Espionage | Consistent Chaos Ep33

    From real-world headlines to completely fictional DMV drama, this episode explores what happens when quotation marks lose all meaning. Jarvis and Zoey test the limits of satire through political jokes, improv risks, and conversations about staying informed without losing your sanity. Dive into the modern obsession with releasing “the truth”… as long as everything important is blacked out first. Expect awkward honesty, ethically questionable problem-solving, and some chaotic spying. Maybe don’t trust anyone who says they “work here.”

    35 min

  4. FEB 19

    Toxic Girlfriend vs Creeping Cheater: Reddit Say Run! | Consistent Chaos Ep32

    This episode kicks off with a suspicious "friend" giving major red flags before diving headfirst into a relationship with rules that feel more like traps. Jarvis and Zoey are united: you're underreacting! From jealous birthday drama to one-sided "open" agreements, the takes get sharper and the chaos gets louder. The comment section energy is strong with this one.

    29 min

  5. FEB 12

    Team Edward, Losing Weight, & Car Bugs | Consistent Chaos Ep31

    Jarvis learns the hard way that refusing Zoey's matching Twilight shirts is basically a relationship-ending offense. Then the duo jumps into an awkward scene where a neighbor calmly confirms the worst rumor in the apartment complex: the bugs are coming from him! This episode is half comedy, pure cringe, and the ultimate creature of chaos.

    38 min

  6. FEB 5

    AirTags, Creepy Gifts, and Funky Ass Feet | Consistent Chaos Ep30

    This episode has everything: unwanted presents, creepy regulars, and Jarvis refusing to “put shoes on your funky ass feet.” The duo tackles a Starbucks post that’s equal parts scary and relatable. The new format keeps getting better, and the chaos keeps getting creepier.

    15 min

  7. JAN 29

    Ice Cream Sandwiches, 3-Day-Old Underwear, and "Legit" Crime | Consistent Chaos Ep29

    Zoey comes back from Hawaii haunted by the ice cream sandwich that got away. Jarvis, meanwhile, is haunted by something far worse: the smell in the car and what it implies. Then everything pivots into “legit” crime strategy, because of course it does. Add sobriety-era drink chatter, candy nostalgia, and a derailed mall trip, and you’ve got a perfectly unhinged episode.

    40 min
  8. Crying Therapist Meets One Misread Word | Consistent Chaos Ep28

    JAN 22

    Crying Therapist Meets One Misread Word | Consistent Chaos Ep28

    We read a brand-new Reddit title and confidently spiral into oversharing the wrong therapy session. Honestly? It's way funnier than the real story. One catastrophic misunderstanding turns binge eating distress into dysfunctional chaos! From crying sessions to emotional dumping, this improv therapist might be the most unhinged character we've ever created.

    16 min
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Life doesn’t come with a script–and neither does Consistent Chaos. Welcome to unfiltered ride of improv, real talk, and a little bit of insanity. Hosted by smooth-talking Jarvis and sharp-witted Zoey, this podcast brings two very different lives together for one wildly entertaining conversation. From navigating everyday chaos to turning true stories into improv gold, this comedy-loving duo isn’t afraid to say what everyone else is thinking—or at least laugh about it. So if you’re into raw humor, unexpected tangents, and honest voices that break the mold, press play and embrace the chaos.

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  • Creator
    Jarvis and Zoey
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    44
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Jarvis and Zoey
  • Show Website
    Consistent Chaos