Constant Whinnying

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Have you ever noticed how horses in television and movies make way more noise than horses in real life? Like, non-stop, constant whinnying? Join sisters Allie, Sam, and Jackie as they dive deep into the world of TV and movie horsemanship beginning with Canadian series, Heartland. Strap on your spurs for a ride that will cover the good, the bad, and the downright absurd representations of equines and their handlers.

  1. 07/30/2025

    Episode 28: The Lonely Whinnying Constant Miracle Girl

    It's been a minute. In this episode we discuss Season 3 Episode 1 of Heartland: “Miracle.” We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on Amy's horse calming technique. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt! Dear Lonely Island and Seth Meyers, if you see this, please don't come for us, We're also from the East Bay! Allie was Born in Berkeley! We're all Quaids fam! We are now available for listening pretty much Everywhere you listen to podcasts! Also, Follow Us on Patreon, Instagram, TikTok, and our Facebook Page!

  2. 04/30/2025

    A Sundy Horse (yes, I did that on purpose)

    Holy Guacamole Batman! Another Season of Heartland in the books! You know what that means! Another Movie!  In this episode we discuss a Hallmark Horse Girl Movie: "A Sunday Horse" (2016) starring Nikki Reed, Linda Hamilton, Ryan Merriman, William Shatner, and Ving Rhames. This is a story about overcoming adversity, being a poor little rich girl, and ignoring your doctor's warnings about your Traumatic Brain Injury. We discuss the plot of the film, the training techniques, and the cinematic mastery. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it, and Take Everything With a Grain of Salt! We are now available for listening pretty much Everywhere you listen to podcasts! Also, Follow Us on Patreon, Instagram, TikTok, and our Facebook Page!

  3. 04/16/2025

    Episode 27: Hallucinating Hottie and the Hungry Hungry Horses

    In this episode we discuss Season 2 Episode 18 of Heartland: “Step By Step.” We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam discusses whether or not you should feed wild horses and what would happen if you did vs didn't. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt! We are now available for listening pretty much Everywhere you listen to podcasts! Also, Follow Us on Patreon, Instagram, TikTok, and our Facebook Page!

  4. 04/09/2025

    Episode 26: The Magic of Rocks, Golf, & DM's Secret Boyfriend

    In this episode we discuss Season 2 Episode 17 of Heartland: “Full Circle.” We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on the mental side of horse training. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt! We are now available for listening pretty much Everywhere you listen to podcasts! Also, Follow Us on Patreon, Instagram, TikTok, and our Facebook Page!

  5. 03/12/2025

    Episode 25: Stealing Back the Stolen

    n this episode we discuss Season 2 Episode 16 of Heartland: “The Ties That Bind.” We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on how to properly steal a horse. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt! We are now available for listening pretty much Everywhere you listen to podcasts! Also, Follow Us on Patreon, Instagram, TikTok, and our Facebook Page!

  6. 02/06/2025

    Episode 24: New Puppies, Demon Kitties, and the Hudson Charity Derby!

    In this episode we discuss Season 2 Episode 15 of Heartland: “Dark Horse.” We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on how the folks at Heartland ready a horse for a big race. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt! We are now available for listening pretty much Everywhere you listen to podcasts! Also, Follow Us on Patreon, Instagram, TikTok, and our Facebook Page!

  7. 01/01/2025

    Episode 23: Ba-BOOM Ba-BOOM Ba-BOOM!

    Happy Holidays and Happy New Year! Wow, first episode of 2025 and its a Goofy Time! In this episode we discuss Season 2 Episode 13 of Heartland: “Seismic Shifts.” We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on how to properly train your horse to deal with the fear of LOUD NOISES! We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt! We are now available for listening pretty much Everywhere you listen to podcasts! Also, Follow Us on Patreon, Instagram, TikTok, and our Facebook Page!

  8. 12/11/2024

    Three Brown Girls and a Horse: The Anniversary Episode!

    WOW! A Whole Year of Constant Whinnying! What an atrocious sound! Hey Friends and Neeeeiiiighbors! We can't believe we've been doing this for a whole year! Thanks for coming along on this ride with us! Happy (late) Thanksgiving! In this episode we discuss every horse girl's favorite movie: National Velvet (1944) starring Elizabeth Taylor and Mickey Rooney. Yet another underdog story, this one set in England, about 12 year old Velvet Brown and her dreams of owning her very own horse and jumping him over hedges. We discuss the plot of the film, the training techniques, and the cinematic mastery. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt! We are now available for listening pretty much Everywhere you listen to podcasts! Also, Follow Us on Patreon, Instagram, TikTok, and our Facebook Page!

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Have you ever noticed how horses in television and movies make way more noise than horses in real life? Like, non-stop, constant whinnying? Join sisters Allie, Sam, and Jackie as they dive deep into the world of TV and movie horsemanship beginning with Canadian series, Heartland. Strap on your spurs for a ride that will cover the good, the bad, and the downright absurd representations of equines and their handlers.

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  • Creator
    constantwhinnying
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2025
  • Episodes
    32
  • Rating
    Clean
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