Context Not Included

Context Not Included is a podcast about friendship, stories, laughter, and the beautiful chaos of two longtime friends talking. John & Frank bring outrageous stories, unforgettable characters, inside jokes, original songs, guests, and heartfelt moments. No script. No idea where it goes. You’re one of the YouMeNots. Come for the stories. Stay for the laughs. INTRO: “Laconic Granny” Kevin MacLeod, CC BY 4.0. incompetech.com OUTRO: “Anachronist - Oddities” Kevin MacLeod, CC BY 4.0. incompetech.com License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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  1. Sep 5

    Context Not Included - Pilot Episode

    After 38 years of preparation, several questionable career decisions, at least three verbal loops, and one extremely confusing discussion about Lululemon, John and Frank have finally decided it’s time to make a podcast. In the inaugural episode of Context Not Included, the longtime friends attempt to explain what the hell this show is and immediately prove that even they have absolutely no idea. In the pilot episode, John and Frank revisit how they met back in the late ’80s, debate the exact year of their first encounter, discuss the dangers of ugly dresses, reflective surfaces, plastic rakes, thick restaurant menus, and somehow arrive at the German word "Schadenfreude" after taking several scenic detours through Sonny & Cher, the Backstreet Boys, Boyz II Men, the Ink Spots, and the Isley Brothers. Along the way, they introduce the legendary “You, Me, NOT” story that gave you, their listeners and viewers, your name, explain why working in television technology was basically high school with paychecks, and demonstrate their unique ability to turn a simple conversation into an archaeological excavation of decades-old inside jokes. There are stories. There are songs. There are future guests. There are senators. There are special-effects artists who worked on Titanic, Die Hard, and The Addams Family movies. There may even be sports figures. But this is not a political show. It is also not a sports show. It is not a special-effects show and It's definetley not a political sports show with special effects. Instead, it’s two longtime friends sitting around talking about whatever the hell crosses their minds and inviting you into the conversation, whether you understand what they’re talking about or not. And if you don't understand? Perfect. That's the whole point. Context Not Included. Because sometimes the best stories are the ones where nobody remembers why they started, everyone remembers them differently, and somehow you end up talking about a Wi-Fi thought file in AIFF format. Welcome aboard, YouMeNots, try not to get caught in a loop. Instagram @CNIpodcast

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Context Not Included is a podcast about friendship, stories, laughter, and the beautiful chaos of two longtime friends talking. John & Frank bring outrageous stories, unforgettable characters, inside jokes, original songs, guests, and heartfelt moments. No script. No idea where it goes. You’re one of the YouMeNots. Come for the stories. Stay for the laughs. INTRO: “Laconic Granny” Kevin MacLeod, CC BY 4.0. incompetech.com OUTRO: “Anachronist - Oddities” Kevin MacLeod, CC BY 4.0. incompetech.com License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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