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We watch, talk about, and summarize creature features. Then we make a custom stat block for the title monster in D&D 5e.

  1. 12/01/2023

    Episode 53 - Howard the Duck (1986)

    The end of this episode is real bad in the audio department and if we continued to try and fix it, it might never air. So apologies for not only the delay, but also the quality of the last 20 minutes. Maybe we'll try to make up for it in the new year... This week, we dive back into the 80's for a quotable mess that we love. We also welcome back guest and good friend, Mike. Spoilers ahead. Stat Blocks Patreon Email Bluesky X (Twitter) Tumblr Theme music: "Monsters" by Gothminister Interlude music: "The Future Soon" by Jonathan Coulton Background music: The Tomorrow War Soundtrack

    1h 48m

  2. 12/01/2023

    Comics Crunch Episode 16 - He Has A Creepy Cralwers Bugmaker Oven In His Tummy. Would That We Were All So Lucky.

    Hosted by yet another bug: Chris. Maggots are gross. This is a universal truth. Our subject today, isn't. He's actually kind of rad. He just got the raw end of the deal in many regards. Advice to players: C O N S U M E Stat Blocks Patreon Email Bluesky X (Twitter) Tumblr Theme music: "Great Lakes Avengers" by Kirby Krackle

    48 min

  3. 10/31/2023

    Halloween 2023

    Happy Halloween! In our continued effort to actually do something unique for this, the spookiest of holidays, we jump into an even shorter media than the 22-minute episode we covered last year. Stat Blocks Patreon Email Bluesky X (Twitter) Tumblr Theme music: "Monsters" by Gothminister Music: "Thriller" by Michael Jackson

    32 min

  4. 10/27/2023

    Episode 52: The Tomorrow War (2021)

    This week, we check out the straight-to-streaming blockbuster that probably shouldn't have. We also welcome our second guest and good friend, Mike, to talk about this sci-fi shlop. Spoilers ahead. Stat Blocks Patreon Email Bluesky X (Twitter) Tumblr Theme music: "Monsters" by Gothminister Interlude music: "The Future Soon" by Jonathan Coulton Background music: The Tomorrow War Soundtrack

    1h 38m

  5. 10/17/2023

    Critter Kibbles 51: The Alien 3 (1992) Episode

    Just like last year, we're celebrating our anniversary by bringing you a whole bunch of nonsense inspired by the movies of the previous season. This time around we really started thinking outside of the box and have some fun things in store, including a whole mess of player options! If you enjoy this, please consider supporting us on our Patreon for more! The episode is a little late due to some technical difficulties. Advice to players: Now your DM has a method of lighting any and every monster you fight on fire. You're welcome. Stat Blocks Patreon Email Bluesky X (Twitter) Tumblr

    1h 13m

  6. 10/13/2023

    Episode 51- Alien³ (1992)

    Two years seems like too long to be stubbornly releasing these still and yet here we are. It's been a bumpy year and we're already off to a rocky start for year three with a late release but that won't stop us! We're going to keep on trucking with Alien³! Spoilers ahead. Stat Blocks Patreon Email Bluesky X (Twitter) Tumblr Theme music: "Monsters" by Gothminister Interlude music: "Fury Oh Fury" by Nico Vega Background music: The Alien 3 Soundtrack

    1h 27m

  7. 10/01/2023

    Comics Crunch Episode 15 - Perhaps Our Itchiest Episode To Date

    Hosted by actual spider... or maybe not? Chris. Spiders. They're everywhere. You'll find them in your home, in bushes and trees, in attics and basements, and sometimes, you'll find them poured into a man suit. In rare instances, they're not spiders at all, but weird red lizard men. Nature is wild, isn't it? Advice to players: Remember to always relocate unwanted spiders to the outdoors instead of killing them. Unless they punch you in the face or trap you in an endless cycle of living out your worst nightmare in a perpetual web of dreams that will drive you mad. In those cases, I'd suggest moving. Stat Blocks Stat Blocks on D&D Beyond Patreon Email Twitter Matt's Twitter Chris' Twitter Theme music: "Great Lakes Avengers" by Kirby Krackle

    43 min

  8. 10/01/2023

    UNLOCKED Critter Kibbles Episode 48: the ”The Host” Episode

    The anniversary episode is taking us a little longer than anticipated, so here's a favorite Kibbles of ours in the meantime: Matt took a crack at this whole "background" thing and we think it turned out pretty good! We also have a Creature Crunch guarantee to uphold and a magic item to bash into the heads of your noisy goblin neighbors. Advice to players: If it's too hard, it's probably not worth doing! Unless, of course, your family is in peril.

    15 min
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We watch, talk about, and summarize creature features. Then we make a custom stat block for the title monster in D&D 5e.

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    creaturecrunch
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2023
  • Episodes
    84
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