Cross Cutting Concerns Podcast Matthew D. Groves

For this year's C# Advent, I decided to finally implement an idea that I've been kicking around for a couple of years now. It's a parody of Baz Luhrmann's Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen) track from 1997. The "lyrics" are from a Chicago Tribune column written by Mary Schmich, entitled "Advice, like youth, probably just wasted on the young". Much of the advice in the original song has stuck with me over the years, and it continues to be relevant and entertaining.

I thought that a version created just for developers, programmers, coders, engineers would be fun. I commissioned the help of voice actor Noah Jenkins (on Twitter @GeekyVoices) to bring a voice to my writing, and I laid his voice over a karaoke version of the song. (By the way, if you need voicework, I can highly recommend him!)

Please enjoy! Make sure to check out all the other great entries into this year's C# Advent. I look forward to doing it again next year.

Lyrics:

Coders, developers, software engineers, and programmers in the year of 2020
Write unit tests
If I could offer you only one tip for the future
Unit tests would be it

The long term benefits of unit tests have been proven by studies
Whereas the rest of my advice
Has no basis more reliable than my own
Meandering, flawed experience
I will dispense this advice...now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your code
But, never mind
You'll look back on your code in 6 months and wonder who let you near a keyboard.
But trust me, this means you're improving.
Seeing your past code as flawed just means that you are learning.
You are not as bad a coder as you imagine.

Don't worry about the future
Or worry
But know that worrying is as effective as trying to write the next Facebook on a TRS-80.
The real troubles in your career are apt to be things that you never learned in college or boot camp.
The kind where your team decides to deploy to production on Friday at 5pm.

Do something everyday that challenges you.

Draw.

Don't judge other people harshly in code review.
Don't put up with people who harshly judge yours.

Write docs.

Don't waste time on jealousy.
Some days you're killing it, some days you aren't.
The race is long
And in the end, it's only with yourself.

Remember the compliments, put them in a special folder.
Forget YouTube comments.
If you succeed in doing this, tell me how

Keep your old code in an open source repository
Throw away your unused domain names.

Take days off.

Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your career
The most interesting people I know aren't doing at 40 what they thought they wanted to do at 22.
And many of them say they still don't know what they're doing.

Get plenty of C#

Be kind to your wrists
You'll miss them when they're gone

Maybe you'll start a company, maybe you won't

Maybe you'll get stock options and bonuses, maybe you won't.

Maybe you'll go into management.

Maybe you'll give up on computers completely and open a boutique when you turn 50

Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either
Your choices are at least partially chance, and so are everybody else's

Use your body
Use it on something manual and analog
Don't be afraid of stepping away from the computer, and what you might miss on Twitter
Honest labor will let your mind rest

Learn.

Even if your boss isn't going to pay for it
Read blog posts, even if you don't agree with them
Go to conferences, even if you spend more time in the hallway than the sessions
Education is not something you can ever finish.
DO NOT read the comments on Hacker News and Reddit, they will only make you feel terrible

(chorus)

Get to know your family
You never know when they'll be gone for good

Be nice to your siblings
They are your best link to your past
And the people most likely to stick with you in the future
Send a Snopes link if you must
But don't argue with their political views in public on Facebook

Understand that teammates come and go
But for the precious few y

This is a special crossover episode with Remember When, hosted by Steve Fischer and Scott Wood.




Show Notes:






Remember When podcast (iTunes link)



Remember When Podcast on Facebook



Podcast: Retronauts Podcast



Atari Archive on YouTube



Book: Racing the Beam






Remember When is on Twitter

Dennis Stepp is prioritizing tests based on risk.




This episode is not sponsored! Want to be a sponsor? You can contact me or check out my sponsorship gig on Fiverr




Show Notes:






Mind Mapping



The four factors of risk based analytis: Domain, risks, impact, likelihood



I threw out the term systemic risk



Books:




Clean Code by Robert C. Martin



The Phoenix Project by Jean Kim



A Seat at the Table by Mark Schwartz



Making Work Visible by Dominica Degrandis



Working Effectively with Legacy Code by Michael Feathers







Dennis-Stepp.com






Dennis is on Twitter




Want to be on the next episode? You can! All you need is the willingness to talk about something technical.

Arlene Andrews talks about good online learning resources.




This episode is not sponsored! Want to be a sponsor? You can contact me or check out my sponsorship gig on Fiverr




Show Notes:






Arlene Andrews



Our Learning Map



Free Code Camps



Coding Blocks




"Clean Code" episodes



CodingBlocks Slack







The Ministry of Testing



QIT is a search engine for podcasts.




As of April 21st, this very podcast will now start showing up in QIT searches!



QIT source code



QIT feed loader source code







Test Automation University




Angie Jones



Amber Race







CS 50 via EdX



@SWYX: Learn in Public






Arlene is on Twitter




Want to be on the next episode? You can! All you need is the willingness to talk about something technical.

Jonathan Danylko talks to Matt about the results of the 2019 Stack Overflow developer survey. We kinda go all over the place for this episode!




This episode is not sponsored! Want to be a sponsor? You can contact me or check out my sponsorship gig on Fiverr




Show Notes:






This episode is a bit different than normal episodes. It’s an informal discussion of the Stack Overflow survey results by two people who are not and have never been Stack Overflow employees. We discuss a few things that stood out to us, but we barely scratch the surface of all the data that you can dig through. Make sure to check out the survey results yourself for the entire picture!



Stack Overflow survey results



We talk a bit about remote work. If you’re interested in that, I recorded a whole episode with Gino Ferrand and published it last week last week.



DanylkoWeb



Jonathan Danylko is on LinkedIn






Jonathan Danylko is on Twitter




Want to be on the next episode? You can! All you need is the willingness to talk about something technical.

Gino Ferrand is building a company for distributed teams. This episode is not sponsored! Want to be a sponsor? You can contact me or check out my sponsorship gig on Fiverr




Show Notes:






Tecla



The Agile Manifesto



Tecla blog



Book: Remote by DHH and Jason Fried






Gino Ferrand is on Twitter




Want to be on the next episode? You can! All you need is the willingness to talk about something technical.