Crossover Inc.

Welcome to Crossover Inc. We're a company. We have workers and they make things for profit that you give to us. For some that description alone is enough to shower us with precious dimes, but wait there’s more! Each week, our Crossover Engineers™ split into two teams and develop completely separate television premises. Then, in the greatest display of synergy that money can buy, we merge those shows into one crossover episode. The resulting concept is invariably worse than both original ideas. Cha-ching. Not convinced yet? Statistically you should be. We've described a clear transaction where you give us your time and we give you content about Danny DeVito with nacho hands. That's called commerce. Recent productions include a time-travel series where assassinated presidents become multiversal police, and a spirited discussion about whether snails are the height of the bourgeoise. We maintain these were valuable uses of everyone's time, which really strikes at the heart of what we do at Crossover Inc. Here at Crossover Inc. we waste your time with maximum efficiency. Every other Tuesday we convert your commute, dishwashing session, or general malaise into something that can best be described as "a podcast." Join us to partake in the magic, by which we mean the specific alchemy that transforms "Abraham Lincoln playing jazz" from a random phrase into a plot point. Let’s cross over.