25 episodes

Christian and Michelle are living proof that you don't need a license to be a parent. Join them as they discuss the ups and downs of raising their (respective) unfortunate offspring who will likely require therapy after they leave their care.

Dad Bite Bite Enterprises LLC

    • Kids & Family
    • 5.0 • 7 Ratings

Christian and Michelle are living proof that you don't need a license to be a parent. Join them as they discuss the ups and downs of raising their (respective) unfortunate offspring who will likely require therapy after they leave their care.

    Ep 24: The Mediator

    Ep 24: The Mediator

    Welcome back to the nuthouse, Dad Bite listeners! In this crispy Fall episode, special guest "AJ" (Christian's wife) drops in to show us how to split up fights like a pro. We also discuss why someone would be naked from the waist down, why 6-year-olds shouldn't drive (or should they?), and how many fingers a drunk guy can blow off with a roman candle. Finally, Christian regales us with a new segment called, "Dad's F*&% Up Stories."

    • 28 min
    Ep 23: Dragon Queens and Covid Comebacks (a Spring Story)

    Ep 23: Dragon Queens and Covid Comebacks (a Spring Story)

    It's all here on Dad Bite's spring finale episode! Special guest "Anka" drops in to help us discuss important social topics like bizarre dreams, drag queen reading hour, and the truth about Santa Claus... not to mention an insightful look at "Only Fans" (porn or not porn?). Join the Dad Bite crew as they embark upon a fantastic sendoff into summer-- we'll see you in the fall!

    • 30 min
    April Interlude

    April Interlude

    A short and friendly summer primer from Dad Bite to let you know that a) Summer Break is on its way! and b) we have one more Spring episode to share with you, coming very soon!

    • 1 min
    Ep 22: Baby Maker

    Ep 22: Baby Maker

    Happy March from Dad Bite! On this round of Dad Bite debauchery, Christian and Michelle have a chat with Christian's brother, Evan, who shows off his new dad skills. Join these three brain-twisted parents as they discuss magical cures to get your kid to sleep, blowing it out of both ends, and smashing Evan's fancy chandelier. And all the while, Evan gets the pressure of his life to-- yes-- make another baby.

    • 29 min
    Ep 21: You Can Shave Your Baby

    Ep 21: You Can Shave Your Baby

    It's the vaccine edition! Professional-drummer-turned-nurse practitioner Adam Navone makes an appearance on Dad Bite to fill us in on the important details, like 1) what it was like to get a covid vaccine shot, 2) fun facts about nature, and 3) whether he has ever given or received an anal swab. Along the way, we discuss whether it's appropriate to shave your baby.
    Welcome one and all to the judgment free zone... on Dad Bite. 

    • 32 min
    Ep 20: Dad's Tools

    Ep 20: Dad's Tools

    It's a brand new year, but don't think that any of us are going to change: join Christian, Michelle, and guest Amber Albin (Christian's sister/ host of the Really Real Mama podcast) as they delve into the last magical ten months with their families. From illegitimate child Christmas ornaments, to unicorn teachers, to the universal mandate to just sh** on your dad, it's all here so that we can usher in the New Year with grossest stories of humanity. #reallyrealmama, #amberalbin, #christmasornaments, #newyear, #unicornteacher, #dadstools

    • 37 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
7 Ratings

7 Ratings

Dad bite ,

Hooray!

This is our podcast, and we think it's great. Here's to narcissism...

Top Podcasts In Kids & Family

Greeking Out from National Geographic Kids
National Geographic Kids
Good Inside with Dr. Becky
Dr. Becky Kennedy
Circle Round
WBUR
Wow in the World
Tinkercast | Wondery
Raising Good Humans
Dear Media, Aliza Pressman
Stories Podcast: A Bedtime Show for Kids of All Ages
Starglow Media / Wondery