Damsels Never Finish

The Damsels

We are Damsels who love reading spicy, exciting, and sometimes hilarious romance. We deep dive into the literary bowels of the romance genre and discuss what we liked, what we LOVED, and what we found downright ridiculous. Join us monthly as we discuss our spicy picks. This podcast contains mature adult content that may not be suitable for everyone. Damsel discretion is advised.

  1. 11/20/2025

    Ep 45: Swordheart

    When Halla, a middle-aged widow, becomes the beneficiary of a large estate after the death of her late husband’s great uncle. Her good fortune quickly takes a turn for the worse when her scheming in-laws, jilted after being overlooked in his will, locks her in her room, planning to marry her off to her cousin to get their hands on her wealth.  After being locked in her room for 3 days, she decides that death would be a better choice than being forced to marry again, especially to her clammy handed cousin Alver, she frantically searches for a way to take her life before that happens. Desperate and with very few choices, a sword mounted above her bed seems to be her only option.  While trying to find a way to take her life with the least amount of pain, Halla unknowingly releases Sarkis, an immortal warrior who inhabits the great sword and is now spellbound to protect her. Pushing down the shock of a strange, armored man appearing out of a sword, Halla takes this opportunity to try and  escape her captivity with the help of her surly new companion.  After a messy escape, Halla finds herself on the run with Sarkis as her guard, searching for a way to stop her in-laws from retaliating against her. They set out on a journey, hoping to partition the counsel for help, but trouble seems to find them at every turn, earning them even more enemies along the way. With every obstacle seemingly against them will Halla ever gain the freedom she’s always wanted? Or will she lose everything including the one thing she didn’t expect to find? Let’s find out! Send us a text Support the show Please rate and leave a comment. SUPPORT US: Get free downloads and support us on ko-fi You can follow us: @damselsneverfinish on Instagram, @damselsneverfin on Twitter, Damsels Never Finish on TikTok, on Spotify, and join our Facebook Group. For all other inquiries, please email us at damselsneverfinish@gmail.com. And as always, happy reading.

    1h 24m
  2. 10/16/2025

    Ep 44: Morning Glory Milking Farm

    Violet is a typical, down-on-her-luck millennial: mid-twenties, over-educated and drowning in debt, on the verge of moving into her parents' basement. When a lifeline appears in the form of a very unconventional job in neighboring Cambric Creek, she has no choice but to grab at it with both hands. Morning Glory Farm offers full-time hours, full benefits, and generous pay with no experience needed . . . There's only one catch. The clientele is Grade A certified prime beef, with the manly, meaty endowments to match. Hands-on work with minotaurs isn’t something Violet ever considered as a career option, but she’s determined to turn the opportunity into a reversal of fortune. When a stern, deep-voiced client begins to specially request her for his sessions at the farm, maintaining her professionalism and keeping him out of her dreams is easier said than done. Violet is resolved to make a dent in her student loans and afford name-brand orange juice, and a one-sided crush on an out-of-her-league minotaur is not a part of her plan—unless her feelings aren’t so one-sided after all. Send us a text Support the show Please rate and leave a comment. SUPPORT US: Get free downloads and support us on ko-fi You can follow us: @damselsneverfinish on Instagram, @damselsneverfin on Twitter, Damsels Never Finish on TikTok, on Spotify, and join our Facebook Group. For all other inquiries, please email us at damselsneverfinish@gmail.com. And as always, happy reading.

    1h 22m
  3. 07/17/2025

    Ep 41: I Got Abducted by Alien and Now I'm Trapped in A Rom-Com

    Lions and Dinosaurs and Aliens, Oh my!  Dorothy Valentine, an aspiring wildlife biologist, is intent on achieving her lifelong dream of getting her PhD and becoming a world-renowned biologist. So, life has no room for anything but work, and a relationship is out of the question. But life has a funny way of derailing even the best laid plans.  While wrapping up her fieldwork, observing meerkats on the plains of Africa, she’s attacked by a hungry lion with its sights set on her being its tasty treat. (Bad Toto! Bad!) As her life flashes before her eyes, Dorthy is saved by…. abduction? Talk about timing! But a daring escape attempt with her attacker (a now talking lion, lovingly named Toto) results in her crash landing on a planet filled with strange horned Aliens, Pink Dinos, Cow sized Bullfrogs and more! Yeah…and if things weren’t crazy enough, Dorthy finds herself the subject of an alien science breeding program with not one… but two of her alien companions and would be rescuers. Loc, a smooth-talking warrior general with a possessive streak and Sol, a strong and stern no-nonsense hunter with a heart of gold. But even though the pull of her two alluring alien lovers is strong, will they and the opportunity to study, once extinct Dinosaurs and genetically modified earth creatures, be enough to make her stay in this strange place on an unknown planet in a galaxy far far away? Or will she choose to make her escape and get back to the life she’s worked so hard for back on earth?. After all there’s no place like home right? Grab Toto and Let’s find out! Send us a text Support the show Please rate and leave a comment. SUPPORT US: Get free downloads and support us on ko-fi You can follow us: @damselsneverfinish on Instagram, @damselsneverfin on Twitter, Damsels Never Finish on TikTok, on Spotify, and join our Facebook Group. For all other inquiries, please email us at damselsneverfinish@gmail.com. And as always, happy reading.

    1h 18m

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We are Damsels who love reading spicy, exciting, and sometimes hilarious romance. We deep dive into the literary bowels of the romance genre and discuss what we liked, what we LOVED, and what we found downright ridiculous. Join us monthly as we discuss our spicy picks. This podcast contains mature adult content that may not be suitable for everyone. Damsel discretion is advised.