133 episodes

Each week, queer comedians Jenna Vesper and Danika McClure recap The Bachelor franchise, curse a lot, and sometimes talk about teeth.

Follow our podcast page for memes @datecardpod, and our personal accounts @jennawithasmile & @drunkfeminist

Email inquiries to datecardthepodcast@gmail.com
Twitter: @datecardpodcast

Producer: Andrew Olsen @andr0ne
Art: Mikaela Jane mikaela-jane.com
Music: Jed Overly https://www.flowcode.com/page/jeddyjames
Proud podcast of So Below Media

#bachelor #bachelorette #bachelorinparadise #comedy #recap

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    • TV & Film
    • 4.6 • 428 Ratings

Each week, queer comedians Jenna Vesper and Danika McClure recap The Bachelor franchise, curse a lot, and sometimes talk about teeth.

Follow our podcast page for memes @datecardpod, and our personal accounts @jennawithasmile & @drunkfeminist

Email inquiries to datecardthepodcast@gmail.com
Twitter: @datecardpodcast

Producer: Andrew Olsen @andr0ne
Art: Mikaela Jane mikaela-jane.com
Music: Jed Overly https://www.flowcode.com/page/jeddyjames
Proud podcast of So Below Media

#bachelor #bachelorette #bachelorinparadise #comedy #recap

    Will You Accept This Gay? with What I Will Say Pod

    Will You Accept This Gay? with What I Will Say Pod

    What I will say…is that Cam - co host of the @whatiwillsay podcast - and Jenna have a super fun time discussing all things gay in the bachelor and celebrity realm! 

    We talk Bayley, queer conspiraships, the closet, community, the top 5 queerest moments in the bachelor franchise and so much more!!! It was a honor to chat with Cam and I can’t thank her enough!! 

    Check it out and then check out Cam’s tumblr, tiktok and podcast! It’s one of Jenna’s Fave Things™️ or maybe it’s like Goop and I recommend it to you but we call it Poop because that’s us. 

    Happy Pride bbs!!! 

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    • 1 hr 24 min
    Dues Paying Members of the Patriarchy w/ Sophie James

    Dues Paying Members of the Patriarchy w/ Sophie James

    We did it. Like we actually f*****g did it. We made it through the last 2 1/2 months (Clayton's mess) and 16 months (non stop content) of hell. Are we in one piece? Mentally, physically, and spiritually? No (Said in Gabby). But did we have fun? You don't have the capacity to understand what we've been through (also said in Gabby). Do we have a lot of opinions? Yeah (again said in Gabby).

    And who else to wrap up this 'journey' up with then bestie Sophie James of Unpaid Emotional Labor!! And true to every podcast we have done with Sophie, we went for two full god given, glorious, daylight saved hours. YOU'RE WELCOME!

    Make sure you're following Sophie @unpaidemotionallabor and we cannot ever thank her enough for all the amazing chats and laughs this last year. We love you so much!!!

    Follow us on insta @datecardpod @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Producer: Andrew Olsen @andr0ne Art: Mikaela @mikaelajane Jane mikaela-jane.com Music: Jed Overly @jeddyboyjames https://www.flowcode.com/page/jeddyjames Proud podcast of So Below Media

    • 2 hr 1 min
    Nightmare Suites

    Nightmare Suites

    Just like in Beetlejuice... if you say something 3 times bad shit happens, but perhaps Clayton was too busy playing football as a youth to watch that Tim Burton classic to learn that vital lesson. Because our tall, horny, half zipper sweater wearing bachelor, couldn't stop saying the L Word (ooops wrong show but just as much drama) this week and shocker! bad shit happened. It's so messy ya'll!! But luckily you have two opinionated bitches ready to break it all down with you (hopefully with some nuance!)!

    So buckle your useless safety helmets on and join us in this anxiety volcano!!

    Follow us on insta @datecardpod @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Producer: Andrew Olsen @andr0ne Art: Mikaela @mikaelajane Jane mikaela-jane.com Music: Jed Overly @jeddyboyjames https://www.flowcode.com/page/jeddyjames Proud podcast of So Below Media

    • 1 hr 41 min
    How to kill a Bachelor

    How to kill a Bachelor

    This week on The Bachelor the remaining four women take Clayton to their hometowns and they each individually try to kill him! Between chokeholds, bears, tightrope walking, and a stroll down a spider and alligator infested river...our man with too many teeth in his mouth didn't stand f*****g a chance! And if those activities weren't enough to leave him crying shaking throwing up... having to meet the families will!

    So sit back and enjoy our completely unhinged recap, where we relate to the related, talk about the Jackass franchise, and Danika gets us closer to being canceled!! Happy Women's History Month!

    CW: Discussion about SA starting minute 15 to minute 27.

    Follow us on insta @datecardpod @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Producer: Andrew Olsen @andr0ne Art: Mikaela @mikaelajane Jane mikaela-jane.com Music: Jed Overly @jeddyboyjames https://www.flowcode.com/page/jeddyjames Proud podcast of So Below Media

    • 1 hr 44 min
    Sending our therapy bills to Mike Fleiss

    Sending our therapy bills to Mike Fleiss

    Total, actual, real Therapists Jenna and Danika sit down to analyze week 7 of Clayton Echard's journey to find a woman who will validate him like his parents didn't. And gosh do we have some notes. But first we gossip about a recent bach nation break up, and Jenna debuts a new conspiracy in her irregular but often right, JANON segment.

    Follow us on insta @datecardpod @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Producer: Andrew Olsen @andr0ne Art: Mikaela @mikaelajane Jane mikaela-jane.com Music: Jed Overly @jeddyboyjames https://www.flowcode.com/page/jeddyjames Proud podcast of So Below Media

    • 1 hr 39 min
    Our Horny Bachelor

    Our Horny Bachelor

    The crew is back together (yay!) just in time for this season of The Bachelor to make no f*****g sense! That's right Danika and Jenna are joined by Podance Andrew and we do in fact get in to it all (Clayton, buddy, what are you doing??), finally figure out who Pilot Rachel looks like, and we have a cool Vanderpump Rules crossover moment that leaves Jenna scared but intrigued.

    Thank you Andrew for being hilarious and for all your work as always!

    CW: discussion of suicide in first 10 minutes.

    Follow us on insta @datecardpod @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Producer: Andrew Olsen @andr0ne Art: Mikaela @mikaelajane Jane mikaela-jane.com Music: Jed Overly @jeddyboyjames https://www.flowcode.com/page/jeddyjames Proud podcast of So Below Media

    • 1 hr 20 min

Customer Reviews

4.6 out of 5
428 Ratings

428 Ratings

AnotherPatyMeltNamedLinda ,

Love y’all

5 stars for the Jennifer Coolidge impression! 😭😂💀

Sakeena A. ,

♥️

Your podcast is the only one I can rely on to talk about the racism, fatphobia, rape culture, ableism, misogyny, etc. in bachelor nation/the show.I really appreciate that a lot! Thank you, Jenna, for always speaking out on stories as well. Also, love chatting to you in the DMs!

LOL 😂 🤣 ,

Great Show

Don’t let the intro stop you. Yes, it sounds cheap but maybe that’s the network not investing enough. The show is great and I love their view on things. Also love their instagram account!

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