Dave & Juan: More Time Dave Martin & Juan Simoneaux

Drive thru pranks; Playing doctors and explaining hiatal hernias; When flight attendants overshare;  At today's proms, the actual prom is the minor event of the evening; Patenting advice from D&J - marry somebody rich; America's Resort is impossible to find but really, really nice; What your choice of a walkup song says about you; NFL approves helmets from Space Balls; Cajun croquet rules; Sometimes great service is a pain; Baton Rouge's new breakaway city; Dave and the man on the moon; and more.
#bayou #cajun #louisiana #dadlife #promseason #moonmission #greenbrier

We're taking the culture up a notch with a trip to the opera; The proper pronunciation of Giovannia; High school plays go "old school" with Footloose; If your gonna expect a high school graduation gift from me, I better at least know who you are; When you work for a lawn service in South La, being comfortable around snakes should be a prerequisite; Tracking down rule breakers in your neighborhood - we're those guys; Hey California, WTH is equity grading?; We had a solution for "furies" back in our day;  Come on young adults - make some babies; Guess who's flags are getting waved in a house of congress and will the white flags be far behind; How much do kids need to know about tasers?; and more

#opera #dongiovanni #cajun #louisiana

Accidental vocal improvements; Farewell to Tiger; Every day is tax day - for some, more so than others; Would you mind picking up the tab for this Mazerati I bought myself?; Tales of the eclipse; Plenty of seats here in the front; Sometimes unappreciated elementary school "talents" become a career path; Young people don't listen to radio; Shhhhhh, it's LEAP testing week!; Memories of detention and cafeteria duty; You're paying for the missiles being shot and the ones shooting 'em down; and more.

#louisiana #cajun #taxday #LEAPtesting

Congratulations, you survived the eclipse; Whether it's maintaining a bald head, or getting a good haircut - it ain't that easy being a guy; Kid Rock, Tucker Carlson, et al take the stage in Gonzales; D&J disagree with Governor Landry; Will people watch Caitlin Clark in the WNBA? How high is too high in a football stadium?; The real impact of inflation; California's $20 minimum wage already back fires; Just cause it comes in your size doesn't mean you should wear it; and more.

#louisiana #cajun #kidrock #tucker #caitlinclark

D&J's view on the best and worst Easter candy; Juan's failed attempt at watching the basketball game while paying attention in church; Repping your junior high; No matter how much weight you lose, never toss your fat pants; The Easter unicorn; Napping for Easter candy, all Lent long; Gypsy Rose heads back down da bayou; Bond out your friends for the holidays; Dave's idea for border security; P Diddy - the next Jeffrey Epstein?; Bridge conspiracies; Backyard squirrel hunting season; Stop putting playgrounds at breweries; Kids but no bathrooms in church ; and more.

#easter #Louisiana #cajun #gypsyrose

A unisex bathroom in the airport is one thing but a unisex sink takes it too far; Remember, it's not their money, it's your money; WalMart locks up wife beaters - but not the ones you're thinking of;  You're gardening is cutting into my drinking time; Please don't let your dog crap where I eat; Dining on the Manager's Special and big beers; Memories of the Pizza Hut Buffet; Where the buffalo roam; Scared of the coming solar eclipse? Shut up and play, John Cougar; Dave jams to Engelbert Humperdinct; Juan's dad takes home the Golden Egg for the old folks' Easter Egg Hunt; and more.

#cajun #Louisiana #Bayou #dadlife #dadjokes #parentingtips