DAVI THE SCAPEGOAT

Davi Crimmins

Davi The ScapeGOAT

  1. 09/03/2024

    Be Our Podrick... or else!

    Sorry about all these Game of Thrones spoilers but Davi has a new theory and it might just save your career! Maybe you're not paying enough attention to the watercooler chats and social cues. Maybe you should be watching those new hit shows that got all your coworkers and friends talking! Maybe it's time to dissect some of their favorite characters. Why? Because you're missing out on some important information by not knowing:  (1. Who they think they are)   - AND -   (2. Who they think YOU are)   and your job may depend on it! After all, you can't be an Arya if they hired a Podrick!* Next time someone says;  "You're such a Charlotte!" or   "You're a total Shoshanna" or    "You know who you are? 100% a PODRiCK."    Enjoy the seemingly innocent workplace communication! But don't forget to use *Davi's Law to evaluate and proceed. Remember, "What do we say to the God of [Career] Death? Not Today!"  Want more access to stories, exclusive episodes, and our VIP content of DTSG, like what's missing from THIS episode? Hear the bits no one else gets, like "Teeny Tiny Turds with Toxic Teams and other Blair Vents" or "My Lymph Node Tried to Yolanda Me!" or the long, lost episodes "10 Things Your Boss Should NEVER Say to You" and "Looking for The Upside with Callie Dauler"!  SEARCH and SUBSCRIBE to : "Davi The ScapeGOAT PLUS" on the platform you listen to your favorite podcasts and you'll get updates directly to your app!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    40 min
  2. 08/06/2024

    Our Dynamic is Show Dog & Handler

    It finally happened - Blair packed his bags and he's leaving! Time to talk about long distance lovin' with all it's trials, tribulations, and frienemies! How many people have rooted for your relationship to fail? Or say it's only succeeding because "you're never around each other"? Why do people cringe at your meet-cute? Why do people gotta throw shade at your good times? And what does it say about THEM?  They say "behind every successful man is an encouraging woman - and behind every successful woman is a cheating man." When you get two entertainers somehow making it work in a relationship, it tends to be a mystery to those around you. So Davi and Blair are answering your questions on HOW they make this team work! With stories about gigging at the zoo and what kinda music Giraffes like to listen too + Blair gives sports analogies while Davi gives Dog Show analogies. But through it all they'll explain why a competitive "team", both professionally and romantically, is toxic. So, BEWARE out there!  You want access to the exclusive audio missing from this episode, "Teeny Tiny Turds with Toxic Teams and other Blair Vents"? Hear all the bits that no one else gets, like  "Blair's Home Alone & other Cautious Thoughts", "My Lymph Node Tried to Yolanda Me!" or long, lost episodes "10 Things Your Boss Should NEVER Say to You"!  SEARCH and SUBSCRIBE to : "Davi The ScapeGOAT PLUS" on the platform you listen to your favorite podcasts and you'll get updates directly to your app!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    46 min
  3. 07/23/2024

    Joe needs a Crap & a Nap

    Pop a squat here on the front porch of Haus Crimmins! In this episode, Davi & Blair in rocking chairs will discuss rejecting your ego for the "greater good". Sometimes being a quitter requires some painful self-awareness! Shout-out to Joe B, you enjoy that crap and nap, buddy!  Sometimes you just gotta say "NOPE. I QUIT. This is impacting my energy negatively!" Like over-plucking your eyebrows in 2004 - yikes! Or subjecting yourself to the manipulations of arguing with a narcissist - yuck! Or having no response for those adult bullies that "neg" you constantly - ew! Davi strives to be a bigger quitter while Blair is annoyingly tenacious. So let's debate the things worth quitting! like being "ON TREND" and trying to "out-beige" each other....bleh!   Time to talk about the hyper-focus on women and their facial fashions! We've seen some people overdo a look while some vibe perfectly with their "Fashionable Caterpillars". Per current trends, we appear to have conquered our "Eyebrow Blindness" as a nation. But another sinister facial fad is entering the scene - who could it be? Davi & Blair will discuss on this episode of Davi The ScapeGOAT!  Want more access to stories, exclusive episodes, and our VIP content of DTSG? Hear the bits no one else gets, like the uncensored "Therapy Language Jumped the Shark" or "My Lymph Node Tried to Yolanda Me!" or the long, lost episodes "10 Things Your Boss Should NEVER Say to You" and "Looking for The Upside with Callie Dauler"!  SEARCH and SUBSCRIBE to : "Davi The ScapeGOAT PLUS" on the platform you listen to your favorite podcasts and you'll get updates directly to your app!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    48 min
  4. 07/09/2024

    "I am a Smart, Non-Bitch, Human Woman" and other daily affirmations...

    Davi takes another walk with the official ScapeGOAT "Positivity Coach", Prisca! The ladies discuss new relationships, love unrequited, loss, and grief. They'll discover our newest personal monster, The MOTH Man! Watch out for those bugs that are out to steal your light! Plus, the current dynamic they're HATING but weirdly impressed with, which celebrity they'd be a foot-double for, They'll help you translate those "backhanded compliments", what people really mean when they say you're "intimidating", and teach you how not to be a target ever again! And medical mysteries that got the girls accepting friendship applications from any interested listeners!   Davi and Prisca are taking to the streets to remind you; just because you've only had broken doesn't mean you only deserve broken. And if you can still love those that don't have the ability - imagine what you can do for someone that loves you back! Stop being so hard on you. You deserve more AWWW and gentleness from yourself today!  You want access to the exclusive audio missing from this episode? Hear all the bits that no one else gets, like "My Lymph Node Tried to Yolanda Me!" or long, lost episodes "10 Things Your Boss Should NEVER Say to You"!  SEARCH and SUBSCRIBE to : "Davi The ScapeGOAT PLUS" on the platform you listen to your favorite podcasts and you'll get updates directly to your app!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    46 min
4.8
out of 5
4,699 Ratings

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