Deep Dive in the Shallow End Hard Drive

Who keeps cutting these young girls' hair in the middle of the night?!?! Don't worry, the long-locked Kris Casey and the beautifully-balding Jeremy Kaplowitz are on the case! 

Sure, all politicians are animals in their own right, but you would be shocked by how many American towns currently have a literal dog as an elected official. Don’t even get us started on turtle presidents and horse senators. Join mare whisperer Kris Casey and mayor whisperer Jeremy Kaplowitz to examine some truly uncanny candidates

When he wasn't taking elephants skiing, he was throwing venomous snakes at nude oarsmen.  Hannibal was one wild son of a mother. If Italy was a boot, then Hanni slipped that bad boy on and shoved it up the Roman Senate's collective a*****e. Good ol' H-Bomb didn't even speak the same language as his soldiers; he just grunted at his grunts and sent 'em to the front. And you already know Bal Bal the Baller's cavalry rode with grace enough to make a centaur blush. So join America's #1 Stannibal Kris Casey and historically buff history buff Jeremy Kaplowitz to discuss the Conque Shell's greatest achievements. Afterwards you'll totally see why Eric Andre's sidekick's mom thought it was a worthy namesake.

in response to Hard Drive's (on-going?) feud with Elon Musk, the Deep Dive Dudes delve into the life of the man who inspired the company that Elon purchased and declared himself founder of: Nikola Tesla

did you know a buncha animals that live in the Americas aren't even from here?! are you kidding me! i thought these guys were as American as APPLE PIE? what's that? apple trees are originally from Asia?? WHAT IS GOING ON
 
PLUS: can you guess the Smash Bros game by the negative review? if you guess them all right, you'll get a kiss from Kirby