Deep State, Deepish Thoughts?

Cerulean Cactus
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Deep State, Deepish Thoughts? is a new (old) podcast where two colleagues spill the rice on all the secrets of the Deep State. Join hosts Markku and Hank on a satirical exploration of the seedy underbelly of the U.S. government.

  1. 4D AGO

    Episode 1176: Suppressing Minority Voters, Golden Trump Phones and Special Guest Zak Haines

    In this episode we welcome DC Comedian Zak Haines to talk about the GOP racing to suppress black and brown voters thanks to Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts. Hank roasts Marrku over a deleted Threads post. Markku and Hank critique Trump’s AI-generated paintings in the medical miracles series and Spirit Airlines final crash landing. Hank calls in to the podcast on his brand new Gold Trump Phone, and the sound quality is... reasonable. And President Doggle Trump praises Andrew Jackson for his dedication to the whites. Find more information on Zak who can be found on: Threads:  https://www.threads.com/@zakhainescomedy?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/zakhainescomedy?igsh=cGNvamVnd3p3aGFl TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@zakhainescomedy?_r=1&_t=ZT-96WLepLCacv And many other platforms. Follow him to see when he is performing next.

    33 min

  2. APR 30

    Episode 1175: HIlton Horror, Labor Loss and Iranian Invaders

    Markku and Grover AI team up for this hard-hitting episode. We discuss a night at the Hilton Hotel, Trump's ballroom blues, Iranian hackers, MAGA ladies lose one of their own (Labor Secretary), and the president's plans for a teeny weeny UFC stadium. (So cute.) Rev. Hank calls in after an LSD religious experience. Doggle Trump destroys John Quincy Adams.  We're on Substack! https://substack.com/@deepstatesubtribune

    17 min

  3. APR 14

    Episode 1174: Trump Jesus, Pope Problems and Hegseth’s God Squad

    Rev. Hank discusses his new Church of Trump Jesus, Inc. Markku fears Pope Leo might get Tupac-ed. The boys debate Pete Hegseth’s Big Christian Crusade in Iran. President Doggle Trump savages James Monroe.

    22 min

  4. APR 6

    Episode 1173: Dire Straits (of Hormuz), Stolen KitKats and an AI Cohost

    We make history (probably) when the Deep State’s Grover AI becomes the first AI to cohost a podcast. Doggle Trump is upset with Iran. Hank is undercover on an island that is not Cuba and Markku is in Italy, no where near the Great KitKat Heist of 2026. Doggle savages James Madison. Hank and Markku discuss James Talarico and Pastor Brooks Potteiger.

    19 min

  5. MAR 23 ·  BONUS

    Emergency Episode 001: Waffle House, Teleportation and FEMA

    Markku tries to pivot to hard news to discuss the next head of FEMA, who said he was one teleported to a Waffle House against his will. This is the moment this podcast was made for. Rev. Hank makes a cameo appearance.

    6 min

  6. MAR 10

    Episode 1172: Iranian Rubble, Supreme Court Surprises, and Boatspitals

    Hank and Markku discuss peacefully obliterating Iran, the Supreme Court's most shocking decision, Boatspitals (Hospital Boats), UFO files and more Iran. MAGA Hank drinks a smoothie that turns him liberal. Doggle Trump ranks loser President Thomas Jefferson. Grover AI pines for his ex-girlfriend Patty AI, who is working a minimum wage job at Burger King.

    25 min

  7. FEB 11 ·  BONUS

    Bonus: The "Melania" Review No Federal Officials Forced Us to Do

    Markku and Hank happily volunteer to talk up the movie taking the world by storm: Melania. Part documentary, part musical, all action. The Deep State Deep Thoughts boys could not believe their eyes. It was everything they could hope for, and more. Destined to become a cult classic. Please don't fire Markku. I don't know Russian, but Hank might, based on his late night phone calls that I can't understand. So if it comes down to Markku or Comrade Hank...

    6 min

  8. FEB 10

    Episode 1171: Curling Commentary, MAGA Brain Worms and a Spicy Plan to Invade Cuba

    Markku gets a MAGA brain worm implanted and the episode turns into a sports podcast. Hank and Markku talk curling, the Super Bowl and famous bobled teams. They also come up with a sexy plan to invade Cuba. Doggle Trump ranks John Adams and Grover AI is mad at Matthew Broderick.

    25 min
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Deep State, Deepish Thoughts? is a new (old) podcast where two colleagues spill the rice on all the secrets of the Deep State. Join hosts Markku and Hank on a satirical exploration of the seedy underbelly of the U.S. government.

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  • Creator
    Cerulean Cactus
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    16
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Copyright 2025 All rights reserved.
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