Definitely Delusional

Dean Lin, Emily Simmons
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Welcome to the Definitely Delusional Podcast. Dean Lin and Emily Simmons cut through the BS with their humorous commentary on everything trending, and most chaotically, themselves. Tune in weekly for hot takes from your favorite hot messes who love to keep you gagged and giggling. From hookups to disaster dates, cultural moments to hot gossip, nothing is off limits– the only thing off may be them.

  1. 07/31/2025

    Why is everyone in Europe and not us?

    Girly Pops, is everyone traveling abroad this summer or is it just our friends?! We are having MAJOR FOMO right now and are salivating at the thought of a trip overseas to check out the local delicacies. We are ready to get more stamps in our passports, so don’t tempt us with a good time! Emily is dreaming of a “rendez-vous” with a foreign fella, and Dean is exhausted from being too much outside (he needs a vacation from his vacations).  Plus we discuss travel hacks, solo traveling, and meet cutes.  Thanks for listening and don't forget to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Leave Us a Voicemail⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Socials: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pod Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Dean's Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Emily's Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠

    40 min

  2. 07/24/2025

    Am Ai the Drama?

    Girly Pops… technology has been progressing at the speed of light and we’re barely out here hanging on! With AI on the rise and people going into full blown auto pilot mode, we’re asking ourselves “Have things gone too far!?”. Dean dishes on what it’s like being a content creator and how his years of school have helped him make some ICONIC videos. Plus we discuss biohacking, feeling like we’re booers, and our “For You” pages.  Thanks for listening and don't forget to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Leave Us a Voicemail⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Socials: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pod Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Dean's Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Emily's Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠

    31 min

  3. 07/17/2025

    We're Made For TV and Delusional

    Dean is back in LA but we fear he may return to NY one of these days! After a few weeks back home, he has found his stride (maybe) in the dating world and is on a roll. Things for Emily on the other hand… messy at best. She spills the tea on finding out she was “the other woman” and is hell bent on auditioning men to find local talent. Plus we dish on promising TV show ideas, envious friends, and getting better with age. Thanks for listening and don't forget to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Leave Us a Voicemail⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Socials: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pod Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Dean's Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Emily's Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠

    40 min

  4. 07/10/2025

    Why are JULYING to US

    Girly Pop, It's officially July, and everyday we are fighting the urge to not breakdown and cry. It may be America’s Birthday, but we're not out here celebrating! The lack of fireworks both physically and metaphorically has us in deep reflection these days. Dean is making a positive change and is now dating with intention, meanwhile Emily is benching herself entirely in this abysmal dating market. Plus we deep dive on what gives us the “ick”, our high school heartbreaks, and how we wish we could hug our younger selves.  Thanks for listening and don't forget to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Leave Us a Voicemail⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Socials: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pod Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Dean's Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Emily's Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠

    51 min

  5. 06/26/2025

    Summer of OUTSIDE

    Girly Pops, summer is heating up and so is the state of the world! 2025 has been a wild ride thus far, and we did not have ANY of this on our Bingo Cards…  We are shook to the core and holding on for dear life these days.  Dean has been protecting his peace and disengaging from the petty drama, meanwhile Emily is taking a page from Sabrina Carpenter’s playbook and fighting these Manchidren in the comments section.   Plus we discuss height differences, getting shadowbanned on social media, and being the main character in our own lives.  Thanks for listening and don't forget to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Leave Us a Voicemail⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Socials: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pod Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Dean's Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Emily's Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

    51 min

  6. 06/19/2025

    (Men)aces to society

    Summer has finally arrived and we are out here sweating over these situationships. If only we can have a summer fling as hot as this weather has been…  If all else fails, at least we will be OUTSIDE this year! Dean dishes on his dating apps and teaches Emily all about “cruising”, meanwhile Emily has taken a dating hiatus… for now. Plus we deep dive on circuit parties, Dean’s iconic legs, and the Taxi Cab Theory.  Thanks for listening and don't forget to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Leave Us a Voicemail⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Socials: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pod Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Dean's Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Emily's Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

    44 min

  7. 06/12/2025

    Love, Lust, and Labubu's

    The tension is in the air in LA and we are feeling very down bad in these streets. Between the civil unrest and these men making us restless, we are in our feelings big time. Why is it that men seem to just lust over us, but not love us in a way that we want?! Good enough to be lusted over, not loved? We certainly can’t be the only ones experiencing this?! Plus, we deep dive into sending pictures your mother wouldn’t want to see, rice queens, “Alpha Bros”, and our dream jobs as children (hint: you love to see us coming your way!)  Thanks for listening and don't forget to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Leave Us a Voicemail⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Socials: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pod Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Dean's Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Emily's Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

    52 min

  8. 06/05/2025

    PRIDE MONTH is taking us for a RIDE

    Happy Pride Month Girly Pop! Pride is here and WHEW it's been a time! Dean has been out and about and Emily has been throwing it down on every dance floor in town. Despite this crazy time, we couldn’t be more thankful for the LGBTQIA+ community and to celebrate living our Truth. This month is proving to be one for the books and we are ready for whatever comes our way. Plus we talk about self acceptance, projection, why our anger is sacred, and having a s*xual awakening at Abercrombie and Fitch. Thanks for listening and don't forget to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Leave Us a Voicemail⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Socials: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pod Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Dean's Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Emily's Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

    48 min
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Welcome to the Definitely Delusional Podcast. Dean Lin and Emily Simmons cut through the BS with their humorous commentary on everything trending, and most chaotically, themselves. Tune in weekly for hot takes from your favorite hot messes who love to keep you gagged and giggling. From hookups to disaster dates, cultural moments to hot gossip, nothing is off limits– the only thing off may be them.

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  • Creator
    Dean Lin, Emily Simmons
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  • Episodes
    25
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    © Dean Lin, Emily Simmons
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