Delusional Witch Juice

Heather Nations

Witchcraft, folklore, occult history, and metaphysics — served with a heavy pour of delusion. Each week, Heather digs into the strange true stories behind tarot, pagan traditions, sea witches, conspiracies, and ancestral magic, separating the history from the hype (and occasionally embracing the hype anyway). It's part history lecture, part séance, part group chat. Unfiltered, well-researched, and made especially for delusional witches.

  1. Jun 9

    Litha: The Summer Solstice Name That's Younger Than Your Parents

    The name Litha is younger than you think — and the real history of the Summer Solstice is wilder than you think. From ancient Egypt to the Inca Empire to a Swedish midnight skinny dip past a murderous river demon, every culture celebrated the same sun completely differently. Plus the Oak King myth debunked, Litha 2026 astrology, and how to actually celebrate the Summer Solstice. Watch on YouTube with facial expressions included. SOURCES & FURTHER READING The Name Litha & The Wheel of the Year Aidan Kelly — "About Naming Ostara, Litha, and Mabon"Venerable Bede — De Temporum Ratione (The Reckoning of Time), 725 ADRonald Hutton — The Triumph of the Moon (1999)Ronald Hutton — The Stations of the Sun (1996)Green Egg Magazine historyAncient EgypT Sphinx & pyramid solstice alignmentSirius, Sopdet & Isis mythologyThe Nile flood calendarAswan High Dam ending the annual floodNabta Playa — world's oldest solar observatory Inca / Inti Raymi Inti Raymi historyManco Capac origin storyIntihuatana stoneInti Raymi revival 1944Swedish Midsommar Midsommar history — Nordic Museum via The Culture TripMidsommarstång originsSeven flowers traditionSwedish birth rate statOfficial Swedish Midsommar guideThe Maypole Maypole historyRonald Hutton — The Real Meaning of the MaypoleThe Oak King & Holly King No ancient evidence for the myth Robert Graves biography Ronald Hutton on invented tradition Scholar critique of The White GoddessFeast of St. John the Baptist St. John's Day historyChurch absorption of pagan holidaysAstrology of Litha 2026 Venus conjunct Jupiter & June 2026 transitsCancer season astrologyMercury retrograde in CancerHow to Celebrate / Rituals Litha herb traditionsLitha rituals overviewGermanic Midsummer traditionsFurther Reading Ronald Hutton — The Triumph of the Moon (1999)Ronald Hutton — The Stations of the Sun (1996)Robert Graves — The White Goddess (1948)Venerable Bede — De Temporum Ratione (725 AD) FOLLOW THE SHOW INSTA TIKTOK YOUTUBE SUBSTACK

    54 min

  2. May 18

    The Real History of Tarot Cards (A French Pastor Lied)

    A Protestant pastor walked into a dinner party in 1781 and invented the entire myth of tarot's ancient Egyptian origins. He had zero sources. The room of intellectuals ate it up anyway. This week: the real 600-year history of tarot, the secret society behind the most iconic deck ever made, and the artist who drew every card you've ever pulled — and got paid once, no royalties. In this episode: ​Why everything Antoine Court de Gébelin claimed about tarot and ancient Egypt is wrong — and why the real story is actually more interesting​How a Brooklyn-born occultist and a Jamaican-British artist created the most iconic tarot deck of all time, inside the same secret society​What the Fool card has meant for 600 years straight — and hasn't needed a single reinterpretation​ Follow Delusional Bitch Juice wherever you get your podcasts. If this episode made you pull out your deck, leave a review — it helps more than you know. Sources for this episode: ​Metropolitan Museum of Art — Tarot History (free to read online)​Morgan Library — Visconti-Sforza Collection (the actual cards, viewable online)​Collector's Weekly: Tarot Mythology by Hunter Ottman-Stanford​Mary K. Greer's Tarot Blog — translation of Court de Gébelin's original 1781 essay​Artnet News: The Artist and Oculist Who Designed the Iconic Tarot Deck and Why Has No One Ever Heard of Her Name

    37 min

  3. Apr 30

    Beltane History, the Scorpio Full Moon & What the Church Tried to Erase

    What if I told you an entire village would extinguish every fire — every lamp, every hearth, every stove — and then drive their livestock between two massive bonfires, just hoping nothing went wrong? That's Beltane. And this year it's happening on the night of a Scorpio Full Moon. This episode covers the real history of one of the oldest festivals in the Celtic calendar: where the name comes from (scholars genuinely still debate this), why the fires had to be made by friction, what the Romans were doing at the exact same time (strip shows — yes, really), and why cultures across Europe with no contact with each other all landed on the same answer to "what do you do when spring peaks?" Then: the Scorpio Full Moon peaks at 11 degrees Scorpio on May 1st at 1:23 PM EDT, and we need to talk about what it means when the most intense lunar event of the year lands on one of the two days the veil is already considered thin. In this episode: The Celtic fire festival the Church tried to suppress — and why the bonfires kept going anywayWhy May 2026 has two full moons, and what the double veil thinning on May 1st actually meansWhat you can actually do on Beltane (including why an evening walk counts, and why I'm not responsible for any divorces)New episodes every week. Find Delusional Bitch Juice on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and YouTube.

    25 min

  4. 08/20/2025

    58: Charleston Dreams, Lana Del Rey Drama & Taylor’s Sparkly Orange Era

    On this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice, Heather reunites with Mikayla, the original DBJ host, for a full-circle catch-up! Mikayla spills all about her big move from St. Louis to Charleston—from gut feelings and woo-girl energies to the realities of moving cross-country as a mom and influencer. We talk about coastal cities, content creation, and what it’s really like trying to stand out in Charleston’s creator scene. Then, we dive into the pop culture chaos of the week: The messy Lana Del Rey vs. Ethel Cain feud and why it’s giving déjà vu of Sabrina vs. Olivia. Taylor Swift announcing her 12th album The Life of a Showgirl—and why her “sparkly orange era” might change everything. Whether Sabrina Carpenter has what it takes to be the next pop queen—or if Taylor’s crown is untouchable. If you’ve ever debated whether moving to a coastal city makes you a better influencer, or just love a little pop star drama and Taylor Swift theories, this one’s for you. Like, Follow & Share if you vibed with this episode!Instagram: Delusional Bitch Juice [00:00] – Welcome back, Mikayla! The OG delusional bitch returns[01:00] – Why Mikayla is leaving St. Louis for Charleston[05:30] – The hardest parts of moving cross-country as a mom[12:00] – Is Charleston forever or a stepping stone to Chicago?[16:00] – Collab Club updates + coastal creator life[19:00] – Charleston vibes: food, fashion & King Street[24:00] – St. Louis vs Charleston food scene[32:00] – Podcast platforms: Podcastle vs Descript[33:00] – Lana Del Rey vs Ethel Cain: the feud explained[46:00] – Taylor Swift’s new album The Life of a Showgirl[55:00] – Sabrina Carpenter collab & the future of pop girlies[59:00] – When’s Taylor’s downfall coming? Who’s next in line?[1:00:00] – Mikayla’s official move date + Charleston sendoff

    58 min

  5. 08/11/2025

    57: Sydney Sweeney’s ‘Good Jeans’ Backlash, TikTok Growth Hacks, & Love Is Blind in St. Louis

    On this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice, Heather is holding it down while Chloe takes some “Marriage Time Off,” bringing in special guest Sofia to spill insider TikTok growth hacks. Learn exactly how she broke out of the 300-view slump, the hashtags and posting times that trigger the algorithm, and why engagement beats followers for going viral in 2025. We break down the Sydney Sweeney x American Eagle “Good Jeans” campaign backlash — including the eugenics controversy, the fashion PR response, and how brand scandals can actually boost stock prices. Then, we dive into why Millennial nostalgia dominates 2025 entertainment (Freaky Friday, Devil Wears Prada, Mean Girls) and why “comfort content” is our collective coping mechanism. Other hot topics: No clear “Song of the Summer” for 2025 — what’s replacing the era of Espresso and Peaches? The weird, silent moment at a Bad Bunny concert and why fans are calling it “creepy vibes.” Love Is Blind casting in St. Louis: dating scene realities, Main Street & Westport date night ideas, and why our city is a hidden gem for reality TV. Retail chaos stories from Missouri’s Tax-Free Weekend — including line drama, in-store shortages, and online vs. brick-and-mortar shopping. Timestamps: [0:00] – Heather’s solo intro + guest Sofia [5:10] – Sydney Sweeney “Good Jeans” ad explained [15:22] – Why Millennial nostalgia rules 2025 [20:45] – How to beat the TikTok algorithm [39:12] – Where’s the Song of the Summer? [45:30] – Creepy vibes at a Bad Bunny concert [55:50] – Love Is Blind in St. Louis [1:05:40] – Best local date spots

    49 min

  6. 07/19/2025

    56: Coldplay CEO Scandal, Sheena Shay’s Cheating Reveal, & Beyond the Villa Breakdown

    Chloe’s flying solo this week with a deep dive into the wildest pop culture headlines and reality TV chaos. First up: a Coldplay kiss cam moment exposes a CEO and his head of HR—Chloe breaks down the viral video and the fallout. Then, she reacts to Sheena Shay’s bombshell reveal that Brock cheated during her pregnancy (yep, it’s in the book). Plus, Chloe recaps the premiere of Love Island: Beyond the Villa and gives her take on the Kaylor vs. Liv feud, glam squad drama, and who’s actually built for reality TV long-term. (00:00) Intro: Chloe Takes the MicHeather’s off this week, and Chloe is running the show solo—brace yourself. (00:46) Annabelle & the Paranormal DeathA paranormal investigator dies after touring with the real Annabelle doll. Is it the doll? Is it a PR stunt? Chloe weighs in. (02:01) Coldplay Kiss Cam & HR ScandalA CEO and his head of HR get exposed at a Coldplay concert. The kiss cam catches more than affection—there’s a whole HR nightmare. (06:31) The Valley: Janet, Jax & the Fan AccusationChloe breaks down the group dynamics on The Valley, Danny’s drinking, and why everyone’s turning on Janet. (13:46) Sheena’s Cheating BombshellSheena reveals Brock cheated on her while she was pregnant. Chloe questions the timing and whether it’s all for book sales. (18:11) Nepo Babies & Rent Drama on Next Gen NYCFrom Charlie’s shady associates to Ava Dash’s eviction, Chloe dives into who's actually rich and who's faking it in NYC. (21:31) Beyond the Villa: Love Island Gets a SpinoffChloe shares her thoughts on Beyond the Villa, why it's working, and how it could evolve into a summer-house-style staple. (25:01) Kaylor vs. Liv: Lies, Glam, and Birthday ShadeThe full breakdown of the Kaylor vs. Liv feud—starting with a camera, ending with a party snub. Chloe connects the dots.

    39 min

  7. 07/12/2025

    55: Bieber Drama, Sweaty Summer Fits, Crypto Charlie Scandal & Our Final Love Island Recap

    In this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice, we kick things off with some wedding planning chaos (spoiler: nothing is ready), spiral into our thought of summer outfits (why is everything sheer??), and then dive into the Bieber-Hailey drama timeline—because yes, it’s still happening. Then: Love Island gives us one last round of delusion, and Next Gen NYC drops a literal crypto torture scandal. Also, can we talk about bubble skirts? And the Jenners in St. Tropez?? Yeah, we go there. (00:30) Wedding Planning Update (06:51) Trivia Night: Where We Humiliate Ourselves for Fun (13:19) Summer Fashion Trends from the Jenners (33:37) Bieber Family Drama (35:47) Crypto Cults & Reality TV Regrets (44:59) Our Final Love Island Takes (for Now) Like, follow, rate, and share if you’re also sweaty, confused, and addicted to reality TV.

    1h 8m

  8. 06/30/2025

    54: Bachelorette Bruises, Medieval Y2K, & Love Island Lingo

    On this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice, Chloe recaps her wild bachelorette party weekend—think bruises, breast milk shots, and chaotic bar crawls in Nashville. Then we dive into the rising Medieval Y2K fashion trend and how corsets, velvet, and chainmail jewelry are taking over the summer scene (bye clean girl aesthetic!). We also break down the Love Island lingo that's all over TikTok right now: from "pulling for chats" to "the ick," we decode what the villa babes are saying so you don't have to Google it. Plus, we spill on the latest reality TV chaos, including billionaire drama and a messy celeb dental disaster. Like, Subscribe, Follow, and Share if you liked this episode! Follow us on Instagram! Delusional Bitch Juice & TikTok dbjpodcast

    1h 10m
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About

Witchcraft, folklore, occult history, and metaphysics — served with a heavy pour of delusion. Each week, Heather digs into the strange true stories behind tarot, pagan traditions, sea witches, conspiracies, and ancestral magic, separating the history from the hype (and occasionally embracing the hype anyway). It's part history lecture, part séance, part group chat. Unfiltered, well-researched, and made especially for delusional witches.

Information

  • Creator
    Heather Nations
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    67
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Heather Nations
  • Show Website
    Delusional Witch Juice

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