Desert Donkeys

Golden Camel

Desert Donkeys is the one-stop podcast where Ryan and Artie share their wild ride through life, sports betting, and hopeless golf games. Join us for hilarious stories, epic wins and crushing losses, insider sports info, and plenty of laughs along the way. Whether you're a betting junkie, golf enthusiast, or just here for the stories, the Desert Donkeys are your guides through the sandy trails of life!

  1. MAR 12

    Episode #25

    Desert Donkeys Ep. 25: The Pharaoh Joins—Bad Beats, March Madness, and the State of College Sports In episode 25 of Desert Donkeys presented by Golden Campbell, the hosts welcome special guest Rami “The Pharaoh” from Los Angeles, their reigning fantasy football champion, and revisit a notorious trade that still fuels his competitive edge. The conversation ranges from ongoing betting struggles and golf pool losses to classic bad beats, including Washington’s last-second collapse, plus reflections on how the 3-point era, missed fundamentals, and relaxed travel calls have changed basketball. Rami criticizes NIL, the transfer portal, conference realignment (Pac-12 to Big Ten), and player empowerment, arguing it hurts rivalries, accountability, and defense. They debate March Madness favorites, coaching and guard play, swap stories about Disneyland costs, World Cup ticket prices in LA, the LA Marathon finish, and close with Rami’s worst gambling losses (28–3, Seahawks goal-line) and a favorite win (Denver over Carolina). 00:00 Meet the Pharaoh 01:25 Fantasy Champ Talk 03:52 On Brand Chaos 05:10 Another Betting Loss 05:54 Golf Pool Misery 09:46 Do We Know Anything 12:03 Bad Beats and Hoops 13:16 LeBron Travel Rant 14:21 MJ Sighting Story 17:23 March Madness Begins 17:41 Pac 12 Breakup Fallout 20:56 NIL Money Madness 23:18 Who Wins the Tourney 27:28 Transfer Portal Problem 29:24 Fixing the Portal Rules 31:20 Player Power and Contracts 33:17 Lakers Roster Gripes 33:39 LeBron No Killer Switch 33:53 Defense Accountability Missing 35:14 Pat Riley Old School Heat 35:54 Athletes Too Soft Today 37:43 Disneyland Price Rant 41:35 World Cup LA Reality Check 43:50 LA Marathon Photo Finish 47:01 Marathon Training Life Balance 49:07 College Hoops Rivalry Energy 53:02 March Madness Picks And Tiers 57:41 Gambling Strategy Guard Play 59:45 Bad Beats And Big Wins 01:03:29 Golden Camel Farewell

    1h 6m

  2. MAR 9

    Episode #24

    Olympic Hockey Highs, Miami 11 Nights, Golf Pool Pain & Why We Need a Friday Tee Time | Desert Donkeys Ep. 24 In Episode 24 of Desert Donkeys, the hosts recap the end of the Olympics with a focus on the men’s hockey final, praising Team USA’s goalie performance and a player who lost teeth before scoring the game-winner, while noting Canada’s recent string of runner-up finishes. They react to Pat McAfee paying a post-win tab at Miami’s E11EVEN and discuss Miami travel stories and real estate around the venue. The conversation shifts to a struggling golf pool on a new platform, their picks, and a detailed round at a Phoenix-area CC featuring birdies, triple bogeys, brutal bunkers, and how hard golf is mentally without regular play—prompting plans to book a Friday round. They touch on Middle East attacks impacting Dubai, soccer and Champions League/World Cup timing, a Tony Gonzalez 50th birthday trip and LA lunches, disappointing NBA load management at a Suns-Celtics game, spring traffic, March Madness, and a possible guest to talk college hoops and betting. 00:00 Welcome Back Episode 24 00:06 Olympics Hockey Finale 01:20 Miracle on Ice Talk 03:17 Hughes Missing Teeth 04:53 McAfee Pays at 11 06:37 Miami 11 Stories 07:52 Golf Watching and Picks 08:30 Pool Platform Complaints 09:12 Fantasy Picks Strategy 10:25 Joining the Country Club 11:49 Membership Rules Frustrations 13:26 Swing Changes and Blowups 14:33 Bunker Disaster Story 23:06 Golf Is Mental Game 24:14 Booking Friday Golf Therapy 25:25 Course Pick Phoenician 25:50 War News Dubai Drones 29:47 Switching To Sports Betting 29:54 Soccer Races And Champions League 32:46 World Cup Timing And US Squad 35:26 LA Weekend Tony Gonzalez Party 37:52 March Madness Betting Talk 40:35 NBA Game And Rah Rah Room 43:31 Spring Training Traffic And Golf Plans 46:38 Sunburn And Studio 54 Fit 48:28 Rami Next Week And Sign Off

    51 min

  3. FEB 20

    Episode #23

    Football Withdrawals, Degenerate Bets & Golf Is Back (Plus Soccer, NBA & Prediction Markets) In week two of no football, the Desert Donkeys recap Super Bowl disappointment, reassess the halftime show, and spiral into a chaotic gambling confession featuring random college hoops, a Duke spread that pushes late, and even women’s basketball—offset briefly by a win on Awae in a golf pool. They break down the Pebble Beach finish, slow play pressure, Morikawa’s drought, and why Scottie Scheffler feels inevitable, then preview Riviera/Genesis with picks like Matthew Fitzpatrick and Jake Knapp and stories from playing Riviera with tournament-speed greens. The conversation hits learning golf fundamentals, how pros generate speed, and the frustration of starting late compared to young plus-handicap players. They touch on the NBA All-Star format, load management, and the Suns/OKC game where stars sat, debate shortening the NBA season, and shift to Premier League and Champions League excitement as knockout stages begin. They discuss prediction markets dwarfing Vegas Super Bowl handle, potential pop-culture expansion, and insider-information risks, then close with Vegas bankroll nostalgia, a high-limit blackjack heater to $106K, and the ongoing belief that a big comeback is coming—just in time for March Madness. 00:00 Week Two Without Football: Super Bowl Hangover & Patriots Gripes 00:41 Halftime Show Rewatch: Catchy Tunes, Volume On, and Salsa Dreams 01:48 Falling Off the Gambling Wagon: Degenerate Friday Night Card 04:11 Saturday ‘Productive Dad’ to Max-Bet Chaos: Duke Push & Iowa State Pain 05:15 Sunday Golf Pool Rollercoaster: Morikawa Sweat and Chasing Losses 06:27 Golf Is Back: Scheffler’s Dominance, Slow Play, and Mental Toughness 10:50 Aspen Partying & Altitude Food Poisoning Horror Story 14:01 Genesis at Riviera Preview: Course Stories, Picks, and Saving Stars for Majors 20:13 Learning the Golf Swing: Tempo, ‘Aha’ Moments, and Why Smooth Wins 22:43 All-Star Break Talk: NBA All-Star Mess, Baseball Opening Day Buzz, and March Madness/NIL 28:54 Suns vs OKC Blowout & Who Even Played? 29:15 Is Anyone Beating OKC? Defense Stats & Playoff Totals 31:00 Going to a Suns Game: The In-Arena Vibe & Hospitality Upgrades 31:52 Load Management Rant: Cut the NBA Season? 34:32 Soccer Fever: Why the Premier League Is Must-Watch 36:13 Champions League Explained: Knockout Rounds, Schedules & Upsets 39:10 World Cup Talk: Favorites, USA Outlook & Getting Into Soccer 41:44 Prediction Markets vs Vegas: Massive Volume & What Comes Next 44:47 Insider Trading in Prediction Markets: Red Flags & Real Examples 47:58 March Madness Chaos: 12 Hours of Games & Betting Anxiety 49:11 Vegas vs World Travel: First-Class Dreams & Airport Rituals 52:34 Degens in Vegas: The $106K Night, Giving It Back & ‘We’re Due’ 58:39 Final Sign-Off: Cashing Big Soon (Hopefully)

    59 min

  4. FEB 11

    Episode #22

    Desert Donkeys Post Super Bowl Edition: Betting Mishaps & Wild Phoenix Open In this episode of Desert Donkeys, we dive into the aftermath of a disastrous Super Bowl betting spree and the unique chaos of the Phoenix Open. From the woes of losing bets to the bizarre halftime show and the epic spring break environment at the golf tournament, this humorous and candid discussion covers it all. Highlights include encounters with passionate preachers, insane party vibes, and reflections on the next year's sports betting strategy. Tune in for a blend of sarcasm, self-deprecation, and ego-fueled banter. 00:00 Welcome to Desert Donkeys Post Super Bowl Edition 00:25 Betting Woes and Super Bowl Reflections 04:25 Halftime Show Critique 04:40 A Haircut and Cultural Observations 07:18 Super Bowl Venue Rants 10:38 Phoenix Open Adventures 11:15 Crazy Dreams and Partying Stories 15:41 Golf Bets and Tournament Drama 20:52 Preachers and Street Encounters 23:14 Nightlife Impressions and Tequila Sodas 24:10 Crowd at the Summit 27:44 Super Bowl and Halftime Shows 28:43 Patriots' Performance and Controversies 33:38 Basketball and Betting 36:51 Golf Talk and Lessons 41:19 Phoenix Open Experience 42:09 Conclusion and Future Plans

    44 min

  5. FEB 4

    Episode #21

    Super Bowl Week Extravaganza: Betting Tips, Memorable Moments, and Phoenix Open Hype! In this lively episode, we dive into the excitement of Super Bowl Week, sharing our thoughts on the upcoming game, favorite Super Bowl moments, and memorable betting experiences. We also discuss the Phoenix Open, recalling past experiences and what to expect this year. With a mix of self-deprecating humor, sarcasm, and ego, we navigate through our predictions, bets, and plans for the week ahead. Join us for a fun and entertaining look at the best week of the year! 00:00 Super Bowl Week Excitement 00:34 Gambling Woes and PTSD 03:15 Unexpected Super Bowl Teams 09:40 Phoenix Open Anticipation 20:08 Golf Lessons and Plans 22:23 Golf Tournament Vibes 24:19 Super Bowl Memories: The Highs and Lows 27:18 Epic Betting Stories 34:48 Super Bowl Halftime Shows and Commercials 36:30 Predictions and Betting Strategies 46:18 Final Thoughts and Fun Bets

    49 min

  6. JAN 29

    Episode #20

    Super Bowl Countdown: Analysis, Predictions, and Hilarious Rants In this episode, we dive deep into the NFL playoffs, highlighting the epic and not-so-epic games leading up to the Super Bowl. We discuss the key moments, controversial calls, and our predictions for the big game. Expect lots of sarcasm, self-deprecating humor, and ego as we analyze the defensive plays, quarterback performances, and even delve into college basketball and NBA standings. Plus, get our take on the PGA Tour and the latest in the golf world. Join us for a fun, light-hearted, and informative sports discussion! 00:00 Super Bowl Excitement Begins 00:13 Analyzing the Denver vs. Patriots Game 01:29 Weather Impact on the Game 05:22 Controversial Calls and Rage Baiting 13:31 Super Bowl Predictions and Player Highlights 23:24 Reflecting on Betting and the Super Bowl 24:05 Analyzing the Rams and Seahawks Game 25:18 Super Bowl Predictions and Player Highlights 26:50 Transition to Basketball and College Games 28:18 NBA Surprises and Team Standings 30:43 Golf Season and Upcoming Tournaments 35:08 The LIV Golf Controversy 43:04 Coaching Changes and NFL Offseason 45:19 Countdown to the Super Bowl  ––––––––––––––––––––––– 🎲 Bet With Us — Powered by BetMGM 🎲 We’ve teamed up with BetMGM this season and we’re using BetMGM lines for all our picks. New users can get up to a $1,500 First Bet Offer when they sign up using bonus code DESERTDONKEY. 👉 Sign up here: https://mediaserver.betmgmpartners.com/renderBanner.do?zoneId=1741437 BetMGM — Make it Legendary ⚠️ Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER. 21+ only. Please gamble responsibly. Terms apply.

    47 min

  7. JAN 22

    Episode #19

    Wild Championship Week Recap | Desert Donkeys Podcast Welcome back to Desert Donkeys! In this championship week episode, we're breaking down the thrilling national championship game with some colorful commentary. From a gritty first half to a high-scoring second half, we discuss key plays, coaching decisions, and standout performances. We also dive into the latest NFL action, debating playoff scenarios, controversial calls, and potential Super Bowl contenders. Whether you're here for the analysis or the banter, strap in for our self-deprecating, sarcastic, and ego-filled take on all the football drama. Thanks for listening, and enjoy! 00:00 Introduction and Championship Week Overview 00:14 First Half Analysis: A Tough Game 00:58 Special Teams and Coaching Impact 02:45 Second Half Highlights and Key Plays 06:42 Betting Insights and Reflections 08:05 NFL Game Recaps and Analysis 09:31 Controversial Calls and Rule Discussions 13:03 Coaching Changes and Future Predictions 21:04 The Ubiquity of Holding in Football 21:36 Impact of Gambling on Sports Fandom 21:49 Broncos' Quarterback Dilemma 23:21 Caleb Williams' Performance and Criticism 27:12 Stroud's Playoff Struggles 32:17 Super Bowl Predictions and Betting Insights 43:17 Excitement in College Basketball and NFL Drama 43:46 Final Thoughts and Farewell

    47 min

  8. JAN 15

    Episode #18

    Wild Weekend Recap & NFL Playoff Predictions: Betting, Booze, and Big Plays In this episode, we break down the action-packed divisional playoffs and share hilarious stories from a wild weekend in Big Sky, Montana. We discuss our recent betting triumphs and misfires, touch on the most expensive championship game in history, and debate NFL coaching decisions. Get ready for in-depth analysis of the upcoming NFL playoff games, a passionate discussion on the college football transfer portal, and some truly self-deprecating humor. Join us for sports talk that's heavy on sarcasm, ego, and fun! 00:00 Divisional Playoffs Chaos 00:18 Big Sky Birthday Bash 01:05 Snowshoe Olympics 03:45 Epic Weekend in Big Sky 07:14 Fiesta Bowl Experience 09:18 Miami vs. Ole Miss Game Analysis 12:28 Indiana Football Dominance 21:31 Betting Adventures and Super Bowl Predictions 24:56 Betting on the Packers and Bears 25:35 Unbelievable Stats and Game Highlights 27:33 Weekend Betting Recap 30:00 NFL Playoff Predictions 35:09 College Football and NIL Chaos 39:41 Super Bowl Predictions and Coaching Changes 46:26 Wrapping Up and Final Picks

    58 min
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Desert Donkeys is the one-stop podcast where Ryan and Artie share their wild ride through life, sports betting, and hopeless golf games. Join us for hilarious stories, epic wins and crushing losses, insider sports info, and plenty of laughs along the way. Whether you're a betting junkie, golf enthusiast, or just here for the stories, the Desert Donkeys are your guides through the sandy trails of life!

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  • Creator
    Golden Camel
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    26
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Desert Donkeys
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    Desert Donkeys