Desert Donkeys

Golden Camel

Desert Donkeys is the one-stop podcast where Ryan and Artie share their wild ride through life, sports betting, and hopeless golf games. Join us for hilarious stories, epic wins and crushing losses, insider sports info, and plenty of laughs along the way. Whether you're a betting junkie, golf enthusiast, or just here for the stories, the Desert Donkeys are your guides through the sandy trails of life!

  1. 1D AGO

    Episode #22

    Desert Donkeys Post Super Bowl Edition: Betting Mishaps & Wild Phoenix Open In this episode of Desert Donkeys, we dive into the aftermath of a disastrous Super Bowl betting spree and the unique chaos of the Phoenix Open. From the woes of losing bets to the bizarre halftime show and the epic spring break environment at the golf tournament, this humorous and candid discussion covers it all. Highlights include encounters with passionate preachers, insane party vibes, and reflections on the next year's sports betting strategy. Tune in for a blend of sarcasm, self-deprecation, and ego-fueled banter. 00:00 Welcome to Desert Donkeys Post Super Bowl Edition 00:25 Betting Woes and Super Bowl Reflections 04:25 Halftime Show Critique 04:40 A Haircut and Cultural Observations 07:18 Super Bowl Venue Rants 10:38 Phoenix Open Adventures 11:15 Crazy Dreams and Partying Stories 15:41 Golf Bets and Tournament Drama 20:52 Preachers and Street Encounters 23:14 Nightlife Impressions and Tequila Sodas 24:10 Crowd at the Summit 27:44 Super Bowl and Halftime Shows 28:43 Patriots' Performance and Controversies 33:38 Basketball and Betting 36:51 Golf Talk and Lessons 41:19 Phoenix Open Experience 42:09 Conclusion and Future Plans

    44 min

  2. FEB 4

    Episode #21

    Super Bowl Week Extravaganza: Betting Tips, Memorable Moments, and Phoenix Open Hype! In this lively episode, we dive into the excitement of Super Bowl Week, sharing our thoughts on the upcoming game, favorite Super Bowl moments, and memorable betting experiences. We also discuss the Phoenix Open, recalling past experiences and what to expect this year. With a mix of self-deprecating humor, sarcasm, and ego, we navigate through our predictions, bets, and plans for the week ahead. Join us for a fun and entertaining look at the best week of the year! 00:00 Super Bowl Week Excitement 00:34 Gambling Woes and PTSD 03:15 Unexpected Super Bowl Teams 09:40 Phoenix Open Anticipation 20:08 Golf Lessons and Plans 22:23 Golf Tournament Vibes 24:19 Super Bowl Memories: The Highs and Lows 27:18 Epic Betting Stories 34:48 Super Bowl Halftime Shows and Commercials 36:30 Predictions and Betting Strategies 46:18 Final Thoughts and Fun Bets

    49 min

  3. JAN 29

    Episode #20

    Super Bowl Countdown: Analysis, Predictions, and Hilarious Rants In this episode, we dive deep into the NFL playoffs, highlighting the epic and not-so-epic games leading up to the Super Bowl. We discuss the key moments, controversial calls, and our predictions for the big game. Expect lots of sarcasm, self-deprecating humor, and ego as we analyze the defensive plays, quarterback performances, and even delve into college basketball and NBA standings. Plus, get our take on the PGA Tour and the latest in the golf world. Join us for a fun, light-hearted, and informative sports discussion! 00:00 Super Bowl Excitement Begins 00:13 Analyzing the Denver vs. Patriots Game 01:29 Weather Impact on the Game 05:22 Controversial Calls and Rage Baiting 13:31 Super Bowl Predictions and Player Highlights 23:24 Reflecting on Betting and the Super Bowl 24:05 Analyzing the Rams and Seahawks Game 25:18 Super Bowl Predictions and Player Highlights 26:50 Transition to Basketball and College Games 28:18 NBA Surprises and Team Standings 30:43 Golf Season and Upcoming Tournaments 35:08 The LIV Golf Controversy 43:04 Coaching Changes and NFL Offseason 45:19 Countdown to the Super Bowl  ––––––––––––––––––––––– 🎲 Bet With Us — Powered by BetMGM 🎲 We’ve teamed up with BetMGM this season and we’re using BetMGM lines for all our picks. New users can get up to a $1,500 First Bet Offer when they sign up using bonus code DESERTDONKEY. 👉 Sign up here: https://mediaserver.betmgmpartners.com/renderBanner.do?zoneId=1741437 BetMGM — Make it Legendary ⚠️ Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER. 21+ only. Please gamble responsibly. Terms apply.

    47 min

  4. JAN 22

    Episode #19

    Wild Championship Week Recap | Desert Donkeys Podcast Welcome back to Desert Donkeys! In this championship week episode, we're breaking down the thrilling national championship game with some colorful commentary. From a gritty first half to a high-scoring second half, we discuss key plays, coaching decisions, and standout performances. We also dive into the latest NFL action, debating playoff scenarios, controversial calls, and potential Super Bowl contenders. Whether you're here for the analysis or the banter, strap in for our self-deprecating, sarcastic, and ego-filled take on all the football drama. Thanks for listening, and enjoy! 00:00 Introduction and Championship Week Overview 00:14 First Half Analysis: A Tough Game 00:58 Special Teams and Coaching Impact 02:45 Second Half Highlights and Key Plays 06:42 Betting Insights and Reflections 08:05 NFL Game Recaps and Analysis 09:31 Controversial Calls and Rule Discussions 13:03 Coaching Changes and Future Predictions 21:04 The Ubiquity of Holding in Football 21:36 Impact of Gambling on Sports Fandom 21:49 Broncos' Quarterback Dilemma 23:21 Caleb Williams' Performance and Criticism 27:12 Stroud's Playoff Struggles 32:17 Super Bowl Predictions and Betting Insights 43:17 Excitement in College Basketball and NFL Drama 43:46 Final Thoughts and Farewell

    47 min

  5. JAN 15

    Episode #18

    Wild Weekend Recap & NFL Playoff Predictions: Betting, Booze, and Big Plays In this episode, we break down the action-packed divisional playoffs and share hilarious stories from a wild weekend in Big Sky, Montana. We discuss our recent betting triumphs and misfires, touch on the most expensive championship game in history, and debate NFL coaching decisions. Get ready for in-depth analysis of the upcoming NFL playoff games, a passionate discussion on the college football transfer portal, and some truly self-deprecating humor. Join us for sports talk that's heavy on sarcasm, ego, and fun! 00:00 Divisional Playoffs Chaos 00:18 Big Sky Birthday Bash 01:05 Snowshoe Olympics 03:45 Epic Weekend in Big Sky 07:14 Fiesta Bowl Experience 09:18 Miami vs. Ole Miss Game Analysis 12:28 Indiana Football Dominance 21:31 Betting Adventures and Super Bowl Predictions 24:56 Betting on the Packers and Bears 25:35 Unbelievable Stats and Game Highlights 27:33 Weekend Betting Recap 30:00 NFL Playoff Predictions 35:09 College Football and NIL Chaos 39:41 Super Bowl Predictions and Coaching Changes 46:26 Wrapping Up and Final Picks

    58 min

  6. JAN 13

    Episode #17

    Wild Stories, Football Follies & New Year's Resolutions | NFL Playoffs Chat In this episode, the hosts dive into vivid stories about their New Year's Eve experiences, from early bedtimes to wild fireworks. They chat about the NFL playoffs and share their thoughts on various games and moments, including a funny take on fireworks in the bedroom, grand dinners, and unexpected rain. There's a lot of colorful language as they recount their bets and football analysis, including a potential trip to a Green Bay vs. Chicago game. Sprinkled with humor and self-deprecation, they wrap up discussing what makes college football exciting and speculate on the future of certain NFL teams and players. With plenty of F-bombs, this podcast mixes deep football insights with fun personal anecdotes. 00:00 Introduction and New Year's Eve Stories 00:28 Fireworks and Rainy New Year's Night 02:36 New Year's Day and Football 03:33 Expensive New Year's Dinner in Aspen 06:48 New Year's Resolutions and Fitness Goals 09:04 Reflecting on Past and Present 10:27 College Football Playoffs Discussion 19:46 NFL Playoffs and Betting Stories 26:50 Questioning the Betting Lines 27:12 Unpredictable NFL Season 28:43 Betting Woes and Missed Opportunities 29:53 Kickers and Celebrations 30:22 Seattle's Defense and Super Bowl Hopes 41:46 Coaching Changes and Controversies 49:46 NFL Playoff Predictions 53:38 Final Thoughts and Betting Plans

    55 min

  7. 12/26/2025

    Episode #16

    NFL Week 17 Breakdown & Betting Recap | College Football, Fantasy, and More! In this week's episode, we dive into the rollercoaster that was NFL Week 17, sharing our bets and outcomes, both good and bad. Join hosts Chris and Ryan as they discuss their college football predictions, unforgettable plays, and disappointing games. We also touch on exciting NFL moments, fantasy football heartbreaks, and dive into a potential betting strategy for upcoming games. Get caught up on all the action and hear our hot takes for the next round of games! 00:00 Welcome and Week 17 NFL Recap 00:25 College Football Highlights and Predictions 04:27 NFL Game Reactions and Betting Woes 05:51 Future Bets and Playoff Hopes 15:07 College Football Playoff Excitement 21:56 Big 12 and College Football Playoffs 22:48 Fantasy Football Finals Drama 26:40 NFL Christmas Games Preview 32:26 Betting Strategies and Picks 35:33 Holiday Plans and Weather Updates 41:38 Concluding Remarks and Shoutouts

    43 min

  8. 12/17/2025

    Episode #15

    NFL Week 16: Fantasy Football Meltdowns & Betting Picks Join us in this episode as we dive into the emotional rollercoaster of NFL Week 16 and the end of the fantasy football season. We express our frustrations with fantasy football, lament heartbreaking losses, and even discuss the possibility of quitting for good. But that's not all! We provide our betting picks for upcoming NFL and college football games, share thoughts on key matchups, and can't help but roast a few teams. For some added fun, hear about Artie's marathon experience, complete with unexpected challenges and triumphs. Tune in for an episode filled with self-deprecating humor, sarcasm, and a whole lot of ego! 00:00 Fantasy Football Frustrations 00:37 Heartbreaking Losses and Near Wins 02:50 Fantasy Football Strategies and Regrets 07:03 NFL Week 16 Recap 07:40 Betting Insights and Predictions 15:33 College Football Playoff Preview 24:10 Unexpected Outcomes and Notre Dame's Fate 24:20 Johnny Manziel and the Porn Star Incident 24:45 Michigan's Coaching Scandal 26:42 Marathon Madness: A Personal Journey 38:29 NFL Highlights and Predictions 47:07 Wrapping Up: Final Thoughts and Farewells

    48 min
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Desert Donkeys is the one-stop podcast where Ryan and Artie share their wild ride through life, sports betting, and hopeless golf games. Join us for hilarious stories, epic wins and crushing losses, insider sports info, and plenty of laughs along the way. Whether you're a betting junkie, golf enthusiast, or just here for the stories, the Desert Donkeys are your guides through the sandy trails of life!

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  • Creator
    Golden Camel
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    23
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Desert Donkeys
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