Devils For Hire

C.R. Lavallee
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The year is 2049. The world is a changed place. A state of devolution following World War 3. The last of humanity has scattered to various sanctuaries across the land. Haunted by the terrors brought on by the nuclear apocalypse: Mutants, Zombies, Yetis, and Marauders - the merciless scavengers and displaced soldiers of the last great war. The last hope for what's left of humanity is a team of mercenaries. Elite soldiers from the old world known as the Devils Unit. **This program contains extreme violence, language, and sexuality and should not be heard by the easily offended or children**

  1. Episode 11: No Sanctuary

    2월 16일

    Episode 11: No Sanctuary

    After kidnapping a couple of dangerous fellows from the local watering hole, the Devil's Unit have cleverly disguised them as Brian and Rusty using Brian's pubic hair and some makeup scrounged up at an old burlesque house with hopes they will act as convincing decoys to fool Rodney Peril's artificial intelligence. Now they must find a way to fool the decoys into volunteering for death while they enter the most mysterious and dangerous place left on Earth - a partially operational Nuclear Power Plant within the walls of Sanctuary that is guarded by Rodney itself. The plan: Destroy Rodney Peril and escape with enough plutonium to power Manhattan for good. The problem: Rodney is aware, and has falsified a broadcast to turn the marauders of the surrounding region against the Devils, hoping to have them killed before they can enter. The hunters are now the hunted, equipped only with a few small arms, explosives, and a Yeti wielding a Neutron Emitting Gatling Gun Assault Rifle. Who will come out on top? Only one thing is certain. Not everyone will make it out of this episode alive. For there is No Sanctuary here. Cover art generated using Grok xAI

    54분
  2. Episode 10: Gunopoly

    2025. 11. 03.

    Episode 10: Gunopoly

    With their sanctuary's power completely drained, the Devil's Unit must now find a new source of energy. They will have to infiltrate the most dangerous place imaginable and steal a stockpile of plutonium. But first, they will have to take the weapons and vehicles left over from the battlefield and make a trade with another mercenary group for fuel to get there. The only problem, Rodney is aware, and is using the only tool at its disposal to stop the Devil's Unit from intruding - broadcasting fake news to tarnish their name and make them an enemy of the people in the surrounding lands, with hopes the Devils will be destroyed before they can access Rodney's sanctuary. This episode is dedicated to the voice of The Bear, on his 50th birthday today... Who is not in this episode, but is chasing that rainbow nonetheless. Featuring original music from Diddlestein and the Load Warrior Cover art generated using Grok xAI

    37분
  3. Episode 9: Rodney is Ristening

    2025. 05. 04.

    Episode 9: Rodney is Ristening

    With Mr. Tickles out of the way, all that's left threatening Manhattan now is what's left of his army. But unfortunately for the Devil's Unit and the people of Manhattan, their power supply now hangs by a thread. Their only chance for survival now is to divert all the remaining power into an experimental weapon Isosceles has created to destroy the last of the enemy. If this works, the next mission will be to find a massive power source to quickly replenish their systems. But until they do, they will be completely vulnerable to attack. A mysterious location with an excess of power does exist, but getting to it is incredibly risky... If they aren't quiet. Cover art generated using Grok xAI

    30분
  4. Episode 8: Little Red Riding Ramone

    2025. 03. 29.

    Episode 8: Little Red Riding Ramone

    After a botched night incursion on Mr. Tickles' compound, the Devil's Unit find themselves waking up from a deployed gas grenade as restrained prisoners, prepped for a gruesome interrogation before being brought to meet Mr. Tickles. But they're not alone. An old friend has also been captured. And a new friend has just realized a peculiar ability which may just aid in their escape, and the rescue of Max. It's a race against time to complete this mission before all of Manhattan's defensive power is depleted back home. Can they do it? I don't know. Listen to the G-Dang episode and find out for yourself. Geez. Cover art generated using Grok xAI

    53분
  5. Episode 7: Story Time

    2025. 02. 03.

    Episode 7: Story Time

    As the second half of Devils For Hire, Season 1 is in production, the incredibly unincredible creator of the show C.R. Lavallee sits down and reads two of his original short stories. Story 1: People Who Lick Book Pages and the Space-time Continuum. Story 2: The Dragon's Cave. Devils For Hire will be back soon. In the mean time, enjoy!

    16분
  6. Episode 6: Marauding in the Night (mid-season finale)

    2024. 08. 04.

    Episode 6: Marauding in the Night (mid-season finale)

    While Manhatten Sanctuary is relentlessly bombarded with rockets and mutant insurgents, the Devils Unit uses the advantage of night to slip away in their secret stealth bomber and head to the suspected location of Mr. Tickles's hideout. They must parachute in and covertly infiltrate the compound, but soon learn that Mr. Tickles has a few surprises in store for them. They learn that undertaking this task may not be possible without a little extra backup. But who can help them now behind enemy lines and in total darkness? Cover art generated using Grok xAI

    48분
  7. Episode 5: Road War Peoples

    2024. 07. 29.

    Episode 5: Road War Peoples

    As Rusty and Max make their way home by foot, Mr Tickles's army has already reached the gates of Manhattan and is demanding the surrender of Jade and Brian. Now they must come up with a plan to deal with Tickles and his army at the same time before their sanctuary runs out of power and loses its defense capabilities. Rusty and Max also run into some familiar enemies on the road who must be dealt with before they can link back up with Jade and the crew at Manhattan Sanctuary. Cover art generated using Grok xAI

    35분
  8. Episode 4: Granny Tickles

    2024. 07. 21.

    Episode 4: Granny Tickles

    After some unforseen events, the unit has finally made it home, with some extra intel on Mr Tickles' ambitions. But Mr Tickles has gathered some intel of his own... Meanwhile, Brian gets reacquainted with an old foe, and Rusty and Max get the day off... Which is sure to lead to trouble on the road... While they're away on some leisure time, the rest of the unit takes a closer look at their new pet Yeti Ramone, and they make an interesting discovery. Cover art generated using Grok xAI

    39분
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The year is 2049. The world is a changed place. A state of devolution following World War 3. The last of humanity has scattered to various sanctuaries across the land. Haunted by the terrors brought on by the nuclear apocalypse: Mutants, Zombies, Yetis, and Marauders - the merciless scavengers and displaced soldiers of the last great war. The last hope for what's left of humanity is a team of mercenaries. Elite soldiers from the old world known as the Devils Unit. **This program contains extreme violence, language, and sexuality and should not be heard by the easily offended or children**

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  • 제작진
    C.R. Lavallee
  • 방송 연도
    2024년 - 2026년
  • 에피소드
    13
  • 등급
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  • 저작권
    © C.R. Lavallee
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    Devils For Hire