59 episodes

A skincare psy-op. New episodes every Wednesday.

Get in touch: dewydudes@gmail.com

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A skincare psy-op. New episodes every Wednesday.

Get in touch: dewydudes@gmail.com

    59. Blackout Wednesday

    59. Blackout Wednesday

    The fellas preview their holiday gift guide while discussing some of this week’s biggest Black Friday sales in skincare. The duo also get into pore strips, Augustinus Bader, Thanksgiving faux pas, Kris Jenner’s Pete Davidson psy-op, and much, much more.

    If the listeners are able to bare Emilio’s god awful microphone quality then they’ll be graced with some spicy Dewy Do’s and Dont’s to round off the ep.

    • 40 min
    58. Internet Hunks

    58. Internet Hunks

    This week, the episode docket is STACKED. Tune in as the the fellas unpack Harry Styles’s venture into the beauty market, women over 40 pitting their aging up against Kyle Rittenhouse’s mom, and the feminine urge to thirst for some average ass-looking dude on the internet.

    The boys also get into e-boy hairstyles, the ramifications of yassification, dad-bod discourse, Kumail Nanjiani’s PR pivot regarding his journey towards beefiness, and much, much more.

    Read Danya Issawi’s “Thinking Hard About Their Hair” for The New York Times:

    Read Rebecca Jennings’s “Anatomy of a Hunk” for The New York Times:

    • 1 hr 2 min
    57. No Nut Exploitation

    57. No Nut Exploitation

    This week, the boys convene for a special no-nut November look into Hims, suffering from comatose cock, and the so-called “undiagnosed epidemic of erectile dysfunction among men under 40,” which comes courtesy of Jesse Barron’s “The Soft Sell” for New York Magazine.

    The fellas spend the top half of the show attempting to understand the controversy surrounding the failed-to-launch skincare brand RFLCT by Youtuber and gamer Valkyrae and its blue light-shielding promises, all before diving into telemedicine, ED, and the modern psyche’s role in Hims’s success.

    Additionally, the two get into NFT week, new products in the rotation, NYC bathrooms and Chris Pratt’s wife-posting. They also christen a new segment wherein Evan gets Emilio’s opinion on some of the wildest manosphere opinions, curated by Hot Masculinity Takes (@MasculineTakes) on Twitter.

    Read Jesse Barron’s “The Soft Sell” about Hims for New York Mag: https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2021/10/hims-health-care.html

    • 1 hr 14 min
    56. Gary V Swallows with Serena Shahidi

    56. Gary V Swallows with Serena Shahidi

    56. Gary V Swallows w/ Serena Shahidi

    The fellas are joined by comedian, influencer, socialite and host of the infectious self-help podcast, Let Me Ruin Your Life, Serena Shahidi, aka @glamdemon2004, to talk botox, alpha male qualities, Gary Vaynerchuk’s chewing gum-swallowing philosophy, TikTok, the Winklevoss twins, her disdain for Ryan Reynolds, and much, much more.

    Serena kicks off the ep by dropping her First Aid Beauty-heavy routine before she and Emilio launch into discussing their thoughts on Caroline Calloway’s Snake Oil. Per usual, botox manages to work its way back into the conversation, as Serena explains her thinking behind adopting it in her early twenties, mentally inching the boys one step closer towards taking the bro-tox leap themselves.

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    • 1 hr 6 min
    55. Short King Surgery

    55. Short King Surgery

    Wherein the fellas reconnect to air out their New York grievances and ponder their futures in a city of perpetual grindset. Emilio teases his Snake Oil review before recounting his French pharmacy trip to cop five tubes of A313 while Evan loses it over rising rent prices.

    The boys round off the episode by diving into the logistics and consequences of Dr. Shahab Moubian’s height-lengthening surgery — a $75,000 operation that stretches short kings’ limbs up to 5.6 inches using magnetic nails.

    • 48 min
    54. Fishwifery with Caroline Goldfarb

    54. Fishwifery with Caroline Goldfarb

    This week, the fellas chat with comedian, writer, “fishfluencer” and entrepreneuse Caroline Goldfarb aka @OfficialSeanPenn.

    Caroline kicks off the episode by dropping her K-beauty-heavy skincare lineup, heaping the praises of baby botox and describing how oo35mm cured what her dermatologist couldn’t.

    She then walks the dudes through her recent entrepreneurial venture into seafood in co-founding Fishwife, a sustainable tinned fish company, and extolling its products’ health benefits.

    The gang also ponders bro-tox, exiting the internet, the state of late-night television, the miseries of Chicago, the performance logistics of dermal dick fillers, and locating the “banjo string” on your bf’s hog.

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    • 1 hr 17 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
87 Ratings

87 Ratings

dewylyfe ,

Dewy 4 Life

Love these boys with the great content.

emrthstvnsn ,

Dewy 4 life

One of my favorite pods I always look forward to new episodes! The latest ep with Caroline Calloway is gold

swimez ,

Himbo love

I found my people. It would be dewy dope if y’all put the products mentioned in the episode in the description.

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