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The Dice Will Roll Crew
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Welcome to Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions, like... Is it cannibalism to eat a polymorphed chicken? Or is it morally okay to kiss a Goblin? What's the worst thing that could happen if we split the party? We're a group of four friends who team up every week to play Pathfinder and be hopelessly queer the whole way through! From getting 4 Nat 1's in a row, to standing up to the darkest forces of the multiverse- Dice Will Roll is here to Keep it Rollin'! Email: dicewillroll@gmail.com Get extra loot on our Patreon!

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  1. Abomination Vaults Ep. 1: Torchlight & Tales

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    Abomination Vaults Ep. 1: Torchlight & Tales

    Adventurers Wanted! Will you take this journey with us? Nothing much happens in sleepy Otari, a town founded by a band of adventurers centuries ago. But when a strange light from beyond the Fogfen glows, three heroes are called to adventure to investigate. An elegant wizard... a sunny paladin... and a meek bard... who exactly put this group together? Is this the best we've got to offer? Maaaan. Well, it'll simply have to do. Join our heroes as they unwittingly journey into the Abomination Vaults, a megadungeon like no other in the beginning of our brand new adventure. Face terrible monsters, dangerous traps and ancient secrets as our 1970s style tale goes places no fools have ever dared travel... with a healthy dose of queer vibes and synth music, for good measure! Fliers get read. Telescopes get gazed through. Doors get opened. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... does casting Warp Step count as gay speedwalking? CONTENT WARNINGS: Fairy Poop — Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    2 ч. 8 мин.
  2. Abomination Vaults Ep. 2: Mitflits & Mysteries

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    Abomination Vaults Ep. 2: Mitflits & Mysteries

    Hark! Ruins full of gremlins await! When you want to be an adventurer, you need to start small. And if rats in the basement won't do it for you, what's better than some ugly, vengeful, extremely pissy fey who are phenomenally good at getting their asses kicked? Our brave dungeoneers explore the ruins of a lighthouse hidden deep in a swamp of all places, looking for the glowing light that's been winking on the edge of Otari. Who put it there? Was it these mitflits? Surely it was the mitflits! There's no way something... mysterious is afoot, right..? Well, only one way to uncover! Hope you've got your pit climbing boots on... we've got a dungeon to uncover. Ruins get explored. Sinkholes get inspected. Hands get kissed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it your fault if you smash a friend directly into a wall when you were aiming for a bug? CONTENT WARNINGS: Arachnaphobia (mild), Unsanitary, Extremely Scary Skeletons — Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1 ч. 24 мин.
  3. Abomination Vaults Ep. 3: Bogs & Beaks

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    Abomination Vaults Ep. 3: Bogs & Beaks

    What mysteries await us on Apprentice Isle? Our unnamed band of dungeoneers are getting into the swing of things now. Giant spiders, weird gremlins and spooky sinkholes? None of those are a match for these heroes! And yet the riddle of the ruins still perplexes them. What is this place? Why is there a giant lighthouse in the middle of a swamp? And who built it? With a little luck, some keen puzzle-solving and some nightmarishly tricky encounters, perhaps the jigsaw will start to put itself together soon. But what happens if this jigsaw is, itself... just another puzzle piece? Squawk! Doors get charged. Figments get cast. Words get regretted so so so bad. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what do we do when Paizo retcons huge plot details from our previous adventures?! CONTENT WARNINGS: Maggots, Pools of Blood, Implied Willingness to eat Rotting Food, Detailed Descriptions of Head Agony and Mental Assault, Detailed Depictions of Mental Anguish, Freaky Alien — Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Even More Stuff provided by Syrinscape Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Mr. Beak Meme Art by r/UpsideDownSmore Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1 ч. 58 мин.
  4. Abomination Vaults Ep. 4: Festivals & Fortunes

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    Abomination Vaults Ep. 4: Festivals & Fortunes

    Meet the good people of Otari, and enjoy the Founder's Festival! Turns out, dungeon delving isn't all it's cracked up to be. You can get seriously exhausted by a day wrangling gremlins, maggots and dolls! So what's the reward for your hard work? A day of fun in the 500th Founder's Day Festival. Make yourself at home as we meet some of the stars of our heroes' hometown as we celebrate the 5th century of our little town. Play games, make conversation, and assume that this will be a light-hearted romp from start to finish. I wouldn't lie to you, now would I? Heroes of the vaults: get some R&R, and enjoy the sleepy town of Otari at its finest! Riddles get solved. Fortunes get gleaned. Drinks get shared. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's a paladin's favourite beverage? CONTENT WARNINGS: Second hand embarrassment (mild), implied death by falling from a height with SFX, absurd cow milking, themes of doom and annihilation, references to cannibalism, creepy little girls, toxic masculinity — Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    2 ч. 19 мин.
  5. Abomination Vaults Ep. 5: Graveyards & Gristle

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    Abomination Vaults Ep. 5: Graveyards & Gristle

    The dead are rising! It's up to us to save the town! Oh boy, that's something you never wanna see. That right there? That's hordes of the undead. Major problem for a small town with very few defenses. See, these things, they're like if your grandad got up after dying, and had a hankering for human flesh. And see, the thing is, they're way more durable than a person, so it's gonna be a real pain to fight them... especially if they outnumber you 12 to 3. Now, normally, you'd want a professional crew here to take care of it-- y'know, some adventurers with a good bit of stuff under their belt, but in this case, it looks like our dungeoneering heroes will have to deal with it themselves. It's cheaper than hiring someone to do it, but I tell you hwat, it's not as certain they'll succeed. So whaddya say? Should we leave them to it, come back in a few hours, see if they manage? Or do you reckon that'll damn them to a gruesome death? Well... I suppose there's only one way to find out! Songs get played. Lights get shone. Names get given. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is a voice changer a type of illusion spell? CONTENT WARNINGS: The undead, zombies, undead-appropriate gore, crannial trauma, insects, beetles, mild arachnophobia, unsanitary, useless NPC combatants — Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Even more sound effects provided by Syrinscape Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1 ч. 31 мин.
  6. Abomination Vaults Ep. 6: Scoundrels & Seers

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    Abomination Vaults Ep. 6: Scoundrels & Seers

    Tell the tale of the Fogfen Few! The legends of the Abomination Vaults await! So, you saved your town from certain doom. Ain't that just swell? But there's a price that comes to fame, and it's that people now expect you to continue to save their lives from the horrors that crawl forth from the lighthouse. This is, clearly, less than ideal, unless you're some kind of big heroic adventuring type who LIKES saving the day. Oh, you are? Then that's just super! In that case, forget what I said! Hero, you have a job to do! Go to the tavern, meet with your friends, and plan out where your adventure will take you next. Butt heads with criminals, listen to some spooky stories, and tredge through the mud to enter the dungeon once again. Do you hear that, Fogfen Few? Adventure is calling! Shoulders get gripped. Dolls get hugged. Altars get inspected. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's the deal with flirty bartenders? CONTENT WARNINGS: References to sex, descriptions of pitch darkness, scary toilet --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Dungeon Synth provided by Erang Even more sound effects provided by Syrinscape Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1 ч. 37 мин.
  7. Abomination Vaults Ep. 7: Secrets & Skeletons

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    Abomination Vaults Ep. 7: Secrets & Skeletons

    BONES! BONES BONES! Get them rattling, everyone, it's bones the whole way down! Everyone loves skeletons, obviously. It's what seperates us from the molluscs. And we hate those guys. But what do we do when the skeletons are outside our body, and rattling at us? Furthermore, what do we do when those skeletons seem to be piloted by a weird glowing light that's dragging them along? The Fogfen Few are returning to the dungeon, ready to make their way to the next floor. What lies deeper in the darkness? What secrets await them? Will they find a way to stop the Gauntlight from ever glowing again? Or are they already too late... is Otari doomed? Surely they'll find out, if they can overcome the fearsome skellytons that are lurching at them right this moment! Bones get rattled! Chairs get identified! Stairs get used! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like: did Sun Tzu really say that? CONTENT WARNINGS: References to sex, descriptions of pitch darkness, scary toilet --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Dungeon Synth provided by Erang Even more sound effects provided by Syrinscape Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1 ч. 19 мин.
  8. Abomination Vaults Ep. 8: Murk & Minotaurs

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    Abomination Vaults Ep. 8: Murk & Minotaurs

    Deeper and deeper we go... into the darkness that awaits us..! Dungeons, traditionally, are pretty deep underground. Sure, that makes sense. But what do you do when you're in one that's quite as sprawling as this? Corridor after corridor, doorway after doorway... the dungeons below Otari stretch further than one can even begin to anticipate. And these halls aren't empty! Monsters lurk around every corner, spirits slink and mysteries await. Truly, this is the episode where Abomination Vaults becomes a dungeon crawl... and it's full of some deadly, delightful thrills. Can our torch-wielding heroes navigate the strange rooms and foes that await them as they continue on their quest to save Otari? There's only one way to find out! Adventurers... duck your heads, and step into the unknown! Secret doors get discovered. Rooms get searched. Everything you knew is unravelled. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how the hell is Alrik doing that?! CONTENT WARNINGS: Thalassophobia, references to torture, worms, flies and fly sounds, mild horror, H.G. Wells moments --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Dungeon Synth provided by Erang Even more sound effects provided by Syrinscape Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Welcome to Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions, like... Is it cannibalism to eat a polymorphed chicken? Or is it morally okay to kiss a Goblin? What's the worst thing that could happen if we split the party? We're a group of four friends who team up every week to play Pathfinder and be hopelessly queer the whole way through! From getting 4 Nat 1's in a row, to standing up to the darkest forces of the multiverse- Dice Will Roll is here to Keep it Rollin'! Email: dicewillroll@gmail.com Get extra loot on our Patreon!

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