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Don’t be deterred by the first forty minutes of this 65-minute episode—we DO talk about the new Hulu holiday movie, Happiest Season.

Featuring: CW Endings, Gossip Girl Superlatives, Sam’s Scooby Doo Voice Times Two, Dan Humphrey Mental Gymnastics, Buying All Of His Horses, Make KStew and Aubrey Plaza Kiss On The Mouth, Do Not Badmouth Eugene Levy, and a Lesbian Daughter as a Political Asset.

Happy birthday to our hardworking editor, Sean—and also how dare you for doing this to us.

Featuring: Big-Snouted Trout Rooting Around in the Trash, Kuzco’s “AGE!”, Walker Texas Ranger Killed the Gays, Lies and Slander About Sean, Goomba Rage, #NotMyYoshi, Scalper Plumbers, and Sam’s SMB Spec Script & Recasting.

Join us for mostly talking about Thanksgiving television episodes, as well as hopefully the final time we’ll ever discuss a certain fifteen year-old show. To quote Sam, to Sean, during her vodka cranberry-induced blackout: “I hear your destruction.”

Featuring: Sam’s Hangover, Star Wars But Backwards, Bro-Time With My Heterosexual Car, Gabe Ya Fat Bastard, Cricket the Leaper or Nothing, Bob Belcher: Bicon, Schitt’s Creek Finale Chat, We See the Gossip Girl Finish Line on the Horizon, and Just Lots of Really Great Noises from Sam.

Hey, did you want an episode-by-episode breakdown of NBC’s 2015 miniseries “The Slap”? No? Neither did Delia and Cori, but here we are. Sam did quite a bit of damage to herself in this one, and, as a bonus, it doesn’t even have anything to do with Thanksgiving.

Featuring: Much Like Bolbi, Happy 10th Anniversary to Megamind, Sam’s Eternal Gossip Girl Update, “I Just Kinda Had to Know,” Deep in the Slap Lore, Four Bleeps, Penn Badgley As A Spector, Another Hour Wasted, At Least Two Shots of A Toilet, and a Bunch of S****y Jazz.

Content Warnings: Mentions of Suicide, Child/Spousal Abuse.

Happy birthday to Stanley Tucci, we celebrated by talking about Destiel at least twice!

Featuring: Child-Puncher to Icon, He’s Dead He’s Dead, Shot Down to Mega-Hell, Shoutout to Homophobia, Embarrassed Respect Horny, Sam vs. Penn Badgely, Pregnant at a Rumspringa, and Reliving Mishapocalypse.

¡Feliz Día de Muertos! This week we watched the two extant English-language animated movies about the Day of the Dead. (And depending on what else happens this week, you can just assume how we’re feeling about it all.)

Featuring: We Already Have Crunch, Eating Mealtimes, Kiss the GROOM?, Diego Luna is a Good Man!!, Old People Get Me, Poisoning Murder!, A Lotta Frida, Cause of Death: Lotsa Big Bells.