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Weekly humorous short stories for grown-ups. Engaging plots, rich character development, and intelligent dialogue are carefully edited out.  Enjoy! 

  1. 15H AGO

    Count down replay: Agent Muffet

    As we count down to the 100th (and last) episode of Discount Storytime, this was our first story read by our resident voice actor, Larry. Enjoy! Our next episode is in two weeks and is the episode I probably had the most fun recording, but was absolutely terrified to publish! Tune in to find out which one it was and why! MUSIC: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay   "Piano Horror Soundtrack - Bruno Magic" by Bruno Magic from Pixabay "Dark Cinematic Thriller" by Nikita Kondrashev from Pixabay Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay "Click here to say hi!" Support the show Find Discount Storytime on Bluesky Email me here! Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!

    24 min

  2. FEB 16

    Freddy Cat and the Cabin

    Freddy finds a mysterious cabin with a mysterious owner. Is it too good to be true? Of course! But can the kittens save him in time?   Also, Discount Storytime is coming to an end. Episode 100 will be the last one, and I have something planned. For the next few episodes, please let me know if you have a favorite, and we can replay it. Thank you all so much for listening to my ridiculous stories!!! Love humorous short stories?  Want to pause the adulting for a bit and listen to a story? If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun!  You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening! Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay  “Walk in the Park” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay “Relaxing Piano with Soft Female Vocals” by Iris,Helen,silvy from Pixabay Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay "Click here to say hi!" Support the show Find Discount Storytime on Bluesky Email me here! Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!

    31 min

  3. FEB 2

    Roasted Corn

    This week's story is a parody of Stephen King classic short story “Children of the Corn.” Enjoy! Content warning for movie spoilers, bullying, profanity, violence, and body horror. Next week’s story will be Freddy and the Cabin. Freddy Cat and the kittens from two episodes ago return for another adventure! Love humorous short stories?  Want to pause the adulting for a bit and listen to a story? If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun!  You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening! Music: "Ghosties and Ghoulies" by Geoff Harveyfrom Pixabay “Piano Horror Soundtrack – Bruno Magic”by Bruno Magic from Pixabay Sound Effects byfreesound_communityfromPixabay "Click here to say hi!" Support the show Find Discount Storytime on Bluesky Email me here! Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!

    30 min

  4. JAN 26

    Freddy Cat

    When Freddy Cat stumbles into the town of Bramble, he makes three new friends. Next week's story: Roasted Corn based on Stephen King’s “Children of the Corn” short story. Also, we are looking for a sponsor. And according to our market research, up to 60% of our audience uses indoor plumbing, so we will be reaching out to Kohler faucets to see if they will sponsor us. More to follow on our next episodes. Content warning for Profanity. Love humorous short stories?  Want to pause the adulting for a bit and listen to a story? If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun!  You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening! Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay  “Walk in the Park” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay "Crazy" Music by Willie Nelson, performed by Ken McCann Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay "Click here to say hi!" Support the show Find Discount Storytime on Bluesky Email me here! Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!

    28 min

  5. JAN 19

    Dr. Giggles, Medicine Woman

    This story is a mashup of the 1992 slasher "Dr. Giggles" and the first episode of "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman" which aired in 1993.  Enjoy! Content warning for movie spoilers,horror,violence, and gore. Next Week: "Freddy Cat" Freddy is a bit of a wandering free spirit until he discovers the town of Bramble and makes three friends who will change everything. Love humorous short stories?  Want to pause the adulting for a bit and listen to a story? If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun!  You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening! *Worried Wendell is one episodic season. Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay  "Classical Happiness" by Dvir Silverstone from Pixabay Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay "Click here to say hi!" Support the show Find Discount Storytime on Bluesky Email me here! Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!

    35 min

  6. JAN 12

    Pickleball! (a historical romance)

    Nothing says 'historical romance' like pickleball. Enjoy this entertaining and educational tour through the history of this amazing sport – with romance! Next week's story is a combination of 90’s scary movie and beloved historical drama in “Dr. Giggles, Medicine Woman.” Also, we are still looking for a sponsor. And according to our market research, up to 60% of our audience uses indoor plumbing, so we will be reaching out to Kohler faucets to see if they will sponsor us. More to follow on our next episodes. Love humorous short stories?  Want to pause the adulting for a bit and listen to a story? If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun!  You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening! Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay   "Romantic Adventure" by Pavel Bekirov from Pixabay "Powerful Action Rock Trailer" by John Rush from Pixabay Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay *Worried Wendell is a series, but all the others are short stories. "Click here to say hi!" Support the show Find Discount Storytime on Bluesky Email me here! Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!

    36 min

  7. JAN 5

    Hokey Pokey Hospital of Horror

    This week's story is a parody of the 1973 horror movie, “Horror Hospital.” Just to let you know, this episode has a passionate sex scene. Scandalous! Enjoy! Content warning for movie spoilers, profanity, horror, violence, gore, and sexual themes. Next week’s story will be "Pickleball! (A Historical Romance)" If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun!  You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening! Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay "Ghosties and Ghoulies" by Geoff Harveyfrom Pixabay "Unchained Melody" backing track by Karaoke Version Sound Effects byfreesound_communityfromPixabay *Worried Wendell is a series, but everything else is short stories. "Click here to say hi!" Support the show Find Discount Storytime on Bluesky Email me here! Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!

    37 min

  8. 12/29/2025

    Discount Ideas #2

    Happy New Year!!! Welcome to Discount Storytime’s end of the year compilation of Discount Ideas. If you follow this show on Bluesky, you may have seen a few of these posted. But here they are, a big clump of them in all their discount glory.  If you want to hear the first set of Discount Ideas, they are here.  As mentioned last week, we are looking for a sponsor and are courting Kohler. So we’ve included a sample commercial. Enjoy and Happy New Year! Content warning for Profanity. Next week's story is "Hokey Pokey Hospital of Horror" based on the 1973 scary movie "Horror Hospital."  Love humorous short stories?  Want to pause the adulting for a bit and listen to a story? If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun!  You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening! Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay  "Romantic Adventure" by Pavel Bekirov from Pixabay Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay "Click here to say hi!" Support the show Find Discount Storytime on Bluesky Email me here! Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!

    14 min
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Weekly humorous short stories for grown-ups. Engaging plots, rich character development, and intelligent dialogue are carefully edited out.  Enjoy! 

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  • Creator
    CoffeeMcCann
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    97
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Discount Storytime
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    Discount Storytime