Squelch! The Video Game Book Club!

Some people say this podcast was named after a tyrannical podcaster named Dan0 silenced McGootch and forgot to turn his mic back on. He then turned Enthrallomund into a cyborg. Soon people forgot and he turned it into a casserole podcast. No one knows what a hearthstone is, probably a type of Instapot. A rabbit hole worth exploring. Update: People keep saying hearthstone is rigged and matchmaking screws them over. Turns out there could actually be some merit to it. I hate conspiracy theories a lot but Activation has a patent describing how it fixes matchmaking to increase revenue. A rabbit hole worth exploring? Edited to add: 22+14=36

I love the chill vibes and 100% all hearthstone discussion! As a returning player from the ancient days, It’s nice to see these guys know what a Piloted Shredder is. But have ye heard tales of the most rare and deadly shredder of all? Old Sneed’s Shredder, the legendary 5/7 that, when it dies, summons Nat Pagle!

I know what piloted shredder is! It’s a 4 mana 4/3 Deathrattle: Summon a Doomsayer. Everybody Bye!

As a long-haul truck driver who arm wrestles for extra cash the nights can be lonely. Squelch! Another Hearthstone Podcast! has always been there for me. Hearthstone, arm curls and Insta pot recipes have become a way of life on the American Interstate system. When my estranged wife called to inform me about her upcoming heart surgery I offered to help in anyway I could. After not laughing at a brick joke I told she asked if I could pick up our son Michael from his Colorado military school and drive him to see her in California before her surgery. I had not seen my son in 10 years and knew it might be a long and awkward ride. We bonded and reconnected over the podcast. Going down into the Hearthstone salt mines and exploring rabbit holes that seemed worth it we were able to pick up where we left off. With a little bit left on the trip I took an extra detour to have him listen to my favorite Enthralimech drops. We have never laughed harder. Unfortunately my detour caused us to miss seeing his mother before she went into surgery. Regrettably she died from complications and Michael blamed my Enthralimech detour for not getting to see her one last time. He left me to go live with his maternal grandfather. With my World Arm Wrestling Championship coming up I hit the road for Las Vegas with an iPod Nano (whale noises) loaded up with all the Squelch episodes. Between training and driving I wrote to Michael about each podcast hoping to win him back. Come to find out his evil grandfather had been hiding my letters and Squelch cast insights from him. When Michael discovered the letters and his grandfathers deception he left to join me in Vegas. Selling my truck and betting on myself was an aggro DH move that paid off. My son Michael’s apology gave me the emotional support I needed to defeat Bob “Bull” Hurley in the finals! With my new truck, cash prize and gambling winnings Michael and I set off to start a new life and enjoy more Dan0, Mattatarms, Stormraige and Enthralimund. Woo I’m a tree.