Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul

Dave and Paul
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Join this genuine odd couple Dave and Paul in their living room, and listen in as they laugh, gab and sass (and sometimes argue) their way through all sorts of topics ranging from Pop Culture, True Crime, Headline News, LGBTQ+ Issues, Spooky Horrifying Crazy Wacky Ridiculous Stories, Trivia Nights, and so much more! When you mix the Disturbing in David and the Pragmatic in Paul you get Disturbingly Pragmatic, a podcast that will make you laugh, think, and ask yourself "WTF? Am I living in an ADHD fever dream?" Come and listen for yourself...you won’t regret it!

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    We LOVE "Severance", The New Gay Golden Girls Show, and Teens Try to Kill Mother Over Wi-Fi Dispute!

    Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Dave's brain doesn't work!Mr. Short Term Memory!In the way, Dave!Negativity AWAY!Levity! Brevity!A dollar in the douche jar!HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KEVIN!Airline tickets are too expensive for shenanigans!Levity! Brevity!"Severance" is amazing, though horrifying!Useless degrees!Will philosophize for food!Rants!Lady Gaga Levity!Up and down like a toilet seat in a men's room!Updated Irwin Allen!CGI sucks compared to practical effects!"The Goonies" sequel is on the horizon...!Long awaited sequels ALWAYS suck!Part 2, Electric Boogaloo!Dave loves Sean Astin to this day!Twink yogurt!Other peoples' kids are the best birth control!No naked nonsense in Dave's family! Episode Links (In Order): Louie Prima "The Bigger the Figure"!Tom Hanks "Mr. Short Term Memory"!Samuel Jackson's death in "Deep Blue Sea"!"The Goonies 2" is in the works!Teen girls try to kill mother over Wi-Fi! Music Credit! Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

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    Dave Had Spinal Fusion Surgery, Gay Humpback Whale Orgy, and Couple Forced to Sit Next to Corpse on Long Haul Flight!

    Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Tinnitus!Defective Q-Tips!Disgusting ear detritus!Paul gets real!Back surgery is scary!Pain meds are fun!Red heads are weird!Catheters aren't fun!You really want to pass the catheter test!Paul Nightingale!Screws, rods, and holes!Tooth in eye disease!Seeing eye tooth!Paul gets frustrated!"You're a 52-year-old man!"Dave needs to listen to Paul more often!Pushed buttons!Boiled rabbits!Meghan "I'm inauthentic asf" Markle's new crappy show!Ghoulish disaster tourists!Paul goes with the flow, day by day!Nihilism vs realism!Agoraphobia!Dead Paul!Gay humpback whale orgy!Dead body mile high club!Toronto plane crash miracle! Episode Links (In Order): Video showing Dave's surgery!Dave's experience with opioids episode!Tooth in yer eyeball!Meghan Markle steals Mallorca's Coat of Arms!Humpback Whale Porno!Couple forced to sit beside corpse on long haul flight! Music Credit! Music Graciously Supplied By: https://audionautix.com/   Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

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  3. We Talk Crocs, The Female Orgasm, and Woman's Fun DNA Test Ends in Murder Arrest!

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    We Talk Crocs, The Female Orgasm, and Woman's Fun DNA Test Ends in Murder Arrest!

    Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Zoo-bee-zoo-bee-zoooooo!David hates something!Paul's zen vibe!Dave's Ninja Slushy machine desire!McDonald's pop tastes different!Crocs are ridiculous!Jibbitz!  They're JIBBITZ, GOD DAMNIT!It's called UNSCHOOLING!Dave's fear of children!Hernia fun!Surgeon's offices suck!Facebook reels!Dave knows a lot about female orgasms!The straight man is the problem!Marry your gay best friend!We saw "Gladiator 2", and it was fine!Music was crap, though!Luigi Mangione, the Thirst Trap Assassin's hot, y'all!CEOs are either sociopathic or psychopathic!Paul's energy level is nonexistent tonight!23 and Jail!Say it ain't so, grandma! Episode Links (In Order): Ninja slushie machine!Croc toe jibbitz! Yes, they're just that stupid!Gen Alpha can't walk in their crocs!Gen Alpha Brainrot!Unschooling! Make your kid a moron! Gay Guys will marry your girlfriends Part 1!Gay Guys will marry your girlfriends Part 2!Our Kevin Allison Guest Episode from April, 2022!The Thirst Trap Assassin!United HealthCare Group CEO "Understands Frustrations"!Woman's DNA test leads to grandmother's arrest for murder! Music Credit! Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: John_Yasutis from Pixabay!    Closing Music Graciously Supplied By: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

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  4. We LOVED "Wicked" the Movie, Paul Discovered "Kath & Kim", and The New York United Healthcare CEO Murder!

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    We LOVED "Wicked" the Movie, Paul Discovered "Kath & Kim", and The New York United Healthcare CEO Murder!

    Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Black mold everywhere!It's Brittany Murphy, David!We ain't dead yet!We were blown away by "Wicked", the movie!Oz was dark!The book was darker!Let's make life a musical!Dave's uneven!We missed you all! Sorry for being away!Posterior fusion surgery of cervical vertebrae sounds like a fun time!News is banned from our house now!Please, universe! Let us go extinct!Leonard!We get to sing the Friday Night Song!Bong Crisby!We finally got to see a Cybertruck in the wild!Teslas come with free cremations!Paul discovered "Kath & Kim"!Look at me! Look at me! Look at MEEEEEEEE!The CEO murder was intense!CEOs are jerks! Healthcare CEOs are monsters!Are you worth more alive or dead?!Children are scary!Paul's TikTok withdrawal is coming a la Trainspotting! Episode Links (In Order): Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!Posterior fusion surgery!Cybertruck fire death 1!Cybertruck fire death 2!Tesla fire death!Cybertruck tire rim breaks!Cybertruck injures dog!Cybertruck owner flips his at a $207K loss!United Healthcare used AI to deny coverage!Insurance AI denials! Music Credit! Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: John_Yasutis from Pixabay!    Closing Music Graciously Supplied By: https://audionautix.com/   Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

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    Paul LOVES Brian Jordan Alvarez's "English Teacher", Raygun Named World's #1 Breakdancer, and Dave's Elderly Facebook Reels Addiction!

    Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Paul's irritation!Irritating tics!Leonard!Dave might just be a bit irritating...!Little brother, Dave!White person taco night!Pico de Gallo!Boring recipes!Paul's delicious salad dressing!"Hi! My name's Steve, and I'm a convicted sex offender!"Bring that sass!Don't eat Boar's Head Meat products!Paul doesn't give a S**T!Paul's connection to the new show, "English Teacher"!World DanceSport Federation names Raygun Number 1!Kidz Bop is creepy asf!"The Goonies"...Part 2?!Bad movie sequels!Dumpy is screwing Looney!Dave's algorithm is kittens!Facebook addiction is real!You have to pay taxes on your car every year in Virginia!Cybertrucks suck even more in Virginia!Paul saw a Cybertruck in the wild!Wrapped Cybertruck looks better than unwrapped! Episode Links (In Order): Jade's "Angel of My Dreams"!Dave's Pico de Gallo on Instagram!Boar's Head Meat Statement Re: Recall!Disgusting Boar's Head Meat plant!Boar's Head Meat recall!"English Teacher" on Wiki!Raygun named worlds #1 breaker!Raygun AI Assisted routine!Phil Hartman "Sassy's Sassiest Boy!"5-Year-old Breakdancer!Kidz Bop website!Kidz Bop Videos!"Cyberstuck" Subreddit!Wrapped Cybertrucks!Guy's Cybertruck is electrified! Music Credit! Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/   Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

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    Paul's Demure & Mindful Love of Feta Cheese, Australia's Incredible Olympic "Breakdancer" Raygun, and 26-Inch Eel Extracted out of Man's Anus!

    Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Why is Dave doing what he's doing? To annoy you! Is it working?Paul is very demure and mindful!Dave got French right!Sassy Paul is out to play!Jools Lebron!  Look them up!Paul's sudden love of...feta?!Greek salad deliciousness!Glazed donuts!Paul ate ALL the feta!If you're offended easily, please don't listen!Dave suffers from CRS - Can't Remember S&*t!Blanche!  What's the deal with Raygun?!When you screw up in 2024, it's global!She has a PhD in it!We are in the movie "Idiocracy"Hawk Tuah girl, Haliey Welch, is peek 2024!Stupid people charging for tickets to their wedding!CyberTruck is crap!Electrolytes! Plants need them!Bedazzled Crocs!LEONARD!Eel adventures in Vietnam!Paul's love of rulers!How did we survive the Middle Ages?!People were disgusting! Episode Links (In Order): Jools Lebron's TikTok!Jools Lebron can finish transitioning now! Rachael "Raygun" Gun's Olympic performance!Rachael "Raygun" Gunn 'devastated' by online hate! Man upset people aren't sending RSVP for $450 wedding!Couple sell tickets to wedding for $333!Lewis Black's Cybertruck rant!"Idiocracy" wardrobe department bought Crocs!Doctors pull eel out of man's anus!Tell the tale of Lemmiwinks!Paul's hemorrhoidal experience episode! Music Credit! Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/   Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

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    Ontario Booze Merchants on Strike, RIP Shannen Doherty and Others, and Florida Man Sneezes Out His Intestines!

    Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Episode 69 with someone planking on top!Saturday recordings!Dave is a little old man!LCBO on Strike!Doug Ford, brother of Crackhead Rob Ford!Dangerous edibles!Dave enjoys being high!The Great Mysterio!Dave has no point!Medicine time!Death denying society! Yay!Rick Mercer's ice flows!"The Office" is awesome!"RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 9" is Fantastic!Paul wants an extra 3 inches!Death has visited us too many times recently!RIP: Shannen Doherty, Shelley Duvall, Martin Mull, Richard Simmons, Dr. Ruth, and Bob Newhart!"Charmed" was cheese!"How Soon is Now" is LIT!We want to see a movie!SCREW YOU, CINEPLEX!Sneezing out your intestines! Episode Links (In Order): Rob Ford crack smoking controversy!The history of MDMA!Rick Mercer: Talking to Americans!Nina West!Florida man sneezes out his intestines! Music Credit! Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/   Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

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    Harrison Butker is a Jackass, Kids Experience Carnage at the Zoo, and Our Thoughts on "Baby Reindeer"!

    Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Harrison Butker wants his wife in the kitchen making cookies!The Rule of Thumb was a thing!It's 2024, for goodness’ sake!Trad Wife movement is ridiculous!Right wing homosexuality!Stop thrusting your religious nonsense on me!Happy Birthday, CIA Amy!Happy 52nd birthday, Dave!Nummy Steak!Paul is an extrovert-introvert!  Dave is simply introverted!Dave's age can be talked about in decades!Sitting on a secret!Ancient scrolls!We miss rotary phones!People are ignorant!Bear gives the kids a show at the Seattle Zoo!Our cats aren't catfluencers!Amazon cat!"Baby Reindeer" was creepy!"Young Sheldon" finale was ok! Episode Links (In Order): Tradwife Movement!Bear eats ducklings at kids birthday party!Pet cat accidentally returned to Amazon!Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! Music Credit! Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/   Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

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Join this genuine odd couple Dave and Paul in their living room, and listen in as they laugh, gab and sass (and sometimes argue) their way through all sorts of topics ranging from Pop Culture, True Crime, Headline News, LGBTQ+ Issues, Spooky Horrifying Crazy Wacky Ridiculous Stories, Trivia Nights, and so much more! When you mix the Disturbing in David and the Pragmatic in Paul you get Disturbingly Pragmatic, a podcast that will make you laugh, think, and ask yourself "WTF? Am I living in an ADHD fever dream?" Come and listen for yourself...you won’t regret it!

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    Dave and Paul
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