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Listen to Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted on the DMV Mess Hall where they talk about the Washington Commanders and other DMV sports topics. Give us a follow on Twitter - @DMVMessHall Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/dmvmesshall/ Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/dmvmesshall/ Website - DMVMessHall.com

  1. "Let the Chips Fall..." episode 200

    JAN 15

    "Let the Chips Fall..." episode 200

    In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall, Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about • 🏈 Wild Card Weekend • 🔍 Peters’ roster construction and the lack of weapons around Jayden • 💔 The Kingsbury–Commanders split • 📉 Hitting the “Kliff Cliff” • 🤔 The brief Mike McDaniel OC buzz • 🧠 Who is David Blough—and why he might be the right OC fit • ⚖️ Which side of the ball must get it right next season • 🧘‍♂️ Looking ahead to the offseason reset • 🏗️ Wanting sustained success, not short-term sugar highs #washingtoncommanders #HTTC

    47 min
  2. "Where There's Smoke..." episode 199

    JAN 6

    "Where There's Smoke..." episode 199

    In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall, Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about • 😡 Fans being upset about the win and taking shots at Rally Captain • 🦅 Eagles fans rolling out preloaded excuses • 🧠 Living rent free on Eagles Twitter • 📄 30+ free agents heading into the offseason • 📰 Reacting to Diana Russini’s report on Kingsbury falling out of favor with Peters • 📊 Mariota and Johnson finishing with the same number of wins as starters • 🏈 DQ holding the locker room together • ✈️ Which road game they’re most excited for next season#httc #washingtoncommanders

    53 min
  3. "Auld Lang Syne" episode 198

    12/31/2025

    "Auld Lang Syne" episode 198

    In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall, Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about 🪞 Being ready to put the 2025 season firmly in the rearview 🏥 Running through the long list of players missing time this week and all season ❓ Re-sign Mariota after a 1–5 run as the backup? 🧩 Tailgate questions roster construction and wants more from Peters 🗣️ Addressing fans wishing Drake Maye was drafted over Jayden ⚖️ A reminder that parity is real in the NFL 👐 Can Bill actually catch? 📝 Debating which side of the ball to target with the 1st-round pick 🕰️ Do they regret last year’s NFC Championship run? 🚩 The lingering sins of the Ron Rivera era 🏈 Rooting for the name on the front of the jersey, not the back 🚀 Carrying momentum into 2026 👀 Is this the last game we see Deebo in a Commanders jersey?

    1h 6m
  4. "Sea of Green" episode 197

    12/24/2025

    "Sea of Green" episode 197

    In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about • 🟢 Their game day experiences in a sea of Eagles green • 🍻 Barstool Philly antics • ⚡ Eagles fans trying to sabotage the tailgate • 🤦‍♂️ Dealing with ignorant fans • 🥊 Reaction to the Commanders vs Eagles fight • ❓ Questioning why Sam Hartman is even on the roster • 🎯 What are players playing for this late in the season • 🎄 Predicting the crowd vibe for the Christmas Day game • 🌟 Wanting to see the young guys play while the vets sit

    1h 8m
  5. "Finish with Pride" episode 196

    12/17/2025

    "Finish with Pride" episode 196

    In the latest episode of the DMV Mess Hall "Finish with Pride", Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about: • 🗽 Rally’s 4-Hour NYC Road Rally Trip • 😬 Commanders Tried to Lose vs the Giants • 🥳 Celebrating the Win Way Too Early • 🔄 Mariota = Good for One Turnover a Game • 📺 Finally Winning after a 2-Month Drought • 🏈 Noah Brown: Captain ➝ IR ➝ What’s Next? • 👀 Not Impressed With Some Young Skill Players • 🦅 Eagles Turning NW Stadium Into a Home Game • ⏳ Can Washington Delay the Eagles’ Division Clinch? • 🛑 Reacting to Jayden Daniels Being Shut Down for the Season • 🎟️ Donate Tickets vs Selling Them For Less • 💼 What Are Players Playing For With 3 Games Left? • 📉 Why Tanking Isn’t Real in the NFL • 🤕 Running Through the Season-Long Injury List

    56 min
  6. "Show Must Go On" episode 195

    12/11/2025

    "Show Must Go On" episode 195

    During this week's podcast Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about • 🚌 Bus Trip to New York for the Giants game • 📣 Rally Details for fans heading to MetLife • 🤕 Jayden Out Again — thoughts on him not playing this week • ❓ Should Jayden Play Again This Season? • 💪 Fans Questioning Jayden’s Toughness • 👀 Jayden Not Seeing the Field Like Last Year • 📺 Ertz Injury Relived on Hard Knocks • 🍼 Is Jayden Being Treated With Kid Gloves? • 🆔 What Is the Commanders Identity? • 🔥 DQ Not Holding His Coaches Accountable • 🙄 Fans Commenting Online Without Watching the Game • 💸 Would You Bet on Washington vs the Giants?

    46 min
  7. "Three Steps Back" episode 194

    12/09/2025

    "Three Steps Back" episode 194

    🎙️ Three Steps Back — Episode Summary • ❄️ Minnesota cold hits different • 🙏 Big thanks to listeners who pressed their reps about the lost home game • 💸 Cowboys rolled out a 30-year PSL what will the Commanders do • 🥩 No Victory Steaks this week… sadly • 💀 TT’s FanDuel “locks” absolutely weren’t • 🛡️ Defense is gassed • 🧀 Kingsbury = Cheddar Bob • 🤕 Latest on Jayden’s health • 🙏 Prayers up for Zach Ertz • 📞 Hoping Kingsbury gets an offseason job offer • 🤨 Is Jayden injury-prone? • 🎯 Why Jayden needs reps — now more than ever

    50 min
  8. "Not Lost Anymore" episode 193

    12/04/2025

    "Not Lost Anymore" episode 193

    🎙️ DMV Mess Hall Podcast Recap • 📍 Minnesota Rally hype! • 🎥 Hard Knocks: What made the cut for the Commanders • 🏈 Commanders aren’t lost anymore • 💌 Fans: Hit up your ticket reps about that lost home game • 🤔 Will Jayden play vs the Vikings? • 🥩 Victory Steak Sunday—are the boys celebrating?#httc #washingtoncommanders

    31 min
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Listen to Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted on the DMV Mess Hall where they talk about the Washington Commanders and other DMV sports topics. Give us a follow on Twitter - @DMVMessHall Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/dmvmesshall/ Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/dmvmesshall/ Website - DMVMessHall.com

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  • Creator
    The Mess Hall
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    208
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © The Mess Hall
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