Do Not Listen Show

Do Not Listen Show

Two best friends from Shreveport, Louisiana riff on anime, gaming, and internet rabbit holes with zero filter and even less preparation. New episodes every Monday. Listen at your own risk.

Episodes

  1. 8h ago

    Cory vs. the Elden Ring Fans. Time to Settle It | Do Not Listen Show

    Hey! I'd love to hear your thoughts, send me a voice note. Caylon is back, Cory is cornered, and nobody in this room is qualified to settle anything. Listen at your own risk. Caylon is back for the first time in nine episodes, and EP12 goes exactly as chaotic as Colton promised. Housekeeping first: the show is on every audio platform and the site is live (1:07). Colton reviews Buddy and wants his $20 back for the pacing (8:20). Then the updated top-three anime lists come out and none of them agree: Cory rides FMA Brotherhood, Naruto and JJK, Caylon can't get below five, and Colton puts Naruto on his list on sales alone while saying he despises it, with Bleach at number one (17:36). From there it's theme songs, Sailor Moon soloing everybody, the old Toonami catalog, and the moment that got each of them into anime (33:39). Colton opens the Resident Evil reboot debate, a movie set in the universe with zero Resident Evil characters, and everybody lands on trust the vision (48:41). Then the stories: the Wendy's party pack incident, the Forehead Scar Club, and the hotel manager who said the rat video was AI (57:37). Keith Lee's wrong-way-driver post and the comments that turned on him get the sincere minutes (1:04:07). The best-entrance-in-anime argument settles on Ichigo grabbing Aizen by the face (1:23:23). Colton declares Spider-Man the worst superhero of all time (1:28:16). And the main event: Cory's Elden Ring takes set the internet on fire, so Caylon and Colton sit him down to settle it, and nobody wins (1:31:00). Question of the Week: Which game franchise do you have a real connection to? Drop it at https://donotlistenshow.com Watch the version where we are unfiltered af: https://patreon.com/donotlistenshow Full video every Monday: https://youtube.com/@DoNOTListenShow Instagram: https://instagram.com/donotlistenshow Facebook: https://facebook.com/DoNotListenShow Stories and voicemails: https://donotlistenshow.com Contact: donotlistenshow@gmail.com

    Cory vs. the Elden Ring Fans. Time to Settle It | Do Not Listen Show
  2. Sep 7

    Assassin's Creed Is the Same Game 14 Times | Do Not Listen Show

    Hey! I'd love to hear your thoughts, send me a voice note. This is the episode where Cory would rather take a bullet than play a Souls game. Listen at your own risk. Cory is back after Colton's solo episode and the first thing he does is step in gum. The show is now on Spotify, Apple, Amazon, and YouTube Music, the site is rebuilt, and a special guest is booked with $10 on the whiteboard from Cory saying he doesn't show (3:36). Colton pays $420 for the Final Fantasy VII Revelation collector's edition and reports the director's biggest fear is that Vincent Valentine is too fun to put down (16:25). The new Halloween game turns out to be Dead by Daylight with the safeguards removed (21:22). Mortal Shell 2 drops and Cory announces he would rather be shot than play a Souls-like (30:17), then extends the sentence to Assassin's Creed, which he says has been the same game since the beginning (36:34). Colton brings a local story: two Caddo Parish deputies swapped wives ten years ago, got fired, lost at the Louisiana Supreme Court, and just went viral again (43:05). Cory describes the average Souls player in detail Colton promises to clip out of context (48:23). Bleach got review-bombed over the Kubo changes and Re:Zero overtook it with no intro or outro (52:57). The back half is best anime entrances and exits: Madara, Maki, Toji, Escanor, Jiraiya, Neji, and Colton calling Rengoku vs. Akaza the best fight in one of the worst shows ever made (1:06:53). Sword Art Online fell off because it rushed the manga and got stuck in the fairy world twice (1:21:56). Question of the week: what's the best piece of advice you've ever been given? Watch the video version: https://youtube.com/@DoNOTListenShow 0:00 Cold open 0:50 Cory is back 3:36 200 club, new site, all platforms 6:53 Restart your life: what would you do differently 9:03 Special guest tease and the $10 bet 13:01 New question, Zack's last words, and blonds 16:25 FF7 Revelation collector's edition 21:22 The Halloween game is Dead by Daylight 27:28 Buddy, Akira, and the Transformers tribute 30:17 Mortal Shell 2 and the Souls-like problem 36:34 Assassin's Creed is the same game 39:59 Teen Wolf, Kingdom Hearts, 230 hours 43:05 Two deputies swapped wives 48:23 Cory describes a Souls player 51:15 Where Assassin's Creed went wrong 52:57 Bleach got review-bombed 56:58 Re:Zero has no intro 1:00:47 What to watch after Bleach 1:03:45 Best bankai, Kyoraku, Starrk, Aizen 1:06:53 Best anime entrances 1:18:14 Rengoku vs. Akaza 1:21:56 Why Sword Art Online fell off 1:26:28 Wrap and question of the week Watch the version where we are unfiltered af: https://patreon.com/donotlistenshow Site: https://donotlistenshow.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/donotlistenshow Facebook: https://facebook.com/DoNotListenShow Contact: donotlistenshow@gmail.com

    Assassin's Creed Is the Same Game 14 Times | Do Not Listen Show

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Two best friends from Shreveport, Louisiana riff on anime, gaming, and internet rabbit holes with zero filter and even less preparation. New episodes every Monday. Listen at your own risk.