Don't Be A Ding Dong

Don't Be A Ding Dong
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Don’t Be A Ding Dong! is a professional comedy show where 3 ding dongs try not to be ding dongs. Join Ryan, Andy, and Quinton as they learn things about each other. Contents may include: impromptu game shows, new business propositions, and the occasional UFO sighting.

Episodes

  1. 1D AGO

    [6] Lime Scooter Birdslaughter

    A grim tale of a bird hitchhiking 500 miles across state lines, Andy takes a tumble. The boys take a trip to Climax Springs, Missouri and visit some questionable local businesses before diving into the lost media search for the bizarre 9/11 “VeggieTales” tape that may or may not exist. All that and more can be found on this ding dong 00:00 - Intro 00:25 - Hot N' Tasty opening 01:39 - Launching a podcast from McDonald's on 9/11 19:23 - Andy's Lime scooter adventures 25:00 - Committing vehicular birdslaughter (allegedly) 30:14 - A helmet or hwhat? 42:21 - Milking 9/11 into the ground 48:22 - Vintage code brown

    54 min

  2. OCT 9

    [5] Horseshoe Sneezecast

    Andy nearly starts a housefire. The gang dives into a brand-new game, “Name the TV Censor Line?”, where they try to guess what famous movie quotes got turned into on basic cable. Post-launch reflections, the first-ever in-person Ding-Dong meetup and a deep dive into the mysterious world of horseshoes, pony shoes, and the fine art of melted cheese. 00:00 - Intro 00:30 - Andy's Bright Idea 04:11 - Feeback on our first episodes 07:27 - Can You Name The TV Censored Line? 30:54 - Innagural meeting of the Ding Dong Horshoe Crew 40:17 - The Worst Flinstones Appliances 43:14 - Sneezing On Command

    49 min

  3. OCT 2

    [4] Joe Dirt 2 (and a half men)

    The boys are back for another week of dinging and donging! Ryan digs up a childhood crayon-related trauma before diving into a full recap of Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser, the inexplicable animated ending of Two and a Half Men, and a surprise visit from Dr. Andy. 00:00 - Intro 01:29 - Liquified Crayons 06:12 - VeggieTales certified classics 10:06 - Catching up on Joe Dirt 2 38:51 - Chuck Lorre 46:00 - Dr. Andy's Diagnosis

    47 min

  4. SEP 25

    [3] Drug Task Force vs Minor League Sports

    It's game time on The Ding-Dong Show! Quinton brings A Tube Dog update before Ryan invents everyone's new favorite gameshow, "Sports Team or Drug Task Force", ending with Andy dropping a Christian media alternative bomb on us!00:00 - Intro 02:30 - Episode 2 homework 05:03 - The next chapter in hot dog technology 18:17 - reinventing flip flops 19:01 - Task force or local sports team? 43:30 - Redemption cards 47:25 - Larry the Cable Guy makes a lot of food

    57 min

  5. SEP 18

    [2] Frosted Flakes of Honing Rod

    The Wiener Boys are back with video rental and Red light running life hacks that are completely true and helpful to you in the year 2025. But wait, there's more! Frosted Flakes have a dirty secret, and we expose it, followed by an update on the world-changing "Pocket Dog" 00:00 - Intro 00:40 - New locations & red light tickets 02:50 - rental swap 05:43 - ID photos 10:00 - Frosted Flakes (of corn) 12:10 - Getting a barbing 16:50 - Movie critics 18:09 - Everything pizza 21:52 - Coring a hot dog bun 26:47 - Turkey stabbing device 36:35 - Getting a cigarette car upgrade 39:50 - Mark McGrath and Frankie Valli 48:05 - NYC retraction

    51 min

  6. SEP 11

    [1] Squeezing a Hot Dog Like Toothpaste

    In Don't Be A Ding Dong's official first episode, Ryan, Andy, and Quinton talk about everything from the trauma of New York City food poisoning to the perfect hot dog bun, the mysteries of mana, "brown smells", and rap rock gods Sugar Ray.00:00 - Intro01:20 - Mints & brown smells05:58 - Beaten up by NYC12:18 - Trucker callsigns15:59 - Hot dog innovation27:18 - Where we’re at with Rap Rock31:07 - What are the sinuses?35:21 - Mana from Heaven41:00 - Scooby Doo meets Shrek45:08 - Becoming snakes

    50 min

  7. SEP 11

    [0.3] Eels On Wheels in the Cultage Cheese

    The Ding Dong Show returns with Quinton, Andy, and Ryan diving into bizarre door-to-door sales schemes, UFO sightings in Illinois, the origins of “the buck stops here,” fruit snack philosophy, prank calls, cottage cheese, and even a close encounter with a cow in the dark.

    55 min

  8. SEP 11

    [0.2] Cigarette Cars & Tom Delonge's UFO Sightings

    The Ding Dong Boys swap stories about sketchy first cars, and play another round of Andy's mystery burned CD game, leading to debates of Tom DeLonge’s greatness before things spiral down the UFO rabbit hole.

    33 min

  9. SEP 11

    [0.1] Really Wide Hamburger

    A nacho PowerPoint derails into talk of hamburger go-gurts, the eternal meatloaf sandwich wisdom of a Reddit user named stupid butt, and a history lesson on how Jack was conceived. 00:00 I'm Andy! 14:00 Poor People Nachos 31:10 How Jack Was Conceived 33:50 CDs of Old

    46 min
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About

Don’t Be A Ding Dong! is a professional comedy show where 3 ding dongs try not to be ding dongs. Join Ryan, Andy, and Quinton as they learn things about each other. Contents may include: impromptu game shows, new business propositions, and the occasional UFO sighting.

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  • Creator
    Don't Be A Ding Dong
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    9
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Don't Be A Ding Dong
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