Don't Be A Ding Dong

Don't Be A Ding Dong
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Don’t Be A Ding Dong! is a professional comedy show where 3 ding dongs try not to be ding dongs. Join Ryan, Andy, and Quinton as they learn things about each other. Contents may include: impromptu game shows, new business propositions, and the occasional UFO sighting.

  1. 11/13/2025

    [10] Ding Dong Does Power Point

    Previously, on episode 8 of Don’t Be A Ding Dong, homework was assigned and then ignored for a full week, so today, the Dingy Dongy boys turn in their homework with 3 artisan handcrafted power points. 00:00 - Intro 02:25 - Andy's Homework: Redemption Cards 23:34 - Ryan's Homework: Cup Holders 36:20 - Quinton's Homework: Monster Cereal

    58 min

  2. 11/06/2025

    [9] The Kansas Episode

    A review of Kansas. 00:00 Intro 01:00 Kansas 53:02 Ryan has something

    1h 14m

  3. 10/30/2025

    [8] A Ding Dong Halloween Trial

    The Don’t Be a Ding-Dong Halloween Special. The boys show up in costume for a Halloween special full of conspiracies, courtroom drama, and deep research into the broadcast schedule of 9/11. Homework is given, field reports are made, and apologies are issued in this action packed episode of the Ding Dong show! 00:00 - Intro 00:30 - Costume reveals 04:33 - Ding Dong Field Report 08:06 - Where do beards stop, if bald 13:27 - We take each other to court 20:46 - What are we experts in? 28:35 - Dove 30:55 - Settling the 9/11 timeline 39:40 - Take me down to Bad City 45:58 - Closing the door, man

    52 min

  4. 10/23/2025

    [7] Starburst Presents: A Six Flags Pizza Selection

    Another Ding Dong with more of Ryan's tales from Nashville. the worst opening bands we’ve ever suffered through (includes spit), A shocking Frosted Flakes update, and a deeply passionate debate on which slice of pizza you grab first. a full spread of nonsense before we dive into the of Sick Puppies at the Six Flags Starburst Summer Concert Series. 00:00 - Intro 00:22 - Not finished with Nashville 11:45 - Opening bands 25:19 - Generic Frosted Flakes are still Frosted Flakes 33:58 - Strong pizza opinions 1:01:44 - Six Flags Starburst Summer Concert Series

    1h 8m

  5. 10/16/2025

    [6] Lime Scooter Birdslaughter

    A grim tale of a bird hitchhiking 500 miles across state lines, Andy takes a tumble. The boys take a trip to Climax Springs, Missouri and visit some questionable local businesses before diving into the lost media search for the bizarre 9/11 “VeggieTales” tape that may or may not exist. All that and more can be found on this ding dong 00:00 - Intro 00:25 - Hot N' Tasty opening 01:39 - Launching a podcast from McDonald's on 9/11 19:23 - Andy's Lime scooter adventures 25:00 - Committing vehicular birdslaughter (allegedly) 30:14 - A helmet or hwhat? 42:21 - Milking 9/11 into the ground 48:22 - Vintage code brown

    54 min

  6. 10/09/2025

    [5] Horseshoe Sneezecast

    Andy nearly starts a housefire. The gang dives into a brand-new game, “Name the TV Censor Line?”, where they try to guess what famous movie quotes got turned into on basic cable. Post-launch reflections, the first-ever in-person Ding-Dong meetup and a deep dive into the mysterious world of horseshoes, pony shoes, and the fine art of melted cheese. 00:00 - Intro 00:30 - Andy's Bright Idea 04:11 - Feeback on our first episodes 07:27 - Can You Name The TV Censored Line? 30:54 - Innagural meeting of the Ding Dong Horshoe Crew 40:17 - The Worst Flinstones Appliances 43:14 - Sneezing On Command

    49 min

  7. 10/02/2025

    [4] Joe Dirt 2 (and a half men)

    The boys are back for another week of dinging and donging! Ryan digs up a childhood crayon-related trauma before diving into a full recap of Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser, the inexplicable animated ending of Two and a Half Men, and a surprise visit from Dr. Andy. 00:00 - Intro 01:29 - Liquified Crayons 06:12 - VeggieTales certified classics 10:06 - Catching up on Joe Dirt 2 38:51 - Chuck Lorre 46:00 - Dr. Andy's Diagnosis

    47 min

  8. 09/25/2025

    [3] Drug Task Force vs Minor League Sports

    It's game time on The Ding-Dong Show! Quinton brings A Tube Dog update before Ryan invents everyone's new favorite gameshow, "Sports Team or Drug Task Force", ending with Andy dropping a Christian media alternative bomb on us!00:00 - Intro 02:30 - Episode 2 homework 05:03 - The next chapter in hot dog technology 18:17 - reinventing flip flops 19:01 - Task force or local sports team? 43:30 - Redemption cards 47:25 - Larry the Cable Guy makes a lot of food

    57 min
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Don’t Be A Ding Dong! is a professional comedy show where 3 ding dongs try not to be ding dongs. Join Ryan, Andy, and Quinton as they learn things about each other. Contents may include: impromptu game shows, new business propositions, and the occasional UFO sighting.

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  • Episodes
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