98 episodes

Don’t Wreck Yourself is a weekly podcast about finding truth on the internet. On each episode, we assess a claim wrecking the internet, answer questions nobody asked us, and keep you from ruining your life with bad information choices.

Don’t Wreck Yourself Ryan Placchetti

    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 23 Ratings

Don’t Wreck Yourself is a weekly podcast about finding truth on the internet. On each episode, we assess a claim wrecking the internet, answer questions nobody asked us, and keep you from ruining your life with bad information choices.

    The Lurker in the Farthouse Gives No Quarter

    The Lurker in the Farthouse Gives No Quarter

    In this episode Ryan and Dr. Brad talk coinage trends, probability, and youth culture before segueing into accounts of an ancient Mesopotamian demon whose victims were always taken on the commode inflagrante delicto. Take this opportunity to learn a thing or two from Brad, who unlike virtually everyone else on this show, is an actual expert.Subscribe to Brad's channel, Artifactually Speaking at:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6q8GsRYTYW1zeke1erD-uAFind the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpodFind Ryan on Instagram but not on Twitter @foodicideChat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server...https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

    • 44 min
    The Kelce-Swift Protocol

    The Kelce-Swift Protocol

    Ryan and Ian tackle the conspiracy that Taylor Swift and the NFL are rigged in Joe Biden's favor. They also weigh in on some pop culture questions and explain the differences between First, Second, and Third World countries.
    Eat up, slop's gettin' cold.Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpodFind Ryan on Instagram but not on Twitter @foodicideChat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server...https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ
    Find Ian on Twitter @IanMauldinFind Ian's music here: https://damnedrivers.bandcamp.com/ and also here:Find Ian's show Shrimp and Crits on Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok @shrimpandcritsFind them online at www.shrimpandcrits.com, or support them by visiting www.fondofmelobster.com
    This episode was edited by Ian Mauldin

    • 42 min
    The Butt Plug Railgun

    The Butt Plug Railgun

    Ryan takes to the streets with Cap to patrol the internet in search of questions and topics in need of vigilante illumination. Ryan provides an update on the state of the show, before they dive into the hows and whens of doing the gritty at a funeral, taking breastmilk baths, before ruling on whether there is a connection between Impossible Meat and Planned Parenthood. TW: This episode does feature discussion of abortion and cannibalism, but that's the price of exploring the MAGA web I guess. Finally, Cap dives into whether a viral image on the internet faithfully recounts an occurrence of a butt plug railgun.
    Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpod or @wreckyourpod.com on BlueSkyFind Ryan on Instagram @foodicide
    Find Cap on Twitter @capandcritsFind Cap on BlueSky @thinkingcap.bsky.socialFind Cap's show at www.shrimpandcrits.com 

    • 54 min
    Don’t Spook Yourself 3: Holiday Turspookin!

    Don’t Spook Yourself 3: Holiday Turspookin!

    The lights are off. You knock anyway. Silence. You wait a month. The light comes on. The terror begins. Enjoy your tofurkey stuffed with candy corn, you freaks.This year's Halloween episode is grossly late, but worth the wait! Join Ryan, CJ, and Cap for all the tricks, all the treats, and all the human skin based fashion apparel you can buy on Etsy!
    Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpod or @wreckyourpod.com on BlueSkyFind Ryan on Instagram @foodicide
    Find Cap on Twitter @capandcritsFind Cap on BlueSky @thinkingcap.bsky.socialFind Cap's show at www.shrimpandcrits.com Find CJ on Instagram @backyardpitmastersc
    Support the show by visiting www.fondlemelobster.comChat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server...https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

    • 1 hr 6 min
    420 Friendly Crabdaddy Seeks Old Bae

    420 Friendly Crabdaddy Seeks Old Bae

    In this wild episode Matt and Ryan discuss deeply personal healthcare stories, tease a whale milk topic that you heard last week, and generally conduct themselves like over-caffeinated class clowns. But in the process they help an r/nostupidquestions asker embrace their inner Mandolorian. Then they weigh the pharmacological benefits of hotboxing crustaceans, before discussing how to make the humans of today the sentient crabs of tomorrow. Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpodFind Ryan on Instagram but not on Twitter @foodicide
    Support the show by visiting www.fondlemelobster.comChat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server...https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

    • 57 min
    The Taylor Swift Lifestyle

    The Taylor Swift Lifestyle

    Ryan invites Ian Mauldin to dust off his microphone to talk about all of the internet's hottest topics from several weeks ago! First they throw a wet blanket on Burning Man, before discussing the impact the Taylor Swift Lifestyle can have on a relationship. Then they discuss whether a human being like you and me suffering from lactose intolerance can safely pop a big old rubber whale nipple in our mouth and suckle. Is it cetacean good or is it cetacean bad like this joke?
    Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpodFind Ryan on Instagram but not on Twitter @foodicide
    Support the show by visiting www.fondlemelobster.comChat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server...https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ
    Find Ian on Twitter @IanMauldinFind Ian's music here: https://damnedrivers.bandcamp.com/ and also here:Find Ian's show Shrimp and Crits on Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok @shrimpandcritsFind them online at www.shrimpandcrits.com, or support them by visiting www.fondofmelobster.com
    This episode was edited by Ian Mauldin
      

    • 57 min

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