Drunk Zelda Hannah and Jeremy

Honestly we have no excuse. We we prepping for our hot gurl vax summer and then the fricken pandemic was like NOT ANYMORE BITCHES!! So this episode is from many years ago, but hey at least Audacity remembers our re-mapped hotkeys, am i rite? Oh, episode description? We got the hammer! We did a dungeon! We drank BEER. 

*Clears the cobwebs* OH HEEEEEYYYYY! It's us! Sit tight for the usual nonsensical ramblings of two drunkards with an added bonus of some BEAUTIFUL paper flipping ASMR.  We make some eye puns, we shockingly become Gollum, and question why Zelda always gets kidnapped.  

We're a downright MESS in this episode but we promise that you'll learn a lot. Hannah once again misguides Jeremy all over Hyrule in search of item upgrades, we befriend the evil zoras, discover the magic mirror, and clear the dungeon in 5 minutes flat. Please don't judge us, but maybe consider hiring us for your toddler's birthday party over zoom.

In this episode, Hannah "reads" aka slurs directions, Jeremy flies through the temple with the aid of the pegasus boots, and we talk about sand. As the philosophical Anakin Walker once said, "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating — and it gets everywhere." which I think we can all agree with. Join us as we sing, dance, and hiccup our way through another episode!

There comes a time in every Link's life when he must play through his first dungeon of the game. And people of the Internet, that time has come for A Link to the Past.  Let's raise a blue potion to us beating the first dungeon of the game in just under 40 seconds. This episode features Hey Ya by Outkast and believe it or not, they aren't guest stars; that's just us singing, so RCA Records and SONY Music, please don't sue.

This is a sober message from the Sober Zelda team. Hey it's been a minute, huh?  Even a year-long pandemic can't stop US from drinking! We're jumping into the next game, A Link to the Past, where we laugh, cry, and even audition for the role of Zelda for the upcoming Breath of the Wild 2. (Probably set to release sometime over the next 5 years.) The last two seasons have been so much fun so let's hope there's only more boomerangs, nuts, and obviously alcohol! Cheers to that!